View Full Version : I want to kill Avril Lavigne


Fallout
01-08-2003, 11:39 PM
Who is with me? We can **** her silly, and then shoot her in the ****ing head.

I hate her, and I want her to die

handjobs4dollars
01-08-2003, 11:42 PM
I'm down with that. Only if i get to **** her first and you give me a ride there.

CrashZero
01-08-2003, 11:42 PM
i'd be in just for the tang

Fallout
01-08-2003, 11:42 PM
3 of us, 3 holes.

We can draw straws

The Ensanity
01-08-2003, 11:43 PM
I would choke her to death...with my dick of course

I hate her too. But make no mistake, Id hit it.

handjobs4dollars
01-08-2003, 11:46 PM
Woohoo, who's the trigger man. No wait i don't want to know. Legal reasons.

wondermut
01-08-2003, 11:50 PM
Yes...........kill her

seldomTap
01-08-2003, 11:51 PM
I would only be interested in doing her after death when rigomortis sets in

HockeyFighter
01-08-2003, 11:54 PM
I'd also hit it

Fallout
01-09-2003, 12:00 AM
I worked with a chick that looked like her and sadly has as anoying as her. I would also like to make that chick gag on my ****

Silver Wolf
01-09-2003, 12:04 AM
I can't believe she's so popular. I almost never hear about her but I don't follow that type of pop rock at all. I think she's kind of cute...I'd hit it of course.

Bella
01-09-2003, 12:13 AM
**** YOU ALL.

She rocks and you know it.

"WHY YOU GOTTA GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICAAATTEED??!"

CrashZero
01-09-2003, 12:14 AM
o gosh the estregen runs high now....

handjobs4dollars
01-09-2003, 12:14 AM
Kill bella too.

The Ensanity
01-09-2003, 12:16 AM
Bella. She is fake. She is an ass.

Bella
01-09-2003, 12:18 AM
You're an ass.

The Ensanity
01-09-2003, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Bella
You're an ass. NONONONO. I got ass, but Im not an ass

handjobs4dollars
01-09-2003, 12:22 AM
How much, you want to bet, that bella loved the spice girls.

The Ensanity
01-09-2003, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by gman
How much, you want to bet, that bella loved the spice girls. She only liked a few of them

Bella
01-09-2003, 12:24 AM
Baby spice and Posh.

handjobs4dollars
01-09-2003, 12:25 AM
Ghey

The Ensanity
01-09-2003, 12:26 AM
Posh is a *****. If you seen her on the Daily Show, you know what Im talkin bout

box_banger
01-09-2003, 09:10 AM
First alanis morisette (sp) and now avril. what the hell are you canadians doing to make these women so hostile? :)

Waylander
01-09-2003, 09:59 AM
True. I prefer a slut image like Christina Ageulera and Britney to a little skater chick.

I am retracting my statement.

I think the band Creed should be killed way before Avril. Those **** and there wanna be Morrison/Jesus singer getting shoved down my throat with there lame ass music and hypocritical lyrics.

Bzob
01-09-2003, 10:22 AM
I want to kill too, I just do not know who we are talking about

Fallout
01-09-2003, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by Waylander
True. I prefer a slut image like Christina Ageulera and Britney to a little skater chick.

I am retracting my statement.

I think the band Creed should be killed way before Avril. Those **** and there wanna be Morrison/Jesus singer getting shoved down my throat with there lame ass music and hypocritical lyrics.

STFU

She got to you, didn't she?

Waylander
01-09-2003, 10:24 AM
Im just a skater boi.

Fallout
01-09-2003, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by Waylander
Im just a skater boi.

Women are evil man, fight her!

Waylander
01-09-2003, 10:30 AM
I am dependent on blow jobs. I don't think I will ever win this fight.

Fallout
01-09-2003, 10:31 AM
Where is Lenny when you need him?

GhosT^x0
01-09-2003, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Creed
Who is with me? We can **** her silly, and then shoot her in the ****ing head.

I hate her, and I want her to die

At the risk of sounding like a turd, I have to disagree with you on this one, because Avril Lavigne is SMOKIN hot, probably better looking than both Christina Agui-GilaMonster and Brittney Spears ho combined, and her music is actually way higher caliber than both of theirs too. I think chicks like Avril are good for the music scene.

Oh, and I understand she's French Canadian.... mmmmm....

RTR
01-09-2003, 11:19 AM
I have read absolutely no posts on this thread, but killing Miss Avril is not cool, she's awesome!

handjobs4dollars
01-09-2003, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0


Oh, and I understand she's French Canadian.... mmmmm....

She's not french canadian just canadian.

Bzob
01-09-2003, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Waylander
Im just a skater boi.

I hate her too! YAY I can be part of the lynch mob

GhosT^x0
01-09-2003, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by gman
She's not french canadian just canadian.

That's just fine with me. Canada has some of the most beautiful women in the world. I **** you not.

RTR
01-09-2003, 11:33 AM
I bet Avril could beat the **** out of Bzob, and then he would just add her to his "****e list"

box_banger
01-09-2003, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
That's just fine with me. Canada has some of the most beautiful women in the world. I **** you not.

yes they do. everytime i go there i have the ol' ball and chain with me so i have to sneak looks at them. i think avril's a little cutie. i wish she would shed the sk8r gurrrrrrrl **** though and dress like a chick.

ParazIT
01-09-2003, 11:49 AM
Avril....that ****ing posh skater mother****er should die...I would love to kill her with punches...I'll go vitor all over her and I won't stop until she's dead....****ing cunt...

