View Full Version : pound for pound, who is the best on global?


Fallout
01-14-2003, 09:18 PM
With several people who train with the team formaly known as punishment, we have lots of good fighters here. Outside the professionals, who is the the pound for pound? Honestly, how good are Lenny Tony and Adam? How good is Hojak? I'd like to know

LukeDothSucketh
01-14-2003, 09:20 PM
Money.

handjobs4dollars
01-14-2003, 09:20 PM
Its me, clown boy, Hojacked in the ass, Midget, Snoop does it with dogs. I'd **** them all up.

HockeyFighter
01-14-2003, 09:45 PM
I am god

Bella
01-14-2003, 09:57 PM
I'm the best on Global.

Recognize.

zioxoiz
01-14-2003, 09:58 PM
No hockey i am god, you are satan.

Bella
01-14-2003, 09:59 PM
Hello God.

handjobs4dollars
01-14-2003, 10:00 PM
What the ****. I could beat the **** out of any woman. So shut the **** up bella. I'll kick you till your tooth less.

zioxoiz
01-14-2003, 10:01 PM
Hello Bella, bless you child.

Bella
01-14-2003, 10:08 PM
gman, you couldn't whoop a piss ant.

Noobie
01-14-2003, 10:12 PM
I do WTF Tae Kwon Do. Obviously I am the best.

The Jake
01-14-2003, 10:25 PM
http://www.movieclub.com/spotlight/deniro/ronin.jpg
"I hurt somebody's feelings once."

- The Jake

handjobs4dollars
01-14-2003, 10:28 PM
What the **** is a piss ant. I didn't know that it was 1930, any more.

VulgarTheClown
01-14-2003, 10:29 PM
like i said, bring it down to Boca Raton and get on the mats we will find out.

Purity
01-14-2003, 10:35 PM
in regards to competing:
i haven't really been able to work on my standup at all lately in the past year. my ground game is ok, you'll have a hard time tapping me out but i probably will have a harder time on you.

in regards to streetfighting:
i dunno. i blackout and go numb.

handjobs4dollars
01-14-2003, 10:36 PM
Go to Boca Raton. I don't even know where that is?. We all need to meet in the middle.

James Fulton
01-14-2003, 11:05 PM
pound for pound i am the best, but it's impossible for you to test me because i'm only 56 pounds

handjobs4dollars
01-14-2003, 11:09 PM
230 pounds of ass-kicking here.

wondermut
01-14-2003, 11:15 PM
At 219 I am not in the running for the p4p title.

The Jake
01-14-2003, 11:16 PM
You got probs? I'm up to 230 thanks to southern cooking!

Oh well at least my lifting is at an all time high.... even if my waistline is larger :(

- The Jake

wondermut
01-14-2003, 11:19 PM
I wouldnt say probs. My game is at an all time high, but I know there are a few purple belts on the board. I cant beat a purple at any weight nevermind my weight.

The Ensanity
01-14-2003, 11:19 PM
I kick ass...p4p da best

Big-g
01-14-2003, 11:45 PM
im the best.

Mr. Beelzebub
01-14-2003, 11:49 PM
Everybody is in the 200's in here...damn...
freaking polar bears...

handjobs4dollars
01-14-2003, 11:54 PM
Eat more you skinny ****s.

realkaps
01-14-2003, 11:58 PM
I think Bzob said he ways close to 300lbs.....

Mr. Beelzebub
01-14-2003, 11:59 PM
I can take any of the fat asses in a grappling, no gi match. No sweat.
Striking? I have my Jose Canseco "slugger" underneath my bed.

wondermut
01-15-2003, 12:06 AM
I am not a fat ass.......but ill go

Tha Playa
01-15-2003, 12:38 AM
I am 190-195, i'll try any of you.

handjobs4dollars
01-15-2003, 12:39 AM
Man you guys are just going to get beat down.

Tha Playa
01-15-2003, 12:44 AM
Over-confidence kills captain.

Big-g
01-15-2003, 12:45 AM
oh god....

VulgarTheClown
01-15-2003, 01:30 AM
i aint in the running for the p4p but i will **** some people up.

The Golden Bear
01-15-2003, 02:59 AM
Ill kick Kaps ass i know that...

Bzob
01-15-2003, 08:38 AM
Originally posted by kaps
I think Bzob said he ways close to 300lbs.....

Everyone said i was looking thin and i weighed in at 303.3 at the doctors.

rtbrouwer
01-15-2003, 11:06 AM
lol....... you are almost twice my weight..... I compete in under 170lbs...... i am around 175lbs now........

I think I can give some of the heavy guys around here a pretty hard time on the mat!

Fallout
01-15-2003, 11:07 AM
you guys missed my point. I was being serious. How good is Lenny or Adam? Or Dave? Or all the guys that train?

I wanted to know

wondermut
01-15-2003, 11:08 AM
Getting on the mat with them is the only true way to find out.

handjobs4dollars
01-15-2003, 11:09 AM
I could still beat bzob. He weigths more, but I'll take the fight to the ground.

