Bzob
01-15-2003, 11:34 AM
baggins: (n.) a girl that a guy has ****ed
ex. i hit that baggins twice last night, sly!
(props to phat b, brian sherman)
biscuit: (n.) a honey that looks fine as **** from a distance but when you get up close she looks like ****
ex. sly #1: damn mang check out that fine sneak at tyrone's crib!
sly #2: alright letsee. what tha ****?! what are you talkin bout that ***** is a biscuit!!
blast: (v.) to flatulate or break wind
ex. that old ***** just blasted me with her nasty dust.
blastphemous: (n.) it's a person that has alot of gas
ex. damn sly you are blastphemous and ****! you be givin' me all yo' nasty dust!
bobbin': (v.) giving a blowjob
bob: (n.) a blowjob
ex. damn she gives great bobs! / she went bobbin' last night and it was so runt sly!
bubonic chronic: (n.) mary jane so good it'll knock your ass down
ex. hook me up with some of that bubonic chronic!
bust ass: (v.) to fart
ex. i just busted ass...
bust a flunk: (v.) to shoot a load.
ex. that's nothin... last nite i busted a flunk in dathsheiki's eye.
****mastive: (n.) a real big dick head. or a punk kid, like a vandal.
ex. girl: damn now that's a ****mastive!
h-dog: damn straight *****. shhhit.
coin poon: (n.) those little plastic coin holders that look like poons. when you open it and squeeze it from opposite ends you can drop in the coins.
crunk: (adv.) wack, tight, fun, a good time
ex. i'm about to get crunk, ya heard?
cum dumpster: (n.) a female
ex. that cum dumpster? i just take her out for da pussaaaaaay!
dot-cum: (v.) anal intercourse
ex. i heard that ***** likes the dot-cum.
dust: (n.) the gas of an old woman
ex. that lady just let out some nasty dust twin! smelt swamp as hell!
dust: (v.) to go, to jet
ex. hey i'm 'bout to dust, check ya later sly.
fake 'n' bake: (v.) to prematurely ejaculate
ex. dammit i can't believe i just fake 'n' baked on your neck!
fire: (n.) the benefits which are reaped without the commitment... you know what i mean
ex. i don't need her, i got her fire.
geekin': (v.) sayin stupid ass **** that you didn't know you just said, kinda like when like drunken gibberish
ex. *****: damn ***** you need to chill out and ****. and stop your ****in geekin ho.
spun *****: i like to eat ruatabagas when i smoke crack.
*****: what tha ****?!
gettin' ****ed: (v.) getting dressed
ex. hey hey i'll be right down girl... i'm gettin' ****ed.
hit them skins: (v.) got with a girl
ex. i just hit them skins last night...
jackin' off: (v.) to eat breakfast
ex. dude I had some cheerios when i was jackin' off this morning.
junk: (pl n.) a girl or guy's package
ex. damn when we were dancing she was rubbin' all up on my junk and ****!
mang: (n.) a good friend or buddy
ex. to be yelled from across the hood with a crooked fist in the air
YO! WHASSUP MANG!!!!!
(props to chad melancon at tha art institute of houston)
math problems: (n.) mad issues
ex. damn, that sneak has math problems!
moss: (n.) a girl's box
ex. pheww her moss smells swamp!
muff brush / flavor savor: (n.) a real thick goatee
ex. damn sly i bet your muff brush smells swamp!
muggin' down: (v.) making out
ex. damn look at them they are just muggin down. / i wish i could just mug down with that girl there!
no justice, no peace: see "war on poverty"
(props to jeff couvillion and the stovalls)
p.c.: (n.) personal ****
ex. check out my p.c. it has mad ram and a huge hard drive and ****.
p.o.: (n.) ***** odor
ex. ****! go douche your plum woman! you have some nasty p.o.
p.h. balanced: (adj.) when a girl has her junk all nice and clean (p.h. for pubic hair)
ex. wow sneak you're p.h. balanced!
plug: (n.) the male genitals
ex. dude i just stuck my plug in dat *****es moss... it felt runt.
plum: (n.) a sour *****
ex. phewww what tha' ****! wash your plum *****!
pole: (v.) to climb an overpass pillar or some other type of urban transportation structure
ex. let's go pole that 20 foot, sly.
pyrex: (n.) whatever you use to smoke your ****
ex. ****... i forgot my pyrex.
root: (adj.) scary
ex. damn that movie was root sly!
runt: (adj) badass, tight
ex. that was so runt yo!
sandbar: (n.) a puss that was cropped a couple weeks ago and the pubic hair is all prickly and ****
ex. girl you should do something with that sandbar... you gon' poke my eye out!
scoach: (n.) to a small degree or amount, like a tad
ex. lemme try a scoach of that funky shiz!
