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TheHoff! 02-11-2007, 07:06 PM Bonjour my fellow limeys. Myself and laddie have been hustling for quite a while and we have acquired a bit of wealth that we would like to share with you. Thus we are creating a bank of limey to help out a brother in need.
We will be giving out points by way of loans and in some cases gifts. To start off these will not be large amounts but they will increase as time goes on. For now though we will be giving out in the region of around 30 to 40k every two days. To receive a loan or gift you need merely to post in this thread stating your case and we will assess your needs and act appropriately. We will not charge interest on these loans and they are available to all limeys and some members who for these purposes will be deemed honorary limeys.
We will also be offering you the chance to invest your points in our bank of limey and will give you a generous interest rate of 4% every 48 hours which is more than double what you get in your bank. You will of course be able to withdraw your points plus accumulated interest at any point.
May the business commence. The bank of limey is now officially open! :fest30: :luvbed:
Welter_Skelter 02-11-2007, 08:25 PM *in a balcalva*
Put the points in the BAG now!!!!!!!
hurry it up now or the Scotsman get IT!!!!!!!!
The Raging Bull 02-12-2007, 06:58 AM But you don't have any points?
TheHoff! 02-12-2007, 08:10 AM *in a balcalva*
Put the points in the BAG now!!!!!!!
hurry it up now or the Scotsman get IT!!!!!!!!
Dont threaten the Scot Welter or else you'll be bleeding for it I tell yer...and you'll never get away on that bicycle of yours. Give it up now son, you're on to a loser.
But you don't have any points?
Raging, as you well know myself and laddie are a couple and we share all things. Thus our points are currently residing in his bank and not mine at this present time.
We have about 1.6 mill as of now and are willing to show some limey love by dishing out loans and gifts and such like.
The Raging Bull 02-12-2007, 08:16 AM Dont threaten the Scot Welter or else you'll be bleeding for it I tell yer...and you'll never get away on that bicycle of yours. Give it up now son, you're on to a loser.
Raging, as you well know myself and laddie are a couple and we share all things. Thus our points are currently residing in his bank and not mine at this present time.
We have about 1.6 mill as of now and are willing to show some limey love by dishing out loans and gifts and such like.
Oh, you clever little ****ers.
TheHoff! 02-12-2007, 08:21 AM Oh, you clever little ****ers.
Half of that sentence is true. We were indeed first in the cue when it came time for the god fella to dish out brains and we happened to recieve mightily ****in powerful ones....however, we are in no way little and are endowed with humongous pulsating trouser snakes that would make any man in the world jealous.
Would you like to be the first to recieve a points gift from the bank of Limey?
Exige Jr 02-12-2007, 11:11 AM Ok my claim is for the whole lot. Give it to me add it to my winnings and the bank of Limey grows from a 2 person partnership to a 3 person partnership, with all the points in my account generating the most amount of interest possible.
The Raging Bull 02-12-2007, 11:20 AM Ok my claim is for the whole lot. Give it to me add it to my winnings and the bank of Limey grows from a 2 person partnership to a 3 person partnership, with all the points in my account generating the most amount of interest possible.
I could offer more points for my stake, but I'm mulling over it at the moment.
Exige Jr 02-12-2007, 11:28 AM I could offer more points for my stake, but I'm mulling over it at the moment.
**** it, every Limey put your points in the Limey Bank and we would rival the Pinoys. Also start making some interesting threads ****ers... we need a points future aswell, you know?
God.
The Raging Bull 02-12-2007, 11:46 AM **** it, every Limey put your points in the Limey Bank and we would rival the Pinoys. Also start making some interesting threads ****ers... we need a points future aswell, you know?
God.
That's actually a great idea Exige. Put everyones points into a bank for interest, and then take them out after a few months.
Southpaw Stinger 02-12-2007, 12:05 PM Half of that sentence is true. We were indeed first in the cue when it came time for the god fella to dish out brains and we happened to recieve mightily ****in powerful ones....however, we are in no way little and are endowed with humongous pulsating trouser snakes that would make any man in the world jealous.
Would you like to be the first to recieve a points gift from the bank of Limey?
Laddie's is bigger than yours on weekends but yours seems to grow during the week. Very fascinating and fun!
Welter_Skelter 02-12-2007, 12:36 PM Dont threaten the Scot Welter or else you'll be bleeding for it I tell yer...and you'll never get away on that bicycle of yours. Give it up now son, you're on to a loser.
Raging, as you well know myself and laddie are a couple and we share all things. Thus our points are currently residing in his bank and not mine at this present time.
We have about 1.6 mill as of now and are willing to show some limey love by dishing out loans and gifts and such like.
How could you tell it was me??? :dunno: I was wearing a balcava
platinummatt! 02-12-2007, 12:43 PM I would ask for a loan to make Audley red but cant be bothered.
