Many of you think I am a different person since I got back. Think I have gone soft because I fell in love. Bzob said I was ***** whipped but he is just jealous Kato dreams of me and not his fat ass. I haven't changed. I am the same hate filled Chris you all knew and loved from before. Plus most of you are just pissed because you aren't getting any.

I gotta love getting some, especially from Chris.

aleast you got *****. Some of us don't.

dude i didn't even know you fell in love bro. congrats man

he fell in love cause i like it rough

Kaila representin'.

It's hard to be rough with your mom in the next room.

That makes it all the more exciting, and i guess sometimes it was a bit too exciting for you, if you know what i'm talkin about

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Who's the one who was asking me to stop because it hurt too much. Couldn't handle my MADD GIRTH!!!!

WELL! well i got nothing

this is getting a bit weird....i'll leave you two alone

That's right. You don't. Knowing how you are you are probably sitting in a puddle just reading what I am saying. I almost thought it had rained in your bedroom that one time.

oh! oh! splat! whoops, that was only 20 seconds chris! too bad i was just gettin started!

I guess I deserved that one.

I wonder how Shelley is enjoying her bed....hope she likes the cum stains I left her before he took it back.

Shelly deserves those cum stains because she is GOD!!!

Well of course. But enough about God and back to my hate. My hate of Greyhound and the 700 miles of distance that prevents me being with my beautiful spring flower every second of the day.

Okay, now this is just getting worse....PM's people, PM's!!

I told you I should just go for my license, that would make it all better.

That's not going to make it better because you are going blind and won't be able to see the road anyway until you get those glasses.

I do not need glasses. You just think that. I have perfect sight.

Then why the hell couldn't you read the trivia on the movie theatre screen. It's a theatre. The letters are 6 feet tall.

Speaking of 6 feet tall *looking in pants*

I couldn't read them cause it was bad refelction cause the lights were on! It had a glare.

You are making me need a bucket again.

Where are all the girls? Jello wrestling must be done and recorded.

Wow, look at that, a couple from canada, and they aint even related......

You have us confused with americans. That is the inbred hick country.

chris, you stink

I know I do *sticking finger in belly button and smelling it*.........OH YEAH!!!

YOU BETTER GO WASH YOUR HAND IF YOU REALLY DID THAT

I love you
Sometimes I smell like poo
But you put up with me
So thank you

aw, thats the sweetest poem i have ever read, you put such depth in your poems. I love the part about the poo.

There once was a girl
who I knew when I was young
When we got older
She found out I was hung

Thank you, thank you. I'm be back tommorrow at 8 for autographs.

http://dailyramblings.com/images/invadecanada1.jpg

There was a boy,
he smelled of poo,
i was a foo,
cause hes my new toy.

Don't make me hurt you kaps

Originally posted by dead__last
There was a boy,
he smelled of poo,
i was a foo,
cause hes my new toy.
Now I know why you never write me any poems

Ah! i thought that was an awesome poem, you should thank me for at least trying.

Kaila is so beautiful
Kaila is so smart
But she eats too much fast food
And she is wierd because she likes art

aw, that was beautiful, truly touching. i got a tear reading that.

Gman is sick.
Why in the ****, did i read this.
Give me a gun.
because i think I'm done.

Well I would post one of my more thought out, longer and deeper poems but those are only for you. Unless you want me too.

gman = sucks at poetry

Post whoring is fun......

I'm so money.

Damn right you are baby

i grossed the mom out today

How

Originally posted by dead__last
I'm so money.

I knew it. Hockeyfighter is gay.

Money....cheating on PAL. How sad

well my bellybutton totally bled everywhere and she was freakin out and i laughed at her.

Your belly button bleeds, thats some ****ed up ****, WRONG HOLE HOCKEYFIGHTER!!!!

my bellybutton bled cause i got it pierced again.

Did it hurt?

Yes, a lot and she said i had tuff skin.

I think you should get your tounge pierced......

chris would think less of me.

**** Chris, he dont know what he is talkin bout.......

oh, he was quite clear that he thinks it gross and a bunch of mumbo jumbo.

I bet if you got one he would change his mind rather quickly.....

i dunno, he really hated the fact that i wanted to stab a needle through my tongue.

It's ****ing sick. What the ****. Why would anyone do that? But that's not why I hate it. I told you I think it portrays a slutty image and I don't want my girlfriend having that image. Go find your own girl to boss around Kaps.

LOL, I wasnt bossin nobody around, I simply made a suggestion because I remember you sayin she wanted it done, and I knew you didnt like it so I thought I would try to piss you off. Appearantly I have succeded.....

aw chubbs!

No you haven't.

Chubbs? What the crap. Don't start talking about your cat.

Hahaha.....

but she's so tute!

She's ****ing fat. That's why you named her chubbs.

well no **** captain obvious.

Do not shave the cat......

I'll kill that cat....like I killed that bird. Made you cry Kaila.

can i shave the one cat i don't like?

No cause then i'll cry and i'll not like you and you'll be cut.

Yes shave Dakota and her ass juice spraying ways. Damn sicko act. Spraying **** all over the house. It was funny why she threw up on Chris' (Kaila's brother) bed.

hahaha tinsle, tinsle, all surrounded by puke.

That was probably the funniest moment of the holidays.
"****!!!!!!!!!!! Tinsle...tinsle....puke....tinsle....tinsle...puke"

No, do not shave any cats......

Well no she's gone so I am done here. Or I could get the last word about something but that would just be cheating.

I thought she was going for her blue belt tonite, she has much to learn in the ways of a post whore.....

As do you. For instance it's called post slutting not post whoring. We aren't gettng paid for this ****. You should know this. You came up with this definition.

Yes I did, but that term didnt really catch on......

:whipped: = Hockeyfighter

I am not fat you P.W. non hatefull bastard. The only reason you have any rage right now is because your no where living ass cant get a bus to trans port your ***** to you....lol

So much hate

Hockey is mad because he suffers from red wing denial

**** the wings