Mr. Beelzebub
01-15-2003, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
Everyone said i was looking thin and i weighed in at 303.3 at the doctors.

Here's a picture of Bzob in a sparring session, getting ready for "Toughman"















http://www.polar-bears-polar-bears.com/Polar%20Bear%203.jpg

Waylander
01-15-2003, 11:12 AM
Are we talking pound for pound the best fighter, or the best grappler? pound for pound I am too quick and too strong for these guys, it would be over quickly. I am the man to beat.

Gman you in tn? If so we can fight and video tape it, ill put it on the site.

handjobs4dollars
01-15-2003, 11:13 AM
I live in canada eh.

wondermut
01-15-2003, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by Waylander
Are we talking pound for pound the best fighter, or the best grappler? pound for pound I am too quick and too strong for these guys, it would be over quickly. I am the man to beat.

Gman you in tn? If so we can fight and video tape it, ill put it on the site.

You couln't kick your own ass fatty.

Waylander
01-15-2003, 11:15 AM
eh, well Ill be in michigan during the 4th, and we will probably be going to windsor to get drunk, thats at least half way...

Waylander
01-15-2003, 11:16 AM
Thats july 4th, our independence day.

handjobs4dollars
01-15-2003, 11:18 AM
I live about 4 and a half hours away from windsor.. Plus you will love the bars in windsor. It's a college town, and theres alot of drunk girls on the street around 2:30.

rigid
01-15-2003, 11:21 AM
i pound a beer with you in windsor waylander.it's only about 2 hours away from me.i'm always lookin for a reason to get away.

i'm around 185.i'm not sayin i'm the man but i'll hop in the cage for a shot at the title

handjobs4dollars
01-15-2003, 11:23 AM
rigid where do you live at.

Big_Papa
01-15-2003, 11:24 AM
I'm gonna have to say me or Matt Jensen.

rigid
01-15-2003, 11:25 AM
i'm just west of cleveland

The Mouse
01-15-2003, 11:27 AM
I'd kill all of you.. then I'd go to work on your bodies.:devil

Waylander
01-15-2003, 11:27 AM
Ill have my drunk girlfriend bella with me, the one whose teeth you would kick in so I wont need any of the locals.. So sure, meet in windsor. Rigid, you can meet up to, ill post more once the plans are solidified.

Nuno
01-15-2003, 11:29 AM
Waylander check you pm's

Waylander
01-15-2003, 11:31 AM
Nuno, check your av.

rigid
01-15-2003, 11:31 AM
sounds good man..if the ladies are gonna be there also, i'll bring my girl.post em up when you got em.what sends you that way waylander?just tryin to get out for the fourth?i might pass through detroit and hit the new mgm grand

Waylander
01-15-2003, 11:33 AM
My family owns a house in lexington, and my uncle goes every year, so I thought Bella could see michigan, and we get to meet our good friends bzob and kato too. Nothing really in particular, I may get some fishing in...I am going for the soul reason to ride off on the women and rape the horses.

Waylander
01-15-2003, 11:33 AM
That should be sole reason shouldnt it?

Nuno
01-15-2003, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Waylander
Nuno, check your av.

YOU ROCK
THANKS

rigid
01-15-2003, 11:42 AM
it absolutley should

Kempo Chris
01-15-2003, 02:03 PM
I weigh about 135 lbs.
I train hard
I train with all guys who are around 200 lbs
I can strike and i can grapple
I feel pretty good pound for pound

Big_Papa
01-15-2003, 02:05 PM
heh

Waylander
01-15-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
I weigh about 135 lbs.
I train hard
I train with all guys who are around 200 lbs
I can strike and i can grapple
I feel pretty good pound for pound

Your like a bad ass beavis.

The Golden Bear
01-15-2003, 02:49 PM
ok, Lenny can beat me. So i say Lenny. I whooop on Adam.

I think Lenny or the Jake woudl be athe best. I hear the Jake is bad ass.

Waylander
01-15-2003, 02:57 PM
No blake, its me.

wondermut
01-15-2003, 03:01 PM
No its not.

GhosT^x0
01-15-2003, 03:19 PM
The best pound for pound fighter on this site is Matt, by far. Of all the people I've ever rolled with from here, he's probably the strongest and most technical I've known. His coach is an animal.

Don't nominate me. If it's pound for pound, I'm about 15 lbs over right now, so it's not a fair nomination.

wondermut
01-15-2003, 03:21 PM
Matt is a pro fighter, he isnt in the running.

GhosT^x0
01-15-2003, 03:23 PM
Yes he is! He posts here.

Waylander
01-15-2003, 03:25 PM
If he would wear his muzzle, ill own him like the rest of you posers.

