I will start

adam + stilts = normal person height

me - intelligence = american

me - apathy = useful human being

World - Hockey = A better world

Ensanity-Charm, Wit, Looks, and modesty=Impossible!

Ensanity + a clue = Highly unlikely

Originally posted by seldomTap
Ensanity + a clue = Highly unlikely I found a problem with your equation, but I fixed it. Here it is...


Ensanity+ a clue= Ensane dont need a damn clue...He speaks all fact.

Gman + woman= once in every two years.

Originally posted by gman
Gman + woman= once in every two years. Dude! I demand you to get off the computer, and spit to every ****in female you see...DAMN IT! You will find a hoe out the bunch.

I changed one of my classes this term because, it has more woman in it. So I'm working on it.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
World - Hockey = A better world
Damn you, Hockey is a good sport!

A better way to put it would be

World - HockeyFighter = a better world.

Kinda like:

World - (Fat people + ugly people) = a better world.

- The Jake

**** you jake. Theres nothing wrong with having a few extra pounds.

There's a world of difference between having a few pounds, and having few enough pounds to share with another person.

- The Jake

Luke - L + P = Puke

For some reason, that made me laugh.

What if your 230 and 6'2.

Azn+ava= poor cat.

Originally posted by gman
What if your 230 and 6'2. you are okay...

Hojak + gay = Tanner

Woo hoo I'm okay.But I'm trying to get down to 205.

Azn + LSG + Bella + My Camcorder = $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

Originally posted by majin bux
Azn + LSG + Bella + My Camcorder = $19.95 plus shipping and handling. Global goes wild!

I want two copies

Luke - Hair = Al Bundy

majin - flash - photoshop = makes justin a dull boy....

Shake + Gun = You Dead

Bzob + Sleeping with Kato = Bzob-Covers

Kato+sleeping next to Bzob= unable to sleep at all

1) (Lather + Chainsaw) Blood xy 2 = Chainsaw Massacre.

Then:

Chainsaw Massacre + Texas= Texas Chainsaw Massacre....


2) Kato + Bzob = Birth-rate increment LOL

you + all = gay

Did the Jake call me fat and ugly? WTF?

Leather > Hockeyfighter

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Did the Jake call me fat and ugly? WTF?

No but mathematically speaking you are as equally valued as all the the fat and ugly people in the world.

If World - MooseFighter = a better world
and
If World - (Fat + Ugly People) = a better world

then it stands to reason that

MooseFighter = All the fat and ugly people in the world

- The Jake

the world - me = a safer place to live

love + pms = hate

Me - My knives = a very unhappy girl

You're manning a keyboard. What possible use could u have for knives???

- The Jake

flash + me = art

Originally posted by The Jake
You're manning a keyboard. What possible use could u have for knives???

- The Jake

I personally cut things with my knives, but I may just be a bit radical with my knife usages. You never use knives?:crazy2:
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Me = hate of the jake

Hockeyfighter + love = Hockeyfighter - Hate

I still have some hate

revised

Hockey + Love = Hockey - Hate + (1/3 * Hate)

2 things wrong with that

1. Hokey????

2. If I have already had my hate subtracted even if you add 1/3 of my hate back, 1/3 of 0 is still 0.

haha yes my bad ill edit that, but no you subtract all your have, then add 1/3 of the hate back, so you are 2/3 less hateful.

Good enough for me.....you have a spelling mistake in that last post also.

I am 1/3 tard, so forgive me.

I guess I can find it in my love filled heart to do that.

You are so good its good.

ENOUGH WITH THIS MATH THREAD.
I HATE IT.

I love you bella

Bella + Math Thread = Hate

I love all you guys. Nothing but love from me. So there!

I'm working on my math homework as we speak. I'm not having a good time. Thank you.

Azn + avatar = poor cat

AZN's cat - Hair = The most ****ed up ugly cat in the omniverse , even Gahndi would hate that cat. die cat die

Originally posted by lightweight
I personally cut things with my knives, but I may just be a bit radical with my knife usages. You never use knives?:crazy2:

I say you can never use your knives enough.:devil :crazy2:

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Good ones Arju :lol3:

adam eating in a restaurant = midget + booster seat + bib

Bux + his avatar = Justin's home after death

http://www.globalmma.net/community/avatar.php?userid=11&dateline=1042691891

kato + pregnancy = very big grocery bills

Matt Jensen + pet store = mutilated kittens

Purity + car = accident

no = no

Friday night + HockeyFighter = post count + 100

gman-Rugby= nothing to talk about....

Gman + Training+ No, beer
Beer= Friday night.
No beer= No friday night.

Gman+ Kap posting on friday night= Oh God somebody Kill me.

Azn + LSG = HLA

HLA = Boner.....

Rugby+Beer+30 extra pounds+mma training - one tooth= gman

Boner + Me = Masterbation

I'm gonna go double click my mouse now.

Bella + Double Click = Masterbation

Chris + everyday = lonely

Justin + Chris = Not Lonely if we were together

(ok that was too gay)

this post = way too gay

dogg + my wish = die

Me + friday night = worst night ever

Originally posted by BuX
dogg + my wish = die

I agree. Internet-dogg= better place for us all.

Me + this weekend = boooooooooooshiet

World - dogg = heaven

Bella= That voice in my head, that won't stop intill, I kill.

dogg - legs + tail = tadpole

this thread = revived.

Originally posted by BuX
dogg - legs + tail = tadpole

I crack up everytime I read this for some reason.

you laugh cause its true.

bad mood + soddering iron + whore ass ***** = cunt with melted cunt

This thread should have died a long long time ago.

- J.

The Jake - ending every post with "J." = still a homo

Luke = Luke = Still retarded.

- J.

Luke + 4 fajitas = 5 flushes

adam + puberty = never

x*y-b=belt sander

Cheese Pizza > Vulgar....

me+reading seven pages of this=no life

[(x-h)^2/a] + [(y-k)^2/b] = 1

That's what I'm studying for right now.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
[(x-h)^2/a] + [(y-k)^2/b] = 1

That's what I'm studying for right now.

http://ehowa.com/pic/goodmath711.jpg

shut up.

nope

:crazy2: + :devil = You R 1 Crazydevil

LukeDothSucketh + HockeyFighter + gman = Canada's gift to globalmma :fu: .

This post = 101st post in this thread......

Originally posted by kaps
This post = 101st post in this thread......

thank you for contributing your whoreness....now get your ass to the better thread.......

HATE DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hatred thread - kaps = 4 pages long......

this thread + kaps = 1 page long

GET THE **** OUT OF THIS GAY TOPIC TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE NEED MORE HATE!

you go there to. i gotta get my troops outta here. this is complete BS!!!!

dogg + troops = 1 person

this thread = revived

you = gay

you = correct

McDonald's hamburgers - Meat = McDonald's hamburgers

Tammy+Wang=Name on her drivers licenses.......

bob+cool = super cool bob

kaps = correct

Kaps + Tomorrow = cageside at WEC......

223 + 171 + 240 = my bowling series tonight