****: (n.) a real hot girl
ex. man i was walking and all of a sudden this fly **** walked by me. i was like damn! / damn i wanna hit that ****!
slate: (n.) a bald poon
ex. damn girl nice slate!
sly: (n.) a good friend
ex. wasssup sly!
sneak: (n.) a girl who goes behind your back like a *****. or the opposite of a scrub.
ex. you stupid sneak!
spoon: (n.) a girl who doesn't put out
ex. damn, that sneak is a mother****in spoon too...
spun: (v.) to be intoxicated
ex. **** after drinking all four of those forties i was starting to get spun.
starch: (n.) the crust on an old woman's poontang
ex. damn that's some swamp starch.
swamp: (adj.) stinky, smelly
ex. did you bust ass? cause you smell swamp.
swat: (v.) to beat someone up
ex. ***** you do that **** one more time and i’ll swat you!
taco: (n.) a wad of cash
ex. i'm bringin' home a taco tonight.
thinkin bout the a.g.: (v.) when you're ****in your ***** and you pull out cuz you just got hit with the thought of the attorney general and payin child support
ex. **** i'm sorry ***** i just got to thinkin bout the a.g.!
twin: (n.) a homeboy or good friend
ex. wassup twin! / you nasty twin.
vagina in china: man it's just like saying "rain in spain" or "peace in the middle east." all tha same ****. just with a tad more shock value! that's what we lookin' for here.
vart: (n.) a queef or a vaginal fart
ex. phewww was that bertha that just busted a vart?
war on poverty: instead of "peace out" or "later," try mixing this one up in your next exit. try giving a powerful fist in the air to show you are really a true humanist. this is a new age screw peace.
what do i look like, a typewriter?: ok this one i know is weird but it is awfully random when someone asks you to do something
ex. [hey can you pass me some cornbread and mustard greens?] what do I look like, a typewriter?
yoodle patch: (n.) a *****
ex. check it out, i can see her yoodle patch! that ***** wearin' no panties!
ex. i hit that baggins twice last night, sly!
(props to phat b, brian sherman)
biscuit: (n.) a honey that looks fine as **** from a distance but when you get up close she looks like ****
ex. sly #1: damn mang check out that fine sneak at tyrone's crib!
sly #2: alright letsee. what tha ****?! what are you talkin bout that ***** is a biscuit!!
blast: (v.) to flatulate or break wind
ex. that old ***** just blasted me with her nasty dust.
blastphemous: (n.) it's a person that has alot of gas
ex. damn sly you are blastphemous and ****! you be givin' me all yo' nasty dust!
bobbin': (v.) giving a blowjob
bob: (n.) a blowjob
ex. damn she gives great bobs! / she went bobbin' last night and it was so runt sly!
bubonic chronic: (n.) mary jane so good it'll knock your ass down
ex. hook me up with some of that bubonic chronic!
bust ass: (v.) to fart
ex. i just busted ass...
bust a flunk: (v.) to shoot a load.
ex. that's nothin... last nite i busted a flunk in dathsheiki's eye.
****mastive: (n.) a real big dick head. or a punk kid, like a vandal.
ex. girl: damn now that's a ****mastive!
h-dog: damn straight *****. shhhit.
coin poon: (n.) those little plastic coin holders that look like poons. when you open it and squeeze it from opposite ends you can drop in the coins.
crunk: (adv.) wack, tight, fun, a good time
ex. i'm about to get crunk, ya heard?
cum dumpster: (n.) a female
ex. that cum dumpster? i just take her out for da pussaaaaaay!
dot-cum: (v.) anal intercourse
ex. i heard that ***** likes the dot-cum.
dust: (n.) the gas of an old woman
ex. that lady just let out some nasty dust twin! smelt swamp as hell!
dust: (v.) to go, to jet
ex. hey i'm 'bout to dust, check ya later sly.
fake 'n' bake: (v.) to prematurely ejaculate
ex. dammit i can't believe i just fake 'n' baked on your neck!
fire: (n.) the benefits which are reaped without the commitment... you know what i mean
ex. i don't need her, i got her fire.
geekin': (v.) sayin stupid ass **** that you didn't know you just said, kinda like when like drunken gibberish
ex. *****: damn ***** you need to chill out and ****. and stop your ****in geekin ho.
spun *****: i like to eat ruatabagas when i smoke crack.
