What the hell is with the "couple" posting **** back and forth like anyone cares about their "relationship"? Am I alone on this one? If I am, I don't care.

To the "couple": Why don't you try and pretend you've been involved with someone before and quit acting like Junior High Schoolers and communicate in private about the retarded **** no one else cares about.

I haven't been here long, but this online "couple" thing is getting annoying.

well as far as a "couple' thing im not sure what u mean. im sure they have alot sex but in not sure they are a "couple." Hey i could be wrong.

If they were a couple, then why must they parade that fact around here like they are trying to convince people?

Damn, Methodist is laying it down...

is it a parade? Dogg was in a parade once... in San Fransico.

damn Christians... but if it were not for them then there whould be no Xmas. oh well.

Wait who are the 'couple" we are talking about?

At least PM me with the names... im not very perceptive.

I am the couple, I post as a different name only to make it seem that I have a girlfriend, its sad I know, and I have been caught. Damn you for taking this away from me.

dude Pac this is wrong man,

So wrong

Who is the "couple"?

Well let's start with the Al Snow of the forum. The Moderator/Administrator that changes his name once a week so that he has something new to post. All I have read from the guy is little notes he is passing his "girlfriend" like he is sitting behind her in class.

As far as his "girlfriend", I haven't seen a single post that wasn't talking about how "cute" he is or something else either to or in reference to him.

Makes me wonder what the **** they do when they see each other in person. Go to seperate rooms and post back and forth?

It wouldn't surprise me if I am now shunned by the angry mob that inhabits this forum. So I may not be back, check you guys later in the MMA forum.

SHUN HIM!!!

SHUNNN!

SHUNNNN!!!

Global is full of couples, I can think of three right away, its madness I tell you, MADNESS.........

shun

Methodist....I'll be your global girlfriend if it will make you feel better =)

hahahahaha... yeah LSG I think he needs some loving

Kato you are so cute. I can not live with out you. I am so lucky to have met you. Thanks for the lovin last night. (wink wink)

Originally posted by Bzob
Kato you are so cute. I can not live with out you. I am so lucky to have met you. Thanks for the lovin last night. (wink wink)

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

That couple is by far more welcome here than you methodist.

Churchill said "If you want to find the problem with democracy have a five minute conversation with the average voter"

Sometimes I feel that way about this, seems like everyone wants to have a say in what goes on, but as soon as any "censorship" happens jack offs like yourself start whining, why is so and so banned, where is my thread, my posts are gone, couples can't send notes to each other but me and my posse can insult people with everypost waaah waah.

Mothodist's a good guy...he knows what he's talkin' aboot...

Death to RTR. He woke up on the wrong side of the bed today so he must die

You're opinion has no face with me RTR.

Can't knock him for speaking his mind...

actually................................

Makes me wonder what the **** they do when they see each other in person. Go to seperate rooms and post back and forth?

Dude, seriously now.. this is so ****ing true!!!

DOnt worry methodist, im using her to get to you. I want to rub your pretty helmet. If you dont like it, dont read the thread.

Don't make me get my girl to post here. I'm warning you all.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Can't knock him for speaking his mind...

Watch me.

It's settled then

This methodist guy is a piece of trash.

BAN HIM!

well he does have a point, it isn't a forum about love

I like this guy.

I can not ban any one :(

I can only tell on you

Don't knock him for having an opinion, that's his right. But as I looked deeper into his hostile posts, I've concluded that this methodist fellow has a lot of trouble getting girls.

LMAO..nice analysis

same can be said for 95% of the guys who post here

Originally posted by kimura
I've concluded that this methodist fellow has a lot of trouble getting girls.

Nah, this Methodist fellow has Lsg as his global gf and Justin rubbing his helmet. He's getting a lot of play right now.

And "Methodist", thanks for your "input" and feel free to use "names" instead of quotations and stuff like "he/she who shall remain nameless" crap.

Why are you cheating on me already LSG? Haven't I treated you right?

are you talking to me?

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
are you talking to me? Yes Dereka, YOU!

Damn, he bustin' out the real name, now I AM in big trouble.

well kimura, it's like this....i dont see a ring on this finger so step back and let me work it.

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
Damn, he bustin' out the real name, now I AM in big trouble.

well kimura, it's like this....i dont see a ring on this finger so step back and let me work it. Now I'm gonna have to befriend Bella again. Do you really want me to resort to that?

Bella's a big girl, she can handle you....

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
Bella's a big girl, she can handle you.... Just so you know, she pm'd me first, but now she breaks on me because of you lsg. Damn, first Matt Jensen and now methodist. When will the cheating end?

I haven't even begun...

Cheating? Ey, if your girl comes to me in the first place.. you're not satisfying her enough. So it's my duty, as a nice guy that I am, to completely satisfy her and complete her in the ways you could not, and never will be able to complete her in.

As Conan O'Brien says:

"It is my duty, to please that booty."

Matt Jensen is a regular Milf Hunter.

Well Matt, you're a better man than I am but what the hell you gonna do about methodist now? You've just inherited a world of problems with LSG.