RTR
01-09-2003, 11:53 AM
YOU'D HAFTA GO THROUGH ME FIRST!

Mr. Beelzebub
01-09-2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by ParazIT
Avril....that ****ing posh skater mother****er should die...I would love to kill her with punches...I'll go vitor all over her and I won't stop until she's dead....****ing cunt...

BWAHAHAHA!!
Araz... 2 questions:
Old Vitor or new Vitor? and...
Who is that skinny **** in your av?

lil'surfer girl
01-09-2003, 11:55 AM
RTR is gettin soft on us...

RTR
01-09-2003, 11:57 AM
soft? go look at that thread started by that new crash guy and tell me that!

Bzob
01-09-2003, 11:59 AM
RTR is limp

Mr. Beelzebub
01-09-2003, 12:02 PM
Am I the only one that doesn't find this ***** attractive?
I would hang her skinny ass by her stupid tie and punch her in the ****ing stomach until she pukes blood...mmm...

ParazIT
01-09-2003, 12:03 PM
I'll go old vitor style throu anyone that's in my way...

and the skinny **** is me, read my "I hate the world" thread..

RTR
01-09-2003, 12:06 PM
she's hot for sure

ParazIT
01-09-2003, 12:08 PM
all she got is make up, could someone post the before-she-went-celeb pic...

Mr. Beelzebub
01-09-2003, 12:12 PM
How can you think this is hot?
http://www.kissfm.com/timages/page/avril/images/P1010005_jpg.jpg

GhosT^x0
01-09-2003, 12:20 PM
Easily. She rocks. Now **** off all of you.

Araz, you don't go old Vitor on GhosT^x0, cuz GhosT^x0 goes Tito on you with the ground and pound.

GhosT^x0
01-09-2003, 12:25 PM
http://www.avrillavigne.com/images/photo7.jpg

That's gonna be my girlfriend one day.

Bella
01-09-2003, 12:25 PM
GO Dave, GO Dave!

Waylander
01-09-2003, 12:37 PM
I think she is alot better than what most 14 year olds are listening to. Give me Avril over backstreet or nsync anyday!

ParazIT
01-09-2003, 12:45 PM
yeah ghost
really nice girlfriend
http://www.kissfm.com/timages/page/avril/images/P1010005_jpg.jpg
I really like the gayflag thing on the arm...

ohh if my old Vitor style doens't I shift to Frank Shamrock style...

handjobs4dollars
01-09-2003, 12:49 PM
Thats just nasty looking

Silver Wolf
01-09-2003, 01:25 PM
That's just a bad pic of her. You can find bad pics of mostly any celeb online. Everyone has bad pics.

ParazIT
01-09-2003, 01:41 PM
actually thats one of the good pics...

Wushu
01-09-2003, 04:19 PM
She looks like any normal crankwhore

ParazIT
01-09-2003, 05:52 PM
that's right!

The Ensanity
01-09-2003, 05:53 PM
This has got to be the best thread ever

Squezze
01-09-2003, 06:01 PM
Avril writes her own songs and can play an instrument, so she gets a little of my respect right off the bat. She gets a little more of my respect cause her music is different than just about anything thats out there now. She's UBER hot and Canadian to boot, so it's all good.

Plus her new song makes me wanna cry

I don't know who you are but I.....I'm with you...... :(

ParazIT
01-09-2003, 08:21 PM
she's got nothing on the cheeky girls

http://www.cheeky-girls.com/images/heat-photo.jpg

LukeDothSucketh
01-09-2003, 08:22 PM
No way. No way in hell does she have anything on those cheeks.

ParazIT
01-09-2003, 08:28 PM
I rather **** a tree than **** Avril.
But I'll **** thoose twins for free...

Fallout
01-09-2003, 08:50 PM
Oh, I'd **** her. I would just keep my **** in her mouth so she couldn't sing anymore.

ParazIT
01-09-2003, 08:55 PM
then never take it out...I don't want to hear her voice...

LukeDothSucketh
01-09-2003, 09:03 PM
I'd just kill her. She's brutal.

ParazIT
01-09-2003, 09:09 PM
hate the *****

Fallout
01-09-2003, 09:58 PM
she is hot though. At least her music videos have some value as long as your remote has a mute button

Fallout
01-09-2003, 09:59 PM
Hell, I would have no use for the country music station if my tv didn't have a mute button

realkaps
01-09-2003, 10:16 PM
Id hit it but she isnt all that great, I hate her music and being canadian is reason enough to be killed.......

Lei Tong
01-09-2003, 10:21 PM
Actually, she doesn't really play her own instrument all that much, it's more or less for show. Secondly, I don't care how hot the girls is, she is quite the naive moron. It's one thing to know nnothing about music before Matchbox Twenty, but when you prove you know jack **** about what goes on in the world, something tells me you need to get your head out of your ass.

Also, isn't saying she's better than the likes of Christina and Britney like saying being beaten over the head with a hammer is better than getting stomped in the nuts?

Silver Wolf
01-09-2003, 11:39 PM
she is quite the naive moron.

Well, let's be fair here, most 18 year olds are naive morons. Nothing new there.

ParazIT
01-10-2003, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by Lei Tong

Also, isn't saying she's better than the likes of Christina and Britney like saying being beaten over the head with a hammer is better than getting stomped in the nuts?

BWHAHAHAHAHH ROTFLMAO