I am new here and just wanted to tell everyone hi. One of your other users referred me a while back and I'm just now able to get on here, this site is pretty cool. Thanks for having me.

As the newbie you gotta post provocative pictures of your mom, it's like an initiation sorta dilly...I don't care how you get them, shower, in bed with your pops, etc, just get them.

Hello buddy, post them on the Female Rotties forum

welcome crash....just ignore the gatekeeper, RTR...he gets a little excited sometimes..

my parents are dead.

LSG, don't make me Ike-slap you!

I don't think you have it in you, RTR....

Okay.. time to post the most outplayed line on the internet:

a/s/l ?

Originally posted by Crash
my parents are dead.

You want some ****ing sympathy!? Wah wah my parents are dead boo hoo...****ing get over it already! The last thing we want here is another whiner!

My parents were just killed in a car wreck 2 weeks ago dick head. WHy are there *******s like you around every corner, **** you, it's harder to get over than you think, so **** you, you don't know anything about them.

Hahahaha is that why your username is "Crash" ? hahaha

We are like a street gang, we either beat you in or you get ****ed in. Whats your pick?

Originally posted by RTR
Hahahaha is that why you username is "Crash" ? hahaha

Cruel as ****...made me fall off my chair LMAO...but cruel, nonetheless...:fu:

Originally posted by RTR
Hahahaha is that why your username is "Crash" ? hahaha
Damn that's harsh

I'll taking the beating, and no dick head that's not why my name is crash. What the hell does RTR stand for Ready to Reem, Reeming the Rump?

hahahahaa

Oh what an original move, he starts to think of ways to make fun of my name! I'm gonna have some fun with you, my new orphan buddy!

FYI.....RTR is a worthless pile of dog****. Tell him to go **** himself, everybody else does.

LOL

*shakes head

I know, people have told me about him before, little money bags for balls. I know about him, I know he's a ******, you don't have to tell me.

Originally posted by Crash
people have told me about him before

Go forth and spread the word...love to see the infamous name of RTR still being talked about!

even though you were talked about being a ******?

Now Im going to get him confused will Crash zero

Originally posted by Crash
even though you were talked about being a ******?

Like they know anything about my actual sexual preference, they just say that cuz at one point or another they've been burned by RTR...anyway buddy calm down, I am actually your new best bud on here, I'm just giving you a hard time cuz your new.

Ghey

I think I just made your ***** raw and you're trying to get me to lay off.

Oh, I see you're still upset, maybe this will cheer you up:

http://www.conference-cast.com/INOVA/mens_health/images/people/car.crash.jpg

Originally posted by RTR
Oh, I see you're still upset, maybe this will cheer you up:

http://www.conference-cast.com/INOVA/mens_health/images/people/car.crash.jpg HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA THATS ****ED UP HAHAHHAHA

man that's wrong, seriously, stop it.

I did man but it seemed you wanted some more.

Originally posted by RTR
Oh, I see you're still upset, maybe this will cheer you up:

http://www.conference-cast.com/INOVA/mens_health/images/people/car.crash.jpg

Buahahahahah:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

Don't worry, it doesn't bother me, my parents aren't dead dumbass, it was a joke.

but it wasn't a joke that I heard you were a ******.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if after all this, they actually did die in a car crash tonight!?

This is hilarious in the sickest way possible.

no it wouldn't be, I love my parents very much.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
This is hilarious in the sickest way possible.
I was thinking the exact same thing

I'm setting beside one of your good friends RTR.

Oh do tell, who is it?

Jason and Brandon (Big_Papa and Waylaner) I work with them.

Yeah like they're actually my friends...

Jason spoke very highly of you.

Hello Crash. For I am Matt "Mighty Mouse" Jensen. I regret to say that it took me this long to introduce myself; but hence forth, here I am. The pleasure you bring me from being on our forums makes me errupt with passion, and die in your love as I wear your skin as my coat. Nice to meet you... the pleasure, is all mine.

Crash, looks like you are building yourself a fan base here...you're like Global's answer to Aaron Riley!

hello matt, Jason also told me about you, he said you were a fighter with a warriors passion, a horny warriors passion. Nice to meet you bro.

Aaron Riley?

Yeah he takes a legendary beating but doesn't quit. See the similarity?

Oh yeah, I saw him on the Best of 2002 UFC thing last month.

Hell yeah, what a fight him and Lawler was! Anyway, it was fun today, but I'm gone now. Thanks for showing up everyone.

later

i am about to shoot rtr in his forehead, don't worry bub, i got your back vato!!!

welcome brudda!!!!!!!!!! :)

I heard about you too. Adam

and me?

POOPSLUT.

Well crash is just Mr Popular around here....do tell us your opinions on all the members...go ahead, don't be shy..

What about me? lol

Bzob, you look like a tyson fan with alot of kids.
LSG, the S&M queen of global.
Bella, I haven't quite figured you out yet.
Wondermut, are you Joe?
Matt Jensen, fighter with a horny warriors passion.
RTR, a comedian.
Dogg, I've heard things.

not sure about the rest of you.

<----- Joe

Cool

Hi Crash.

It was obvious your parents weren't dead, otherwise RTR wouldn't have been ripping on you; he's not that insensitive you know.

Poor cat.

Sup Azn.

I reject the statement that I'm a fighter with a horny warriors passion.. okay, I'm just as horny as the next guy, so that's nothin special.. I may be quite passionate and descriptive in some of my posts, but that doesn't automatically make me horny.

Originally posted by kimura
It was obvious your parents weren't dead, otherwise RTR wouldn't have been ripping on you; he's not that insensitive you know.

Yeah that's actually true.

poor cat is right

I ****ing hate you Crash. :fu:

Welcome aboard Crash...I like the cut of your jib...you will be fine here!

Yeah you'll be fine for sure...well at least you know it won't get any worse than it already has...