View Full Version : According to my Feb. 2003..


RyDawg
01-15-2003, 03:47 PM
..Stuff Magazine, the following are true:

Tom Hanks is a direct descendant of Abraham Lincoln's mother.

Roman Gladiators often gave commercial product endorsements.

Circus clowns have a "face registry" to prevent clowns from plagiarizing their faces.

Surgeons at Harvard UNiversity and London's Royal Free Hospital now claim to have the means to perform the world's first face transplant.

Back in 1896, the first patented chewing gum was made mostly of rubber.

Prostitutes in ancient Freece wore sandals with nails in their soles which created footprints that read FOLLOW ME.

More U.S. homes have outhouses than TiVos.

Deer are responsible for more human deaths per year than bears, snakes, alligators and sharks combined.

Tennis pro Pete Sampras once compared Barbra Streisand to a pitching wedge, because "she looks good from about 150 yards away."

When the Allies dropped their very first bomb on Berlin, it landed in the local zoo, instantly killing the Nazi's only elephant.

A New York-based instructor recently released a yoga video for dogs and their owners.

Last year, a man reportedly breast-fed a baby by accident.

James Fulton
01-15-2003, 03:50 PM
Intriguing, I must say.

Bzob
01-15-2003, 03:54 PM
I am scared,,,, mommy?

Waylander
01-15-2003, 03:55 PM
I agree james, but where is freece?

RyDawg
01-15-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Waylander
I agree james, but where is freece?

I am no-selling your discovery of my typo.

seldomTap
01-15-2003, 03:58 PM
Before the great Frecian war of 1015 BC...Greece and France were indeed the same place...after 30 days and 30 nights of battle between the Pastry chefs of the south, and the toga wearing olive eaters of the North...it was agreed that neither wanted anything to do with each other anymore...therefore, the pastry chefs Made France, and the the olive eating ass jammers created Greece...

And so the world goes on

The Ensanity
01-15-2003, 04:00 PM
Follow me shoes? Wouldnt cops be able to tell if a chick is a hooker even faster?

RyDawg
01-15-2003, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Follow me shoes? Wouldnt cops be able to tell if a chick is a hooker even faster?

I'm not sure, but I believe:

1. There were no police back in the time period designated. Not even in Freece.

2. Even if there were police, in the form of village guards or something, I don't think being a prostitute was illegal outside the Bible. I mean, Freece was all about the hardcore **** sessions.

3. Dude, all women are hookers. No need to be able to tell.