Welter_Skelter 02-12-2007, 02:03 PM I would ask for a loan to make Audley red but cant be bothered.
I once gave him 79 consecutive hits of red karma .. and I didnt even dent him..
TheHoff! 02-22-2007, 09:16 AM For records keeping purposes the Hoff will be using this thread to document who has deposited points or withdrawn points from the bank of limey and when these transactions took place.
Dynamite Dye deposited 100k in the bank of limey on the 20th February at 11.10pm.
Welter Skelter deposited 100k in the bank of limey on the 22nd February at 1.05pm.
Micky Hatton deposited 50k in the Bank of Limey on 23rd of Febuary at 6:20pm
The Raging Bull deposited 185k in the Bank of Limey on the 23rd of febuary at 8:54pm
Manfredo Jr deposited 150k in the Bank of Limey on the 23rd of Febuary at 10:12pm
Manfredo Jr deposited 21k in the Bank of Limey on 25th of Febuary at 00:58pm
Manfredo Jr deposited 50k in the Bank of Limey on the 27th of Febuary at 11:43am
The Bringer deposited 145k in the Bank of Limey on the 27th of Febuary at 21:09pm
Manfredo Jr deposited 10k in the Bank of Limey on the 28th of Febuary at 09:33am
The Raging Bull deposited 1 million in the Bank of Limey on the 28th of Febuary 18:11pm
Azza deposited 181k in the Bank of Limey on the 1st of March at 4:44pm.
magicjordan deposited 100 million in the Bank of Limey on the 1st of March at 5:25pm
Southpaw Stinger deposited 50k in the Bank of Limey on the 1st of March at 7:09pm.
Jimmy the Gent deposited 38k in the Bank of Limey on the 1st of March at 7:11pm.
Shanus deposited 1 million in the Bank of Limey on the 1st of March at 7:30pm.
Southpaw Stinger deposited 1 million in the Bank of Limey on the 3rd of March at 0:19am.
Retired deposited 2078611 in the Bank of Limey on the 3rd of March at 10:17am.
The Bringer withdrew all the points in his account on the 3rd of March.
Retired deposited 30 million points in the Bank of Limey on the 5th of March at 11:06am.
azza deposited 52,395.82 points in the Bank of Limey on the 5th of March at 10:28pm.
Retired withdrew 250k from his account on the 5th of March at 11.45pm.
Micky Hatton deposited 1 mill in the Bank of Limey on the 6th March at 9.47pm.
Jimmy the Gent deposited 1 mill in the Bank of Limey on the 6th of March at 9.47pm.
azza deposited 1 mill in the Bank of Limey on the 6th of March at 9.47pm.
Manfredo Jr deposited 1 mill in the Bank of Limey on the 6th of March at 9.47pm.
Dynamite Dye deposited 1 mill in the Bank of Limey on the 6th of March at 9.47pm.
Manfredo Jr deposited 152,000 points in the Bank of Limey on the 6th of March at 10.24pm.
Mick Hucknall 02-22-2007, 09:59 AM LoydsTSB > bank of limey
Manfredo Jr 02-22-2007, 01:42 PM 100k plz. i will pay it back 7.5k a week till im payed up :cool:
Rudyo 02-22-2007, 03:08 PM I could use some points..... Like 20K would suffice...
We need to become richer then the pinoys.
Oasis_Lad 02-22-2007, 03:15 PM I will take both of your requests for loans under advisement and shall get back to you both in a day or two.
Manfredo Jr 02-22-2007, 05:58 PM I will take both of your requests for loans under advisement and shall get back to you both in a day or two.
i will pay back(with interesnt if need be).:banana:
The Surgeon 02-22-2007, 06:44 PM I once gave him 79 consecutive hits of red karma .. and I didnt even dent him..
Why? Duz that mean he has had a ton of green? Im no really sure about this Karma ****!
platinummatt! 02-22-2007, 09:47 PM Yeh hes got like max green K
Oasis_Lad 02-22-2007, 09:50 PM Yeh hes got like max green K
Do you want to invest your points, Matt ? we give an interest rate of 4%
Manfredo Jr 02-23-2007, 01:24 PM Do you want to invest your points, Matt ? we give an interest rate of 4%
per day?????????
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 01:34 PM per day?????????
Every 48 hours which is the same as the Boxing scene bank, but we > them in terms of interest.
Smokin' 02-23-2007, 01:43 PM ****in racists:wave:
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 01:45 PM ****in racists:wave:
Smokin, will you ever come over to the dark side and become a limey ? It's way more fun on this side of the pond.
Smokin' 02-23-2007, 01:46 PM Smokin, will you ever come over to the dark side and become a limey ? It's way more fun on this side of the pond.
It's very tempting. But that would mean I would have to **** up my teeth, talk like a girl and become extremely iffeminite.