I raise my fist to pointless drama. But, if for some reason I made some1 mad, I didn't mean to. We can arrange to meet in person if you like.. where I will take a bat to your knees and shoulders, chain your feet together with two 50lb. weights, throw you off of the Golden Gate bridge and watch you drowned while you sink to the bottom of the sea floor. I don't do well with drama that I don't need.

I would unload 10 rounds in you before you even got your bat up.

***** you better make all those ten rounds land in both my legs so I don't keep runnin at your ass. Then that might not even save you cuz I'll start crawlin real fast Exhorsist Style after your ass, then ****in get ontop of you and start eat'n you. You don't wanna be ****in ripped apart by my teeth and eat'n do you? .. you're best bet is to unload all ten rounds into my head. But who's to say I'm not gunna come back with my rage-filled demonic spirit and torchure and rape you every night? :noangel:

Damn! What if I get the only other poster with a gun, HockeyFighter, to shoot you from the other side? Would that make it more exciting?

Would that make it more exciting?

Yes, I might just errupt with all of my passion all over you. Better be wearin goggles so I don't blind you when it lands on your face!!

You better have some super sperm cause Hockey will be on the other side; not even Superman could hit 2 targets at the same time.

this thread has really veered off into a whole new dimension....

It ussualy does when I start posting a lot, lol.

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
this thread has really veered off into a whole new dimension.... Doesn't it always?

I have a good feeling that Hockeyfigher will not want to be involved in this.

Azn and LSG, come take a shower with me.:lovers:

Hockey never backs down from a gun fight, especially when the other guy is unarmed.

Shower with LSG? I'm game.

Sweet. ..50 bucks says I can make you orgasm more times in one session than any other man before me.

$50?? I'll take that bet.....

hell...you can keep the $50...I'll do this for free

And I'll bring a camera.

Sorry bro, I got this. Film woudn't turn out too good cuz of the low lighting. And because of how passionate we would be, we would need to keep other distractions out of sight so we can concentrate on the feeling of eachother only.

I didn't say you'd know I was there.

If you actually concentate on eachother, and actually get into the state of mind where NOTHING exhists outside of that momment and time, it's 10 ****ing times better. ..damnit now I'm in the mood.

There goes LSG cheating again, and with a girl no less.

God damn, why do men complain when their girls cheat on 'em with another girl? .. shoot, it's happened to me before, sept they didnt hide it from me cuz they knew I would be totaly kool with it. Why the hell do other guys trip over that? .. it's just if it's another man then some1's gunna die, but it's not.. its just another girl.

Originally posted by kimura
There goes LSG cheating again, and with a girl no less.

yeah, time to move on....find a girl who will love and respect you and all of that ****

How can a guy compete with a beautiful, hairless, voluptous body?

With testosterone.

Kimura is right. You owe me money.

there is no competition...

BEST THREAD EVER?

Well, nothing wrong with the guy speaking his mind. I love when people stir **** up, so kudos to Mr Methodist.

And where the **** is my Global girlfriend??? Do I not exude net machismo~!? HUH??

She's asleep, that's what happens right after I get my hands on 'em. I know, not somethin your used to happening afterwards. But let her rest, it was pretty intense and exhausting.

Squezze, she is not your girlfriend.

Originally posted by Waylander
That couple is by far more welcome here than you methodist.

Churchill said "If you want to find the problem with democracy have a five minute conversation with the average voter"

Sometimes I feel that way about this, seems like everyone wants to have a say in what goes on, but as soon as any "censorship" happens jack offs like yourself start whining, why is so and so banned, where is my thread, my posts are gone, couples can't send notes to each other but me and my posse can insult people with everypost waaah waah.


Something you don't understand Waylander is that the average voter is uneducated on what he is voting on. I see no need for me to involve myself with these people's personal lives for me to share input on their actions within the forum. All I speaking on is said actions within the forum. In other words, your analogy with Churchill is baseless and moot. Thanks for trying though, it was an interesting shot at coming off intelligent.

I have never whined about missing threads. Probably wouldn't notice a missing thread since I have what 10 posts here? Also funny that you try to preach to me about them being welcome all the while insulting the "average poster" in your precious forum. I didn't see too many of them upset to see my point of view?

If you have any further problems you can PM me, or post them. But don't try to sound smart, you only come off arrogant and uneducated.

Originally posted by kimura
Squezze, she is not your girlfriend.


What the hell are you talking about?

Originally posted by Squezze
What the hell are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Here is what I am talking about....if you scroll down a page I have posted on, my av looks like a penis...now THAT is some weird ****!

LSG that kinda looks liek my flacid penis.

Exactly! I did not see it at first, but there is an uncanny resemblence.

how would you know?

you have never seen my penis.


YOUR A LIAR!

But I still wuv you. :)

LSG's av makes my pants tight

I don't like that type of flogger that the mistress is holding. i like it when the tails have more of a give in them, like a more flexible material or even chain-mail. but you can tell how small of a give they have in your avatar by how it hangs when held sideways.

I cant believe I read all the garbage in this thread.........

It looks like its hanging quite loosely.

how much more give do you want?

Originally posted by kimura
What are you talking about?


Dude, you never make any sense at all.