Purity
01-15-2003, 03:45 PM
ok, here you guys go. the lowdown-

lenny:
by far, the best outta us 3. he's also been doing this for years though. i'm not sure exactly how good he is cause i think that most of the time we roll he is just trying to help me improve....so i really don't think he goes all out. i will say that i learn more efficient groundgame from him than anyone else i've rolled with. i can now get outt've most of the **** he tries catching me in. the only one's that are still a ***** are those ****ing leg locks!!!

adam:
adam is strong and has a lot of heart. he has a lot of potential as long as he keeps training (something that i myself have problems with).
the problem w/ him though is that he's not aggresive. he's in the guard 95% of the time and instead of manuevering or trying to do things, most of the time he just lays there and waits for his opponent to give him an opportunity to sneak a choke. adam's VERY good at sneaking chokes because you're thinking he's gassed when he just lays there.
in a fight, it's a tactic that CAN win even though you would be a very boring fighter....but i keep telling him that he's not IN a fight. he's training and he should move around more even if it means that he'll get tapped out more. the more you move around, the more you learn what you can and can't do- therefore you become more well-rounded.
but either way, if he sticks to the routine he's been on in the last week, he'll start severely kicking ass!

me:
i've been told that i've got a lot of strength and i am very good at anticipating and avoiding attacks. i suck at executing them though. 90% of my rolling around end up as a stalemate unless i'm going with someone either really good or really ****ty.
i know i could get a lot better if i trained more but my work schedule won't allow it. everyone at punishment drags on me for it, except for fabiano. they all tell me that everyday i'm there is like my 1st day. they're right, i'm getting way outta shape now too. even though i'm not getting worse...i aint progressing for ****. so for the time being, i'll just watch lenny, blake, adam, and everyone else progress on ahead.

so there you have it

seldomTap
01-15-2003, 03:49 PM
I wanna run the bar for the annual "Whose the Biggest Badass on Global" competition..with all you drunkards there I would make a killing.

I wouldn't fight cause none of you would want to...my personal hygiene is pretty feral

Bzob
01-15-2003, 04:07 PM
ME- I am the baddest.

handjobs4dollars
01-15-2003, 05:54 PM
Man its nine hours by bus and I got no ****ing car.

Wilhelm
01-15-2003, 07:59 PM
Matt and I are about 50 50 but he can gas me ever time, little ****er is in good shape.



Wilhelm

The Mouse
01-15-2003, 08:01 PM
50 50? .. 50 50?!?!? .. i dared u to post this and u actually did. Practice mother ****er, next time u come into practice we're goin full.. standing to ground, hitting, ufc rules.

Wilhelm
01-15-2003, 08:02 PM
Bag the ***** **** Pride rules.



Wilhelm

The Mouse
01-15-2003, 08:05 PM
Your call, I'm game for anythin, anytime, with anyone.. u know this. I'll show you 50/50.. I'm gunna scream that **** when I'm ontop of you.

Wilhelm
01-15-2003, 08:06 PM
On top dont mean **** when I rip your ****ing foot off like last time.



Wilhelm

Jeremy Jackson
01-15-2003, 08:06 PM
I would say Allison!

scorpion

The Mouse
01-15-2003, 08:07 PM
On top dont mean **** when I rip your ****ing foot off like last time.

Rip my foot off and I'll ****in jamm it down your throat and beat you with my stub of a leg as u gasp for air through the blood-soaked limb down your throat.

Jeremy Jackson
01-15-2003, 08:10 PM
That was pretty Brutal! But I would pay to see it. Let me know when you guys are going to fight and where. It sounds like a exiting fight.

The Mouse
01-15-2003, 08:10 PM
Aight.. gotta go to the gym.. Wilhelm u bastard, don't talk **** while I'm gone, lol. Adios.

Wilhelm
01-15-2003, 08:11 PM
You aint gonna be cramming anything anywhere while you are lying on the matt crying like the little ***** that you are.



Wilhelm

Wilhelm
01-15-2003, 08:12 PM
Jeremy we train at 228 with Beau. Anytime you wanna come down bro you are more then welcome.


Wilhelm

The Mouse
01-15-2003, 10:23 PM
Hell yea.. Jeremy, anytime you want to come down you're totaly welcomed. The adress is 1313 228th St., Torrance CA. Best time to come is at 4-4:30pm Mon. -Fri.

Jeremy Jackson
01-16-2003, 04:37 AM
Im going to have to take you up on that offer. Thanks I appreciate it. Same here you ever want to come train with me or Bas your more than welcome. When do you plan on fighting next Matt?

scorpion

Tanner Rhoden
01-16-2003, 10:40 AM
Now that's what it's all about.

The Mouse
01-16-2003, 11:20 AM
Beau was supposed to be settin up a fight for us next month ..like Feb. 16th i think, at the palladium for the UAGF. Haven't talked to him lately to get the details.. maybe today ill ask.

Jeremy Jackson
01-31-2003, 03:59 PM
One of my boys are fighting on that card, so maybe I'll see you there! His name is Sisco Lopez. The punisher! I'll be there for sure.

scorpion

The Mouse
02-01-2003, 03:24 AM
**** got cancelled for me. Those ****** mother ****ers told me I had a guy, then said i didn't a week ago. Stupid ******s leed me on like that, so I train my ass off, then they say they dont got a fight for me... there's LOTS of people they could have matched me up with.. GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!! **** them. And yes, i mean that from the bottom of my heart. **** them. :fu:

Stain
02-01-2003, 07:26 PM
I wish you guys lived in new jersey