:wave:
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 01:50 PM It's very tempting. But that would mean I would have to **** up my teeth, talk like a girl and become extremely iffeminite.
:wave:
What's wrong with that ? It never stopped JT from scoring some major tail.
The Raging Bull 02-23-2007, 04:55 PM I have just invested all my points into the Limey Bank, which was around 185,000.
Just posting this for record purposes.
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 04:58 PM I have just invested all my points into the Limey Bank, which was around 185,000.
Just posting this for record purposes.
We keep a record of all transactions on the 2nd page of this thread.
The Raging Bull 02-23-2007, 05:02 PM We keep a record of all transactions on the 2nd page of this thread.
Didn't realise, thought I'd make your jobs a little easier.
How are you gonna work out the 4% interest for our investments every 36 hours? Calculator?
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 05:04 PM Didn't realise, thought I'd make your jobs a little easier.
How are you gonna work out the 4% interest for our investments every 36 hours? Calculator?
I have left that job all up to the Hoff as i am useless at maths and all that malarky.
The Raging Bull 02-23-2007, 05:05 PM I have left that job all up to the Hoff as i am useless at maths and all that malarky.
Oh, ok. I'm guessing he'd use a calculator because it'd take too long to do it on paper.
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 05:07 PM Oh, ok. I'm guessing he'd use a calculator because it'd take too long to do it on paper.
Either that or he has an iq of 200+
The Raging Bull 02-23-2007, 05:07 PM Laddie, send me back the 514.67 out of the points I invested, to make it a nice number for The Hoff.
Just change the figure of what I invested. Might aswell make it a rounded number.
The Raging Bull 02-23-2007, 05:07 PM Either that or he has an iq of 200+
LMAO, true.
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 05:12 PM Laddie, send me back the 514.67 out of the points I invested, to make it a nice number for The Hoff.
Just change the figure of what I invested. Might aswell make it a rounded number.
Will do, my friend.
The Raging Bull 02-23-2007, 05:13 PM Will do, my friend.
Thanks mate. Makes sense really, eh?
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 05:14 PM Thanks mate. Makes sense really, eh?
Everything in this beautiful limey land of ours, makes sense.
The Raging Bull 02-23-2007, 05:16 PM Everything in this beautiful limey land of ours, makes sense.
Spoken so truthfully Laddie.
And soon we will be as rich and powerful as the Pinoys, with a Lang to rival theirs.
The Raging Bull 02-23-2007, 05:16 PM Everything in this beautiful limey land of ours, makes sense.
Spoken so truthfully Laddie.
And soon we will be as rich and powerful as the Pinoys, with a Lang to rival theirs.
The Raging Bull 02-23-2007, 05:36 PM Spoken like a true Limey.
And one day we will be as rich and powerful as the Pinoys themselves.
Manfredo Jr 02-23-2007, 05:56 PM Every 48 hours which is the same as the Boxing scene bank, but we > them in terms of interest.
ok, and you can take it out when ever you want yeah?
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 05:58 PM ok, and you can take it out when ever you want yeah?
Yes you can.
Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2007, 05:59 PM Yes you can.
Laddie, can I give you a special donation? :luvbed:
Manfredo Jr 02-23-2007, 06:02 PM Yes you can.
kk, so we just pm or ask you or hoff when we want to know how much is in our bank yeah?
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 06:04 PM Better pm the Hoff in those circumstances.
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 06:05 PM Laddie, can I give you a special donation? :luvbed:
Anytime, babes. :luvbed:
Manfredo Jr 02-23-2007, 06:07 PM Ok i wanna deposite 150k who do i pay it to?
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 06:09 PM Ok i wanna deposite 150k who do i pay it to?
Give it to me, but contact the Hoff if you want to withdraw your points or if you want to find out how much you have.
Manfredo Jr 02-23-2007, 06:10 PM Give it to me, but contact the Hoff if you want to withdraw your points or if you want to find out how much you have.
nae bother, my 150k will be in your hands in a min
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 06:16 PM nae bother, my 150k will be in your hands in a min
Their is a record of your transaction on the 2nd page of this thread. The hoff will pay you your interest back in 2 days with 4% interest. :luvbed:
Manfredo Jr 02-23-2007, 06:19 PM Their is a record of your transaction on the 2nd page of this thread. The hoff will pay you your interest back in 2 days with 4% interest. :luvbed:
yeah, cool, thats just added to my money thats in my bank yeah? cos theres no point sending me it
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 06:20 PM yeah, cool, thats just added to my money thats in my bank yeah? cos theres no point sending me it
That's right, just pm either of us if you want any of your points back.
Manfredo Jr 02-23-2007, 06:23 PM ryt, cheers :wave:
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 06:24 PM ryt, cheers :wave:
Ahahahhahahaa, hello racist :wave:
Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2007, 06:31 PM Ahahahhahahaa, hello racist :wave:
aaayyyy hows it hangin Mr L? :biggthump
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 06:40 PM aaayyyy hows it hangin Mr L? :biggthump
It's good, babe.
