Tonight our subject is the limey legend that is Southpaw Stinger.

Step on down darling.



1. Who is your favourite boxer?

2. What is your favourite film?

3. Favourite book?

4. You're a man mountain............would you like to get sprayed by laddie's love fountain ?

5. What is wrong with the Britain of today?

6. Old style war ships ( like the ones from pirates of the carribean ) should we bring em back and get rid of all this submarine malarky?

7. To give or receive?

8. Who is your favourite band/artist?

9. Can you say something interesting for us?

10. Which ten words would you say describe you best?



Thanks in advance for answering our questions Southpaw. You are a very sexy boy :luvbed:

Tonight our subject is the limey legend that is Southpaw Stinger.

Step on down darling.



1. Who is your favourite boxer?

2. What is your favourite film?

3. Favourite book?

4. You're a man mountain............would you like to get sprayed by laddie's love fountain ?

5. What is wrong with the Britain of today?

6. Old style war ships ( like the ones from pirates of the carribean ) should we bring em back and get rid of all this submarine malarky?

7. To give or receive?

8. Who is your favourite band/artist?

9. Can you say something interesting for us?

10. Which ten words would you say describe you best?



Thanks in advance for answering our questions Southpaw. You are a very sexy boy :luvbed:


Q&A is a passion of mine as I'm sure Laddie will fill you in on. He sure fills me good.

1. I could give you two answers to that as I am a man who has many interests and turn ons. In terms on ring prowess and integrity I must say Muhammad Ali is the king and he takes the place as my number 1 favourite pugilist. In terms of physiques then I must say that Frank Bruno turns me on the most. Look at his abs and biceps and tell me that it doesn't give you the horn. And Big George has to be a second to Ali. He can whack my heavybag anyday.
Out of the "little" guys which I call people below light heavy, then I must say that the likes of marvin hagler and Jake Lamotta touch my G-spot the most.

2. Again I must say that I am a man of many tastes and interests. My main hard on in the film world comes from Die Hard. I must say that it is the mother of all action films and embodies all the nessicery components that make an action film complete. Bruce Willis in a vest? yep I get the horn.
Goodfellas is a delight for me to watch as well, Mr De Niro and Joe Pesci are gangsters I strive to copy. A good Rocky film lights my fire too. And my friday night film is always Boldfinger.

3. My beer goggles forbid me from reading. I shall get back to you on that. Although karma sutra was a favourite from my childhood.

4. My mountain body loves nothing more than a horny scottish bloke aiming to climb to it's peak. His love fountain leaves a friendly trail behind it and I must respond by letting my mountain head to shoot it's own load too make the return journey a little easier. Don't always feel obliged to climb the mountain face, there is a back passage that is always open for a hard explorer.

5. Where could I start? Drugs, violence, Sex, blackmail and fraud. That is the problem with todays government. The country itself has become a nanny state where we must be politicly correct and security minded at all times. 24 hour drinking is a god send for us who depend on the fermented drinks so we can retain some dignity there. I think Blairs ass licking of the fat yanks have turned us into a lap dog nation and not the world power we deserve to be. Take away religion and political correctness and we will be great again. trust me.

6. I have been suggesting this for years. Although me and laddie love playing spot the submarine in our shared bubble baths I still find myself drawn to the old pirate days. Drinking rum, getting down and dirty below deck with douzans of seamen carries a charm that those metal sinking tubes don't have. It would be good for the economy too, thousands of wood workers can be employed to build a fleet of sailed beauties. Battles will be more exciting and beards will be fashionable again.
While we're at it, we should re-introduce the old red coats to the infantry men. They looked so dashing in red - and more brittish.

7. Both have there ups and downs and I like a bit of both. When I feel strong I like to give, when I feel more overcome with joy and anticaption (such as the return of the hugely sexy Hoff) then recieving is the way to go. Best of all is doing a bit of both which is why the best things are done in 3's. If that is the case then I always have a large package that I will give.

8. The Beatles are the greatest of all time. Anyone who argues is simply retarded of the brain, in which case it is unfair to argue with them so you should simply smile and move on. They were great at knocking up tunes but terrible at knocking up women. Yoko? what was Lennon thinking with this *****? she was a wall of hair, impossible to tell where the pubes ended and the feet started. And Paul marrying this one legged vulture without a pre-nup. foolish indeed.

9. Always use lube before attempting to enter the back passage of the man mountain.

10. Charming, loving, witty, big, long, strong, pissed, english, uncut, willing.

Hope you know me just that little bit better. I can't wait to find out more about my fellow turd burglars.

sensational and i see you answered honestly southpaw.

sensational and i see you answered honestly southpaw.

I needed to get it off my chest. I feel better already.

Those were fabulous answers Southpaw and i agree wholeheartedly with you on everything. You have well and truly given me the horn tonight and me and laddie are gonna fulfil your wishes and offer you the opportunity to give and recieve at the same time :3some:

Those were fabulous answers Southpaw and i agree wholeheartedly with you on everything. You have well and truly given me the horn tonight and me and laddie are gonna fulfil your wishes and offer you the opportunity to give and recieve at the same time :3some:


bless your heavily tanned thighs hoff, this is indeed a treat i will treasure. :3some:

bless your heavily tanned thighs hoff, this is indeed a treat i will treasure. :3some:

You have earned it southpaw. We will give you such a masive orgasm that even the fat yanks will feel the tremors when you cum.
Charming, loving, witty, big, long, strong, pissed, english, uncut, willing.
^My ideal man :luvbed:

the love and emotion in this thread brought a tear to my eye

the love and emotion in this thread brought a tear to my eye

Jimmy, we're gonna ask exige to be next but then it's you after him...or maybe instead of him if he aint up to it.

Are you ready to answer our questions Jimmy? i'm gonna pose a few bleeding brainteasers for ya...

the love and emotion in this thread brought a tear to my eye

your japs eye ?

your japs eye ?

of course

and to Hoff I'll be ready when the day comes

of course

and to Hoff I'll be ready when the day comes

I knew you would Jimmy. Southpaw has set high standards for you to live up to though. You'll have to bare your soul (and your **** hopefully) to match up to his honest and entertaining answers.

You have earned it southpaw. We will give you such a masive orgasm that even the fat yanks will feel the tremors when you cum.

^My ideal man :luvbed:

best orgasm of all time! my screams set car alarms off and everything :luvbed:


I look forward to learning about our scottish stud mr Gent

best orgasm of all time! my screams set car alarms off and everything :luvbed:


I look forward to learning about our scottish stud mr Gent
As do I.

Have you got any questions that you would like to put to catmans *****...or exige?

As do I.

Have you got any questions that you would like to put to catmans *****...or exige?


I'll get back to you on that one. Exige and Jimmy are two fascinating characters, so we must take extra with the questions we ask them.

I'll get back to you on that one. Exige and Jimmy are two fascinating characters, so we must take extra with the questions we ask them.
Good man!

Myself and laddie are already masterbating over the prospect of asking exige a few penetrating questions.