So this kid named Jeremy Marcotte has been harassing my girlfriend at school and it finally got to the point where she is getting really pissed off and would like something to be done about it. A huge smile crossed my face when she told me this. Apparently not only is he harassing her but he has been bad mouthing me when he has no idea who I am. Big mistake. First off this kid is in grade 10 and is 15 years old, I would squash him like a bug. But first I am going to toy with him a bit. Threatening emails, rage filled IM's, the usual. Make him reget being born. Should give me something to do until I actually make it back there for the actually execution and burial. I am going to make him so paranoid that he will not leave his room (which I assume is filled with coloring books and teddy bears, he is only 15). I'll tell him I am coming home every weekend and that I might stop by his house, or see him at school one day, or pass him on the street. And maybe I won't do anything the first time. Let him feel lucky, give him some hope that he may get to drive a car one day. Ignore him, give him a stare, fake him out once or twice, might even relay a few messages through his friends.

99.9% of the time I am a nice guy. Apparently I am pretty damn sweet with the ladies. But no one and I do mean no one ****s with any of my friends let alone my girlfriend and expects to go unpunished. It's nice that he doesn't know who I am because I want to see him **** his pants when I introduce myself to him. I don't care if he is 10, 15 or 50. He's gonna get what's coming because my lip and cheek have all healed up from Christmas and I am ready to go again.

beat his ass man, that **** is fowl, i hate dicks who harass women for no reason.

Someones gonna get beat down......

i would take his head and put it in a meat grinder and eat his brain. :)

Download the song "Necro - Dead Body Disposal" if need be. He has some valid points.


I'm in a really bad ****ing mood because I just watched Dirty Harry and I feel like a bad ass. Slit his throat from ear to ear, then as he's struggling to breathe, cut out his eyes and feed them to his mom, who you have hog tied naked the the bed post.

Doing that now.

As for the brains....I think I could get into that.

Hahahahaha that kid is me and your girlfriend is a *****.

So you live in Torquay, Saskatchewan?

HockeyFighter, how old are you?

You can get in a lot of trouble for assault on a minor.

Are you sure your girlfriend isn't just trying to start a fight between you two? Maybe she is seeing him on the side and wants to see who likes her more. Or maybe she gets off on guys fighting over her.

Have you thought this all through?

she's a hottie.

Yes, I live in what ever the hell, Saskatchewan

Originally posted by Methodist
HockeyFighter, how old are you?

You can get in a lot of trouble for assault on a minor.

Are you sure your girlfriend isn't just trying to start a fight between you two? Maybe she is seeing him on the side and wants to see who likes her more. Or maybe she gets off on guys fighting over her.

Have you thought this all through?
I am 19
Yes I am sure
No she is not seeing anyone else
I don't need to think it through

Smash him, dude. Do it for your country.

congrats on having sex

don't kick his ass because you'll get arrested

Originally posted by James Fulton
congrats on having sex

don't kick his ass because you'll get arrested I've taught you well young paduwan.

Originally posted by James Fulton
congrats on having sex

don't kick his ass because you'll get arrested
Naw, I won't get in trouble. I have 3 relatives on the police force out of about 7 cops and I could make up a story about how he threatened her or hit her or something and the police would believe me. I got this covered.

Is your girlfriend 15 as well? In my country that is illegal.

Ear to ear I say...

**** him in the ass with a sotering iron!

Originally posted by Methodist
Is your girlfriend 15 as well? In my country that is illegal.
She is 16. And what is illegal?

A 19 year old boy sleeping with a 16 year old girl is illegal in my country. You would be considered a sex offender and have to register everytime you switch trailer parks.

FACE STOMP!!

Mate, I speak from experience on this one...

You won't need to beat him down, believe me, he will think it through after some well placed psychological terrorism by yourself and repent for his past sins.

Also, females have a habit of being slightly unpredictable when it comes to you fighting and stuff. They like the idea of you looking out for them, but when the blood starts to flow, it can go against you.

get the word out you are far from impressed and are looking to 'clear the air' so to speak, he will either be ballsy as hell and come to you, or he will **** himslef and leave it all well alone.

Either way, you win

Chris you didn't get any did you? If you did good job.

I agree with seldom tap. I attendet to a lecture with a doctor once and he talked about how much worse threats of a beat down was than just a beat down.

don't kick his ass you'll get arrested

p.s. congrats on having sex

Originally posted by Methodist
A 19 year old boy sleeping with a 16 year old girl is illegal in my country. You would be considered a sex offender and have to register everytime you switch trailer parks.
And that is why your country sucks and mine doesn't.

Where does your girlfriend live?

You don't get to know that.

Does she live in Brooklin Ontario?

no