How is life treating, Mr Cool ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2007, 06:45 PM It's good, babe.
How is life treating, Mr Cool ?
****ing sucks to be honest. me first friday night without a drink in ages :nonono:
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 06:54 PM ****ing sucks to be honest. me first friday night without a drink in ages :nonono:
You are not drinking ? :eek:
Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2007, 07:13 PM You are not drinking ? :eek:
I'm as broke as a plate under a car tyre :nonono:
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 07:18 PM I'm as broke as a plate under a car tyre :nonono:
Poor bastard! :(
Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2007, 07:34 PM Poor bastard! :(
:puppy_dog
can you make me feel better? :hitit:
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 07:34 PM :puppy_dog
can you make me feel better? :hitit:
Join me in lang.
Manfredo Jr 02-24-2007, 08:54 PM Yo Oasis ive donated another 21 000 to put in my account, Cheer :cool2:
Manfredo Jr 02-27-2007, 07:43 AM another 50 000 to my account plz :cool2:
The_Bringer 02-27-2007, 05:11 PM I just invested 145K in the bank of Limey.
Welter_Skelter 02-27-2007, 06:43 PM Dear Bank of Limey...
Due to a recent influx of POINTS wealth..I am now Richer than the Bank of Limey..
I take this oppurtunity to close MY account..
And donate my intitial investment of 100k plus any intrest incuured to the better DEAD than Red campaign
Thank you..
That is all
Shanus 02-27-2007, 06:46 PM Gone are the days when I was one of the richest members on here :nonono:
TheHoff! 02-27-2007, 06:50 PM The pinoys have found a way to hack the points system, those sly ****ers.
Welter_Skelter 02-27-2007, 06:52 PM The pinoys have found a way to hack the points system, those sly ****ers.
I would have thought a 100k+ investment to the BETTER DEAD THAN RED movement would have earned me at least a THANK YOU :thinking:
TheHoff! 02-27-2007, 06:53 PM I would have thought a 100k+ investment to the BETTER DEAD THAN RED movement would have earned me at least a THANK YOU :thinking:
Yeah cheers Welter, the anti-ginge coalition appreciates your generosity.
Manfredo Jr 02-28-2007, 05:33 AM Another 10k into my account plz :cool2:
The Raging Bull 02-28-2007, 02:10 PM I'm sending 1,000,000 now.
Add that to my account.
The pinoys have found a way to hack the points system, those sly ****ers.
:439: hillarious.......
flipside 03-01-2007, 05:04 AM :439: hillarious.......
we will be trillionaires in no time.
Shanus 03-01-2007, 10:19 AM we will be trillionaires in no time.
But then you have to divide it, which leaves Mr.Soprano as the richest member on the forum. Sylvester Stall:owned:
kayjay 03-01-2007, 10:53 AM I'm going to return my loan of 10K to the Bank of Limey. Thanks Hoff, for aiding me in a time of need.
RonRoss 03-01-2007, 11:26 AM who is the bank of limey,i shall slap some points in but at the moment i have no ****ing idea what you are talking about,please explain
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 12:34 PM I'm going to return my loan of 10K to the Bank of Limey. Thanks Hoff, for aiding me in a time of need.
No problem kayjay. The bank of limey will always be open for you.
who is the bank of limey,i shall slap some points in but at the moment i have no ****ing idea what you are talking about,please explain
The bank of limey is me and laddie so go ahead and slap your points in azza. The below quote explains a little about how we work.
We will be offering you the chance to invest your points in our bank of limey and will give you a generous interest rate of 4% every 48 hours which is more than double what you get in your bank. You will of course be able to withdraw your points plus accumulated interest at any point.
Manfredo Jr 03-01-2007, 12:35 PM i seen a fat yank in here before!
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 12:37 PM i seen a fat yank in here before!
Where? Did the fat ****er dare to post in here? Just point him out and I'll deal with the ****er so I will.
RonRoss 03-01-2007, 12:40 PM ok i shall put 30000 into the bank of limey
RonRoss 03-01-2007, 12:40 PM do i just donate it to you hoff?
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 12:42 PM do i just donate it to you hoff?
Yes.........
magicjordan 03-01-2007, 12:45 PM i want to invest my 50 million pts. to the bank of limey!:banana: :banana:
The Raging Bull 03-01-2007, 12:45 PM Yes.........
Hoff, is there any chance you could tell me how much is in my account?
I started with around 1,185,000.
Manfredo Jr 03-01-2007, 12:46 PM Where? Did the fat ****er dare to post in here? Just point him out and I'll deal with the ****er so I will.
kayjay........................................ a fat yank, with, with...... wait for it
LONG HAIR!
kayjay 03-01-2007, 01:01 PM kayjay........................................ a fat yank, with, with...... wait for it
LONG HAIR!
