View Full Version : Get to know a fat Russian: BrooklynBomber.


Shanus
02-14-2007, 11:55 PM
1. Would you be willing to give us Limey's a flash of your foreskin?

2. Do you fight like a typical, fat Rusky? (IE. The two Ibragimov's, Alipolamov and Surging Lobotomy)

3. How fat are you BrooklynBomber, and is your husband gay?

TheHoff!
02-15-2007, 12:01 AM
1. Would you be willing to give us Limey's a flash of your foreskin?

2. Do you fight like a typical, fat Rusky? (IE. The two Ibragimov's, Alipolamov and Surging Lobotomy)

3. How fat are you BrooklynBomber, and is your husband gay?
Great idea Shanus but you should of asked some more questions pertinent to the brooklynbombers life experiences. Such as about trannys and other things...

Next we could have a get to know a fat yank thread.

Shanus
02-15-2007, 12:04 AM
Great idea Shanus but you should of asked some more questions pertinent to the brooklynbombers life experiences. Such as about trannys and other things...

Next we could have a get to know a fat yank thread.

He can barely read, Hoff.. he is Russian after all, giving him 3 questions to answer will most definately occupy the better part of his night.

BrooklynBomber
02-15-2007, 12:16 AM
1. Would you be willing to give us Limey's a flash of your foreskin?

2. Do you fight like a typical, fat Rusky? (IE. The two Ibragimov's, Alipolamov and Surging Lobotomy)

3. How fat are you BrooklynBomber, and is your husband gay?

1) ofcourse I would
2)My style was always more of a Trinidad rather then anything else
3) Well you know it yourself since we seen each other naked.

TheHoff!
02-15-2007, 12:16 AM
He can barely read, Hoff.. he is Russian after all, giving him 3 questions to answer will most definately occupy the better part of his night.

Fair point Shanus. Maybe you should have used pictures to help emphasise things and make it easier for him to understand.

BrooklynBomber
02-15-2007, 12:17 AM
go for more, I aint satisfied.
Concerning my fatness, you be the judge of it
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69838&page=14

Shanus
02-15-2007, 12:22 AM
go for more, I aint satisfied.
Concerning my fatness, you be the judge of it
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69838&page=14

Here's a few:

1. What the **** are you doing with your left hand, son?!

2. Are you naked?

3. Do you have any idea why my dog's head smells like human sweat? It's ****ing disgusting, I'm not in the mood for pasties.

BrooklynBomber
02-15-2007, 12:27 AM
Here's a few:

1. What the **** are you doing with your left hand, son?!

2. Are you naked?

3. Do you have any idea why my dog's head smells like human sweat? It's ****ing disgusting, I'm not on the mood for pasties.

1) masturbating my 10 inch dick, since my hand us about 10 inches away from my crotch
2) this is my house, what the **** do you expect,
3) because your dog was licking your balls too much

TheHoff!
02-15-2007, 12:28 AM
go for more, I aint satisfied.
Concerning my fatness, you be the judge of it
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69838&page=14

Ok:

4. What pearls of wisdom would you bestow on the luckless platinummatt regarding finding a bird that will shag him?

5. If you saw Exige in the street would you step over him?

6. What shall we do about global warming?

7. We all know you're a Russian. Are you also a commie bastard?

That is all for now.

Shanus
02-15-2007, 12:29 AM
1) masturbating my 10 inch dick, since my hand us about 10 inches away from my crotch
2) this is my house, what the **** do you expect,
3) because your dog was licking your balls too much

You think you're the dogs bollocks after answering them so easily, don't you, eh?

OK Mr slick man, I'll let it slide.. but I have my eye on you, just remember what happened to your people the last time you tried to **** with Germany..

Oh, wait.. nvm. :o

BrooklynBomber
02-15-2007, 12:31 AM
Ok:

4. What pearls of wisdom would you bestow on the luckless platinummatt regarding finding a bird that will shag him?

5. If you saw Exige in the street would you step over him?

6. What shall we do about global warming?

7. We all know you're a Russian. Are you also a commie bastard?

That is all for now.

4) always look like you are making them a favour, not vice versa
5) I reckon I would not even notice him, can you notice something as big as bacteria
6)Light our farts to burn all that carbom monoxide
7) I am ukrainian, therefore I hate commies on genetic level, it is almost as bad as hate for ginges.

TheHoff!
02-15-2007, 12:33 AM
4) always look like you are making them a favour, not vice versa
5) I reckon I would not even notice him, can you notice something as big as bacteria
6)Light our farts to burn all that carbom monoxide
7) I am ukrainian, therefore I hate commies on genetic level, it is almost as bad as hate for ginges.

Good answers and very inventive. From now on i will light my every fart. No-one can say I dont do anything for the environment.

BrooklynBomber
02-15-2007, 09:56 PM
IF you got any more questions, ask away, friedly limeys.

Oasis_Lad
02-15-2007, 10:07 PM
How would you rate your looks on a scale of 1 to 10 ?

Favourite drug ?

Favourite scotsman ?

Do you shave your balls ? ( 2nd to none wanted to know )

Is versatile babyphat ?

BrooklynBomber
02-15-2007, 10:25 PM
How would you rate your looks on a scale of 1 to 10 ?

Favourite drug ?

Favourite scotsman ?

Do you shave your balls ? ( 2nd to none wanted to know )

Is versatile babyphat ?

1) I dunno, I am very selfish, but when I am in my best shape(not on these pics I presented) I would give myself an 8
2) To be honest, I dont even know anymore since I am staying sober and trying to cultivate the hate for any kinds of drugs
3) And I botox that **** as well
4) I dont think so anymore, I think even versy cant be that boring.

BrooklynBomber
02-15-2007, 11:05 PM
For you Oasis Lad
This is me at 6, since I need a shave and some decent sleep.

Oasis_Lad
02-15-2007, 11:13 PM
^^^^ *drools uncontrollably* Fan-****ing-tastic.

phallus
02-16-2007, 04:24 PM
4) always look like you are making them a favour, not vice versa
5) I reckon I would not even notice him, can you notice something as big as bacteria
6)Light our farts to burn all that carbom monoxide
7) I am ukrainian, therefore I hate commies on genetic level, it is almost as bad as hate for ginges.

but u'd bang a ginge, though? if she had freckles all over?

BrooklynBomber
02-16-2007, 05:49 PM
but u'd bang a ginge, though? if she had freckles all over?

No, but I know this one girl with balck hair and she has tiny black freckles.
Thats a mad turn on.

phallus
02-18-2007, 07:32 PM
No, but I know this one girl with balck hair and she has tiny black freckles.
Thats a mad turn on.

is she the one who needs sex three or four times a week to be psychologically normal? u should poke her