Somethings in that bashing thread on Sherdog were quite funny.

- The Jake

lotta funny people there plus the best conspiracy theorists...

They have serious problems. Who the **** cares what happens on the internet? Its a bunch of ****ing wires.

**** from Sherdog.net

People get so twisted over **** on the net. Its fun to read their angry posts, and read about how they think they will beat you up if they ever saw you. I for one, would not fight fair if some 6 foot 5 inch pantywaist from the internet showed up at my door wanting to fight, I would even the odds out with a kitchen knife or a moving vehical.

Originally posted by Pac808
People get so twisted over **** on the net. Its fun to read their angry posts, and read about how they think they will beat you up if they ever saw you. I for one, would not fight fair if some 6 foot 5 inch pantywaist from the internet showed up at my door wanting to fight, I would even the odds out with a kitchen knife or a moving vehical.

I got totally see 400 lb VOD truckin up to your door, so fat that he has to make two trips to haul ass, and you runnin to get your ****in car keys. Just think of it: VOD vs. Random Domestic Import. That's main event type **** right there. People would shell out dollars to see that on pay per view. They'd buy tickets.

They told Jake he has a Staff of Internet Girlfriend +20...

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

.....

........

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaa

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen anyone say about him. Jarrod, you know I got nothin but love for ya, but that's horrible. I know you laughed at that, and I know you laughed hard. That one stung. That one was wicked. That one was ****ing viscious. That was wasn't a flame, that was a ****in nuke.

I still laugh at the staff comment.

And Tanner having ET forearms.... hahahahaha

- The Jake

Yeah, VOD is a tool. He seems to cool down when you bring up his weight, he might me sensitive about it. But if I was a 400 pound geek living in my mothers basment, I would be sensitive about a lot of things.

Hahahahahahahaha

I remember speaking to a few people on the phone that met him in person.

Let's just say the concensus was not in his favor....

- The Jake

Originally posted by The Jake
Re: I have a Staff of Internet Girlfriend +20 and I'm not afraid to use it!!!

Okay, what exactly does this mean? I am probably not the only one here who is totally clueless....well, maybe I am.

It's a reference to Dungeons and Dragons LSG... geek terminology.

- The Jake

oohhh, ok...well then I am sure it was funny, I guess....in a geek sort of way.

Let me show you something funnier.

Tanner's forearms

http://board.yam.com/f/i/act-et-15025001.jpg

- The Jake

Okay, now THAT I understood....and it gave me a little chuckle.

"Tanner PHONE HOOOOOMMMME......"

- The Jake

****ing just read that. VOD has some serious problems.

I have Huge Mc. Man Muscle forarms.

reading that about vod just made my day.a rare moment of happiness for me

Vod's a tubby ***** who finds solace in insulting people on the internet, I give him no credibility.