I've not mentioned you in weeks so don't start **** kid.
I can post here and the Limeys all love it.
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 01:04 PM i want to invest my 50 million pts. to the bank of limey!:banana: :banana:
Nice one magic. You wont be dissapointed so you wont.
Just donate the points to me.
When you wanna make a withdrawal just pm me or laddie and if you wanna find out how much your initial investment has grown to then just pm me.
Thanks magic, you're a sexy star so you are.
Hoff, is there any chance you could tell me how much is in my account?
I started with around 1,185,000.
Yeah, give me a few minutes and I'll let you know.
kayjay........................................ a fat yank, with, with...... wait for it
LONG HAIR!
Kayjay has a special dispensation to pop in here occassionally. Not too much though otherwise we might have to slap some pwnage down on the long haired fat yank's arse.
magicjordan 03-01-2007, 01:17 PM Nice one magic. You wont be dissapointed so you wont.
Just donate the points to me.
When you wanna make a withdrawal just pm me or laddie and if you wanna find out how much your initial investment has grown to then just pm me.
Thanks magic, you're a sexy star so you are.
Yeah, give me a few minutes and I'll let you know.
Kayjay has a special dispensation to pop in here occassionally. Not too much though otherwise we might have to slap some pwnage down on the long haired fat yank's arse.
i'll change my mind!i don't want to invest my 50 million.:nonono: i want to invest my 100 million to the bank of limey!:banana: i just want to help this bank.will you accept my 100 milion?
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 01:19 PM i'll change my mind!i don't want to invest my 50 million.:nonono: i want to invest my 100 million to the bank of limey!:banana: i just want to help this bank.will you accept my 100 milion?
Of course we will magic. You're a good lad so you are and we'll be happy to have you as a valued customer of the bank of limey.
You've made the right choice magic :luvbed:
magicjordan 03-01-2007, 01:21 PM Of course we will magic. You're a good lad so you are and we'll be happy to have you as a valued customer of the bank of limey.
You've made the right choice magic :luvbed:
to whom i need to send my 100 million? to you or oasis?
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 01:23 PM to whom i need to send my 100 million? to you or oasis?
Send em to me please.
Thanks magic :luvbed:
Manfredo Jr 03-01-2007, 01:26 PM or me lol :):):)
magicjordan 03-01-2007, 01:27 PM Send em to me please.
Thanks magic :luvbed:
100,000,000.00 points invested to the bank of limey!:banana: :banana: :banana:
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 01:30 PM Hoff, is there any chance you could tell me how much is in my account?
I started with around 1,185,000.
Raging, you put 185,000 in on 23rd feb and another 1,000,000 in on the 28th of feb.
With the interest you have accumulated you now have 1,248,099.84 points.
Oasis_Lad 03-01-2007, 01:32 PM Raging, you put 185,000 in on 23rd feb and another 1,000,000 in on the 28th of feb.
With the interest you have accumulated you now have 1,248,099.84 points.
That's a nice bit of business and it will only get better for Raging. :banana:
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 01:34 PM 100,000,000.00 points invested to the bank of limey!:banana: :banana: :banana:
Merci beaucoup Mr Magic. The bank of limey is delighted to have you as a customer.
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 01:34 PM 100,000,000.00 points invested to the bank of limey!:banana: :banana: :banana:
Merci beaucoup Mr Magic. The bank of limey is delighted to have you as a customer.
The Raging Bull 03-01-2007, 01:34 PM Raging, you put 185,000 in on 23rd feb and another 1,000,000 in on the 28th of feb.
With the interest you have accumulated you now have 1,248,099.84 points.
That's a nice bit of business and it will only get better for Raging. :banana:
****ing hell, that's great.
Thanks lads!
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 01:40 PM ****ing hell, that's great.
Thanks lads!
No problem Raging.
The bank of limey is happy to oblige.
As a special promotion we are also offering a complimentary bum love session to all our customers, so take advantage while you can Raging :luvbed: :luvbed:
Southpaw Stinger 03-01-2007, 02:08 PM No problem Raging.
The bank of limey is happy to oblige.
As a special promotion we are also offering a complimentary bum love session to all our customers, so take advantage while you can Raging :luvbed: :luvbed:
In that case I must join now! :luvbed:
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 02:15 PM In that case I must join now! :luvbed:
I knew you'd bite when we offered this. Not that you bite mind, your **** licking skills are ****in exemplary so they are :luvbed:
Manfredo Jr 03-01-2007, 02:22 PM how much i got??? :)
Southpaw Stinger 03-01-2007, 02:23 PM I knew you'd bite when we offered this. Not that you bite mind, your **** licking skills are ****in exemplary so they are :luvbed:
would 50,000 be a suitable start up investment?
