I can't be ****ed talking about MMA,
I don't care what color Sakuraba's hair is today,
I like BJJ, boxing and muay thai,
No I do not like to get high,
I like Ortiz and the Gracie clan,
I even consider myself a Shamrock fan,
I do not know every UFC/Pride/underground match,
I've got other TV shows to catch,
I love the X-Files, The Practice and the Prentender,
I'd rather watch them than Wesley Correira,
I'd rather be out there, training and doing,
That sitting at home cheering or booing,
Watching the some warrior get beat down,
By some silly arrogant pretentious clown,
Claiming he's the next best thing to hit the UFC,
Until he gets get knocked out this I gotta see,
I'll sit around with the mates and my wife,
Drinking and shouting and creating general strife,
Messing up Tanner's fridge and ruining his house,
And messing with the head of his future spouse,
Until then I'll go back to weight training and reading,
Spending time with my wife and working inbetween,
Killing some time until I go back to the States,
Thinking of you guys and missing my mates.

- The Jake

Very Cute. :lovers:

You two are cute.

hehehe awww TY.

I think i am getting misty.......

My panties are wet.

Dedicated to Hojak, Tanner, Bumble Bee Tuna, Doggfather, Bad Boy USA, Wilhelm and ****tard/Diligaf/whatever Tony calls himself these days.

- The Jake

I have a boner now

i wish that ******* would just make up his mind

You would....

**** it was funny trying to explain to Tara that no you were not out ****ing another chick, that you were passed out. She didn't believe me and I couldn't stop laughing coz it I was speaking the truth and she couldn't believe it!

- The Jake

Jake dedicated that to me first.

Jake, miss ya bro... it's been way too long since we've rolled, I'd enjoy seeing you again more than I'm going to write on a screen.

Same goes for you, Shara... the academy hasn't been the same since you left. We all miss you dearly.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Jake dedicated that to me first.

Jake, miss ya bro... it's been way too long since we've rolled, I'd enjoy seeing you again more than I'm going to write on a screen.

Same goes for you, Shara... the academy hasn't been the same since you left. We all miss you dearly.

Yeah? Cool. I miss you too Dave. *snif* I haven't heard much from anyone at the dojo. I mean my mom tells me that they miss me. But do they write NOooooo lol