*****: what tha ****?!
gettin' ****ed: (v.) getting dressed
ex. hey hey i'll be right down girl... i'm gettin' ****ed.
hit them skins: (v.) got with a girl
ex. i just hit them skins last night...
jackin' off: (v.) to eat breakfast
ex. dude I had some cheerios when i was jackin' off this morning.
junk: (pl n.) a girl or guy's package
ex. damn when we were dancing she was rubbin' all up on my junk and ****!
mang: (n.) a good friend or buddy
ex. to be yelled from across the hood with a crooked fist in the air
YO! WHASSUP MANG!!!!!
(props to chad melancon at tha art institute of houston)
math problems: (n.) mad issues
ex. damn, that sneak has math problems!
moss: (n.) a girl's box
ex. pheww her moss smells swamp!
muff brush / flavor savor: (n.) a real thick goatee
ex. damn sly i bet your muff brush smells swamp!
muggin' down: (v.) making out
ex. damn look at them they are just muggin down. / i wish i could just mug down with that girl there!
no justice, no peace: see "war on poverty"
(props to jeff couvillion and the stovalls)
p.c.: (n.) personal ****
ex. check out my p.c. it has mad ram and a huge hard drive and ****.
p.o.: (n.) ***** odor
ex. ****! go douche your plum woman! you have some nasty p.o.
p.h. balanced: (adj.) when a girl has her junk all nice and clean (p.h. for pubic hair)
ex. wow sneak you're p.h. balanced!
plug: (n.) the male genitals
ex. dude i just stuck my plug in dat *****es moss... it felt runt.
plum: (n.) a sour *****
ex. phewww what tha' ****! wash your plum *****!
pole: (v.) to climb an overpass pillar or some other type of urban transportation structure
ex. let's go pole that 20 foot, sly.
pyrex: (n.) whatever you use to smoke your ****
ex. ****... i forgot my pyrex.
root: (adj.) scary
ex. damn that movie was root sly!
runt: (adj) badass, tight
ex. that was so runt yo!
sandbar: (n.) a puss that was cropped a couple weeks ago and the pubic hair is all prickly and ****
ex. girl you should do something with that sandbar... you gon' poke my eye out!
scoach: (n.) to a small degree or amount, like a tad
ex. lemme try a scoach of that funky shiz!
****: (n.) a real hot girl
ex. man i was walking and all of a sudden this fly **** walked by me. i was like damn! / damn i wanna hit that ****!
slate: (n.) a bald poon
ex. damn girl nice slate!
sly: (n.) a good friend
ex. wasssup sly!
sneak: (n.) a girl who goes behind your back like a *****. or the opposite of a scrub.
ex. you stupid sneak!
spoon: (n.) a girl who doesn't put out
ex. damn, that sneak is a mother****in spoon too...
spun: (v.) to be intoxicated
ex. **** after drinking all four of those forties i was starting to get spun.
starch: (n.) the crust on an old woman's poontang
ex. damn that's some swamp starch.
swamp: (adj.) stinky, smelly
ex. did you bust ass? cause you smell swamp.
swat: (v.) to beat someone up
ex. ***** you do that **** one more time and i’ll swat you!
taco: (n.) a wad of cash
ex. i'm bringin' home a taco tonight.
thinkin bout the a.g.: (v.) when you're ****in your ***** and you pull out cuz you just got hit with the thought of the attorney general and payin child support
ex. **** i'm sorry ***** i just got to thinkin bout the a.g.!
twin: (n.) a homeboy or good friend
ex. wassup twin! / you nasty twin.
vagina in china: man it's just like saying "rain in spain" or "peace in the middle east." all tha same ****. just with a tad more shock value! that's what we lookin' for here.
vart: (n.) a queef or a vaginal fart
ex. phewww was that bertha that just busted a vart?
war on poverty: instead of "peace out" or "later," try mixing this one up in your next exit. try giving a powerful fist in the air to show you are really a true humanist. this is a new age screw peace.
what do i look like, a typewriter?: ok this one i know is weird but it is awfully random when someone asks you to do something
ex. [hey can you pass me some cornbread and mustard greens?] what do I look like, a typewriter?
yoodle patch: (n.) a *****
ex. check it out, i can see her yoodle patch! that ***** wearin' no panties!