RonRoss 03-01-2007, 02:24 PM all my points are in the bank of limey,can i have an estimate at how much i will make in say 2 weeks?
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 02:28 PM how much i got??? :)
Hold on. I'll check for you.
would 50,000 be a suitable start up investment?
It would be perfect. Just like you :luvbed:
all my points are in the bank of limey,can i have an estimate at how much i will make in say 2 weeks?
Yeah, I'll work it out for you in a moment.
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 02:41 PM Manfredo, with the interest you have accumulated you have a total of 256,831.744 points.
Azza, in 14 days your initial investment of 181,000 points will have grown to 247,344.56 points.
If you would have left your 181,000 in your bank then after 14 days you would have only had 200,881.92 points.
Mick Hucknall 03-01-2007, 02:52 PM I'll invest all my points ginge
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 02:56 PM I'll invest all my points ginge
Ginge? Where? I'll ****in have him so I will.
Glad to have you on board Jimmy.
Mick Hucknall 03-01-2007, 02:58 PM do I donate to you?
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 03:00 PM do I donate to you?
That you do Jimmy.
Southpaw Stinger 03-01-2007, 03:10 PM 50,000. invested in the bank of limey!
Mick Hucknall 03-01-2007, 03:12 PM 38,000.00 donated to stop the ginges foundation
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 03:17 PM 50,000. invested in the bank of limey!
38,000.00 donated to stop the ginges foundation
Nice one lads. You've made the right choice.
Southpaw Stinger 03-01-2007, 03:25 PM i think this thread should be stickied hoffee me love.
RonRoss 03-01-2007, 03:27 PM Manfredo, with the interest you have accumulated you have a total of 256,831.744 points.
Azza, in 14 days your initial investment of 181,000 points will have grown to 247,344.56 points.
If you would have left your 181,000 in your bank then after 14 days you would have only had 200,881.92 points.
not bad,not bad atall
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 03:28 PM i think this thread should be stickied hoffee me love.
As usual, you are bastard right so you are.
Would you like to use your special mod powers to make it so?
Go on Southpaw, ****in indulge yourself. Use your powers my darling :luvbed:
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 03:30 PM not bad,not bad atall
We aim to please azza.
Shanus 03-01-2007, 03:31 PM 1,000,000 donated successfully.
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 03:35 PM 1,000,000 donated successfully.
Nice one Shanus me old mucker.
Southpaw Stinger 03-01-2007, 03:35 PM As usual, you are bastard right so you are.
Would you like to use your special mod powers to make it so?
Go on Southpaw, ****in indulge yourself. Use your powers my darling :luvbed:
as you wish babes :kiss:
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 03:38 PM as you wish babes :kiss:
Southpaw, do you think we should unsticky some of the current stickys in here? Maybe modded motors and comments and suggestions seeing as no ****ers post in there anymore.
Southpaw Stinger 03-01-2007, 03:39 PM Southpaw, do you think we should unsticky some of the current stickys in here? Maybe modded motors and comments and suggestions seeing as no ****ers post in there anymore.
your bloody right there babes. lets neaten up the limey home.
TheHoff! 03-01-2007, 03:40 PM your bloody right there babes. lets neaten up the limey home.
I'll get on the case...
Manfredo Jr 03-01-2007, 07:31 PM Manfredo, with the interest you have accumulated you have a total of 256,831.744 points.
Azza, in 14 days your initial investment of 181,000 points will have grown to 247,344.56 points.
If you would have left your 181,000 in your bank then after 14 days you would have only had 200,881.92 points.
cheers ;) :banana: :banana:
FeelTheA-Force 03-03-2007, 06:14 AM i am new to the limey bank.. i wanna invest 2,070,132 points
two million seventy thousand one hundred thirty-two points
I was told that id get the 'premium interest rate' of 4%
and i was told to send the points to OASIS_LAD..
cheers, will be sending the points now... MAY THE LIMEY BANK GROW AND GROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welter_Skelter 03-03-2007, 06:19 AM i am new to the limey bank.. i wanna invest 2,070,132 points
two million seventy thousand one hundred thirty-two points
I was told that id get the 'premium interest rate' of 4%
and i was told to send the points to OASIS_LAD..
cheers, will be sending the points now... MAY THE LIMEY BANK GROW AND GROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are a very wise young man sir 2Tough... Welcome aboard!!!
FeelTheA-Force 03-03-2007, 06:28 AM You are a very wise young man sir 2Tough... Welcome aboard!!!
i have a long term plan... for my investment... as you know..
my bussiness 2PA is in its early stage.. more details to come soon thou.. ;)
Manfredo Jr 03-04-2007, 10:26 AM Yo hoff, how much i got now?
TheHoff! 03-04-2007, 11:47 AM Yo hoff, how much i got now?
You've got 267,105.01 points altogether Manfredo.
