the landlady said, "you go the rent $$$ yet?"

i said, "NO.
can't find no job,
therefore i got no $$$ to pay the rent."




She says: "i don't think you tryin to find no JOB. i seen you the other day, leanin up agaist a post!"





i said: "but i'm tired.
i been walkin all day."




she says: "that don't bug me, long as i get my $$$ next friday."


now next friday come and i didn't get the rent.
so out the door i went.

so i stop by my good friend Bzob's house.

i say: "LOOK MAN. i'm outdoors ya' know. could i maybe stay witcha a couple a days or so."




he goes: "lemme go ask kato."



he comes back. i can see it in his face. i knew it was NO.




he goes: "oh i dunno, she actin kinda funny and all."


i said: "i KNOW.
everybody funny.
now you funny too."

so i stop by my local bar you know.
i call on my bartender.

i say: "LOOK MAN! come down here."

he come down.
he say: "whatchoo want"




ONE BOUBON
ONE TEQUILLA
10 BEEEEEEERRRS

1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 2 beers

i been drinkin bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin
i wanna get drunk man i wanna get loose
give me a triple shot of that juice

AND I AINT SEEN MY BABY SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHEN.

I BEEN DRINKIN BOURBON, TEQUILA,

GOLDSCHLAGER, AND GIN!!!!

wtf is going on in here?

george thourogood is what is going on
he's bad to the bone man

I said yes, and shared me bouren and beers you ****ing liar. I Hate You.

He stayed for a night and peed the bed

Post whore, ****ing whore...

Wear good nights *******.

Originally posted by Bzob
He stayed for a night and peed the bed

...thought we weren't gonna tell anyone about that bzob!!:burnup:

Best thread ever