Name of poster:

1. Topics of threads:
2. Cleverness of posts:
3. Any additional notes about them you want to share.



**Note: I wonder how long this thread will take to move to the cage!

Are we rating the person above us?

And on what kind of scale are we rating them? 1 thru 10?

1 thru 5 mics?

whatever you want about whoever you want, but if you want to do the poster above you thats fine.

Good for us.

Name of poster: Majin Bux, GOD, Mr. Record

1. Topics of threads:
Seem to revolve around anal sex, gargling semen and loving Tanner

2. Cleverness of posts:
Has taught me many new ways for men to 'love' each other

3. Any additional notes about them you want to share:
I don't know whether to laugh out loud or hide in fear of ass reeming when I read his posts

Is this kinda what you meant??

Name of poster:Carl

1. Topics of threads:N/A
2. Cleverness of posts:N/A
3. Any additional notes about them you want to share: Who is this guy and why dont he post anything?

Coathanger Abortion:

Threads=5 mics

Post=5 mics

Extras=Extremely handsome! DAMN, that brotha is FINE!

Originally posted by kaps
Name of poster:Carl

1. Topics of threads:N/A
2. Cleverness of posts:N/A
3. Any additional notes about them you want to share: Who is this guy and why dont he post anything? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Carl = best poster on Global

yeah thats good seldom.

I am good...can I get a smiley face stamp for that!

:) there you go :)

OK, let me do another...


Name of poster: HockeyFighter

1. Topics of threads:
Hatred, hurting others, his new girlfriend, hockey

2. Cleverness of posts:
He makes violence seem so eloquent

3. Any additional notes about them you want to share.
As well as being the one of the original post whores here, he is one of the smarter posters...with replies such as "Ghey" or "MAAAAAAAAD GGGIIIRRRRRTTTTTTHHHHH"...an intellectual giant among a sea dwarves is our Hockeyfighter

Poster: Seldomtap

1. Topics of Threads:
Relevent discussions about various aspects of life that make you think

2. Cleverness of posts:
Everything he says is thought out and has some kind of meaning. This leads me to believe that he is the smartest poster at global.

3. Extras:
Has trouble with orgasims but he does belong to the best nation in the world that I call Austranada so that makes him ok.

Indeed I am intellectual Behemoth...behemoth means big thing

lmao

Name of poster: The Jake/ Turd ferguson

1. Topics of threads:
Anything from tech support tales of woe, to World issues, to RPG games

2. Cleverness of posts:
Always well written, if occassionally somewhat long winded. Makes me feel dumb on many occassions

3. Any additional notes about them you want to share:
Always speaks his mind in a well thought out and rational way...which is often wasted here where "I know you are, but what am I" is a stock standard answer and considered witty.
Is wasted here, should follow his political aspirations and become first foreign US president in recent times

Must have some amazing AIM and phone manner to have found his wife through the net.

Name of Poster: Tanner The Banner

1. Topic of threads:
Typically topics involving hatred, banning and all things gay.

2. Cleverness of posts:
Is able to insert least words per post and yet, amazingly enough, be funnier than any other poster.

3. Any additional notes about them you want to share:
Yes actually. Tanner drinks a ****load of beer and despite his constant drinking, has an amazingly low tolerance for alcohol (I believe it's the fact it's Coor Lights more often than not)...

Hang on a sec. Are we talking "notes about them that I want to HAVE" or "notes about them I want to share with the Global community"?

- The Jake

Name of poster: Ensanity

1. Topics of threads:
Funky Rero Links, Best post ever....
2. Cleverness of posts:
Funny and annoying at the same time, kind of like Gilbert Godfred
3. Any additional notes about them you want to share.
The funky rero links keep me highly entertained on cold lonely nights........

actually, jake, tanner's low tolerance was due to the fact that he cleverly decided to smoke a joint while ****face drunk.

Name of poster:Matt Jensen

1. Topics of threads: Rape and making us his *****es.
2. Cleverness of post: An very intellectual person. You have to be to make me laugh at the idea of me being raped.
3. Extras: A better fighter then more, so I'll give him props there.

Name of poster: Dirk Diggler

1. Topics of threads:
Mad Girth, ****o....
2. Cleverness of posts:
None......
3. Any additional notes about them you want to share.
Please Die....

Funny and annoying at the same time, kind of like Gilbert Godfred



I dont know what to say to this...thank you, i think

Repedative posts like that day when you where posting in every thread, Okay this is the best thread ever......

Oh yeah! That was annoying, even for me!

"Poor cat" is another one. :(

poor cat.

No poor cat is just funny.....

Poster-- Methodist

1. Topic of threads-- *****ing about the admins
2. Cleverness of post-- He is a fairly clever whining *****
3. additional notes--- Stop *****ing

Kato

1. Topic of Threads: Sex, Love, World Affairs, and Bzobs failure in life and the bed room.

2. Cleverness of Post: 4.2 out of 5

3. Additional Notes: She kicks our Dogs and hits them with sticks. Steals the covers. Yells at me when I snore. I peed on her leg in the shower. she had a flock of seagulls hair cut.

Bzob owns.

and to think you used to make me laugh

Hey little thing let me light your candle, cuz momma Im sure the handle gets around!

Oh the handle now!

You laughed the other day when i almost slipped and fell

She kicks our Dogs and hits them with sticks. Steals the covers. Yells at me when I snore. I peed on her leg in the shower. she had a flock of seagulls hair cut.

Bzob's got guts, lol.

I am making another voodoo doll for bzob..

bzob: I laughed because it was a sign that my black magic againts you is beginning to work

Luckily I have been saving the Tumble weeds of Katos hair around the house to make my own Voodoo Doll

I just save the long corse black pubic like hairs that grow in the back of your upper arms

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats where they stated growing when the hair from my head fell out

yikes!!!!!


and I know what you're gonna say BZob..........and I'm not fat!!!!!!

Fatty Fatty

ha!!!! soooooooooo predictable! ::rolls eyes::

yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf yttaf

you know, preggies have been known to suddenly devour their enemies?

skinny skinny

ROFLMAO

Bzob owns.

- The Jake

Originally posted by Purity
actually, jake, tanner's low tolerance was due to the fact that he cleverly decided to smoke a joint while ****face drunk.

Stop making excuses for the guy.

- The Jake

Teckgirl


Topic of threads: N/a, or they were boring

Cleverness: NONE

Additional notes: Where is that slunt?

Cesaro
Topic of threads: hair removal, embarrasing situations, people that he wants to hurt.
Cleverness: Cesaro always makes us laugh with his self depricating humor and hatred of women that smoke.
Additional notes. One of the best if not the best posters here but he doesn't post nearly enough.

gracias

i think this thread was started before my time here

Blue Dawg
Gives me mental images of him sitting at his desk with his shirt all ****ed up, hung over and popping aspirin and rolaids while looking at **** and holding so poor fool's working future in his hands. Only to be interrupted by the occasional striper on his cell phone.

Damn. That was actually right on the money....Except for the rolaids, I use Tagamet, Tums and Pepto....

Blue lives the dream

I'm wushu davis. a 25 year old fecalfeliac who enjoys steak and 7-11 nachos. I **** at least 3 times a day and every once in awhile, I'll go bobbin for turds.