Manfredo Jr 03-04-2007, 01:49 PM Cheers ;) :wave:
magicjordan 03-04-2007, 02:08 PM You've got 267,105.01 points altogether Manfredo.
how about me?how much i got now?:Thinkingo i'm planning to invest another 100,000,000.00 pts.:fing02: so let me know 1st how much i got now!:banana:
TheHoff! 03-04-2007, 02:49 PM how about me?how much i got now?:Thinkingo i'm planning to invest another 100,000,000.00 pts.:fing02: so let me know 1st how much i got now!:banana:
You've had 1 lot of interest so far magic so now you've got 104 million in your account.
If you wanna invest another 100 mill then invest away son. Your points are in safe hands with the bank of limey. We'll look after you so we will :luvbed:
Southpaw Stinger 03-04-2007, 03:34 PM You've had 1 lot of interest so far magic so now you've got 104 million in your account.
If you wanna invest another 100 mill then invest away son. Your points are in safe hands with the bank of limey. We'll look after you so we will :luvbed:
your too bastard generous hoff. I bloody love it :luvbed:
RonRoss 03-04-2007, 03:36 PM how much do i have at the moment hoffy?
TheHoff! 03-04-2007, 03:46 PM your too bastard generous hoff. I bloody love it :luvbed:
The bank of limey aims to make all its investors rich and we're well on the cunting way to doing that.
how much do i have at the moment hoffy?
You've also had 1 lot of interest so far and you have 188,240 points at the moment.
FeelTheA-Force 03-04-2007, 06:48 PM i am new to the limey bank.. i wanna invest 2,070,132 points
two million seventy thousand one hundred thirty-two points
I was told that id get the 'premium interest rate' of 4%
and i was told to send the points to OASIS_LAD..
cheers, will be sending the points now... MAY THE LIMEY BANK GROW AND GROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how much have i got ?
TheHoff! 03-04-2007, 07:08 PM how much have i got ?
Still the same. You only put your points in yesterday and the interest is every 48 hours. Tommorow at 10am you will get 82,805.28 points in interest.
RonRoss 03-04-2007, 07:40 PM hoffy...financial advise,should i put what i have in the bank of limey,or let it build up into a large sum then invest?
TheHoff! 03-04-2007, 07:44 PM hoffy...financial advise,should i put what i have in the bank of limey,or let it build up into a large sum then invest?
I'd let it build up a bit more if I was you. Dont worry though son, the bank of limey will look after you. You'll be a millionaire in no ****in time so you will.
RonRoss 03-04-2007, 07:45 PM good man...
Mick Hucknall 03-04-2007, 07:53 PM whats my dollar up to?
TheHoff! 03-04-2007, 08:04 PM whats my dollar up to?
You've got 39,520 points at the moment Jimmy and your next interest is due tommorow at 7pm.
RonRoss 03-04-2007, 08:07 PM whats my dollar up to?
this is the bank of limey,we will have no dollar here,its all about the sterlings
FeelTheA-Force 03-05-2007, 06:51 AM 10000000 10 mill sent to the hoff, please add this to the other points..
cheers
FeelTheA-Force 03-05-2007, 07:01 AM 10000000 10 mill sent to the hoff, please add this to the other points..
cheers
2,070,132 + 10,000,000 + 20,000,000
kthxbye
TheHoff! 03-05-2007, 12:43 PM Good man 2tough!
The 30 mill you've put in today has been recorded and added onto the points already in your account.
Southpaw Stinger 03-05-2007, 07:21 PM has my sexy million made a sexy profit yet babes?
TheHoff! 03-05-2007, 07:28 PM has my sexy million made a sexy profit yet babes?
I'll check in a minute Southpaw. In the meanwhile get your arse over to magicjordans 10k giveaway thread and come have a chat with me and laddie. Saddam's in there an all, the grumpy ****er!
FeelTheA-Force 03-05-2007, 07:41 PM I'll check in a minute Southpaw. In the meanwhile get your arse over to magicjordans 10k giveaway thread and come have a chat with me and laddie. Saddam's in there an all, the grumpy ****er!
i want 250k from my investment...
TheHoff! 03-05-2007, 07:43 PM i want 250k from my investment...
Will do........
Welter_Skelter 03-05-2007, 08:12 PM i want 250k from my investment PLEASE...
WE are a REFINED lot here at bank of LIMEY... Good manners are Free:lol1:
J/K:kiss:
`STEELHEAD 03-05-2007, 08:30 PM Bonjour my fellow limeys. Myself and laddie have been hustling for quite a while and we have acquired a bit of wealth that we would like to share with you. Thus we are creating a bank of limey to help out a brother in need.
We will be giving out points by way of loans and in some cases gifts. To start off these will not be large amounts but they will increase as time goes on. For now though we will be giving out in the region of around 30 to 40k every two days. To receive a loan or gift you need merely to post in this thread stating your case and we will assess your needs and act appropriately. We will not charge interest on these loans and they are available to all limeys and some members who for these purposes will be deemed honorary limeys.
We will also be offering you the chance to invest your points in our bank of limey and will give you a generous interest rate of 4% every 48 hours which is more than double what you get in your bank. You will of course be able to withdraw your points plus accumulated interest at any point.
May the business commence. The bank of limey is now officially open! :fest30: :luvbed:
use to be bitter over the hatton/tszyu. me an anorak have been at each others throats over it.
i am embarassed to say that after gettin that fight on dvd and watching it over and slow mo. i see that hattons gameplan was masterfull. and that parris didnt help him out as much as i thought.
and then the interviews i've read of hatton.
i'm taken abback at how honest even brutally honest he is. and how insightfull he is.
look in my sig at hatton bet.
havent caught on with audley yet.
thanks. any points are appreciated.
your friend mickey bitsko. :D
Manfredo Jr 03-06-2007, 04:22 PM how much i got now hoff?
RonRoss 03-06-2007, 04:38 PM yeh same,how much i got ? im guessing 1,188,000 or something around that mark?
TheHoff! 03-06-2007, 05:44 PM how much i got now hoff?
You've got 1,277,789.27 points at the moment Manfredo.
yeh same,how much i got ? im guessing 1,188,000 or something around that mark?
You've got 1,250,261.25 points azza.
RonRoss 03-06-2007, 05:49 PM niiiiice......
Manfredo Jr 03-06-2007, 06:23 PM cheers hoff, im gonna add some more in a min :)
Manfredo Jr 03-06-2007, 06:24 PM 152000 invested into the bank of limey :D
TheHoff! 03-06-2007, 06:33 PM 152000 invested into the bank of limey :D
Good man! Your deposit has been recorded.
RonRoss 03-07-2007, 12:07 PM hows my ****tin balance goin you bum loving ginge hating shag monkey queen?
TheHoff! 03-07-2007, 02:52 PM hows my ****tin balance goin you bum loving ginge hating shag monkey queen?
Shut it, yer ****in navigator of the windward passage!
You've got 1,300,271.7 points at the moment azza.
The Surgeon 03-07-2007, 05:31 PM How do i deposit then Hoff?
The Raging Bull 03-07-2007, 05:33 PM What's my account like Hoff?
TheHoff! 03-07-2007, 05:35 PM How do i deposit then Hoff?
We're going through a few changes at the moment so I'll have to get back to you Robo.
We'll sort you out though :luvbed:
TheHoff! 03-07-2007, 05:37 PM What's my account like Hoff?
Like i said we're going through a few changes as the bank of limey has increased its wealth and no doubt will be spreading the wealth among the limey bum boys.
You had 1.3 mill or something like that yesterday but i can guarantee you that you'll have a ****load more than that very soon.
The Raging Bull 03-07-2007, 05:40 PM Like i said we're going through a few changes as the bank of limey has increased its wealth and no doubt will be spreading the wealth among the limey bum boys.
You had 1.3 mill or something like that yesterday but i can guarantee you that you'll have a ****load more than that very soon.
Good to hear it.
TheHoff! 03-07-2007, 05:44 PM Good to hear it.
Dont worry about pming me Raging..its alright so it is.
The Surgeon 03-08-2007, 02:18 PM We're going through a few changes at the moment so I'll have to get back to you Robo.
We'll sort you out though :luvbed:
Sweet, jus say the word and i'll drop the Lot into Limey bank bud! :fing02:
Shanus 03-08-2007, 02:22 PM Such a terrible loss, I hope it comes back. :(
*Counts e-cash*
Boxclever 04-16-2007, 06:40 AM Bonjour my fellow limeys. Myself and laddie have been hustling for quite a while and we have acquired a bit of wealth that we would like to share with you. Thus we are creating a bank of limey to help out a brother in need.
We will be giving out points by way of loans and in some cases gifts. To start off these will not be large amounts but they will increase as time goes on. For now though we will be giving out in the region of around 30 to 40k every two days. To receive a loan or gift you need merely to post in this thread stating your case and we will assess your needs and act appropriately. We will not charge interest on these loans and they are available to all limeys and some members who for these purposes will be deemed honorary limeys.
We will also be offering you the chance to invest your points in our bank of limey and will give you a generous interest rate of 4% every 48 hours which is more than double what you get in your bank. You will of course be able to withdraw your points plus accumulated interest at any point.
May the business commence. The bank of limey is now officially open! :fest30: :luvbed:
Is this still going?
I'm the only girl in the lounge and i'm your Queen so of course i'd like some points, cash gifts whatever they're called these days i lost track a bit.:flirt:
TheHoff! 04-16-2007, 08:17 AM Is this still going?
No.
.......................
Boxclever 04-16-2007, 08:28 AM No.
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shame.:cool:
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