And if any of you panty sniffing freaks come a knocking I am going to **** you up something fierce. I am talking rusty screws and my Dewalt. I am talking about renting chipper and sticking your foot in it and keeping you alive to do the otherone later. I am talikng sewing needles in your eye balls with your lids propped open. So heed my warning and **** off

So your daughters are cute huh? hook me up foolio!!!

A real man would've brought a baby boy into this world...you're a failure as a man....
I love you Bzob, congrats.

woo hoo

-another great post by Big-g

Congrats, bzob and Kato!!

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
A real man would've brought a baby boy into this world...you're a failure as a man....
I love you Bzob, congrats.


:(

We are all happy for you! Well as happy we can be for you being surrounded by women. Or women to be.

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
So your daughters are cute huh? hook me up foolio!!!

You will have to pay for that Matt.

Aren't they really young or something? I wouldn't be interested until they're at least 14.

Be like my brother and raise them as lesbians if you don't want them getting involved with the wrong types of men.

Post some pics of 'em!! .. I like nun outfits and lil school girl outfits. Thanks. :lovers:

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
Post some pics of 'em!! .. I like nun outfits and lil school girl outfits. Thanks. :lovers:

Oh, **** that was great! This is one of those situations where you just know there's a perfect joke to be made and you did it!

Welcome to puberty.

Oh man...I wouldn't even say anything like that........that's bad

lol

Can i get on the ****e list?

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Welcome to puberty.

thank you I can not wait.

Matt please stopp posting on this thread i am getting angry...and you wouldnt like me when i am angry

Damnit stop boiling my noodle. I'm just yolk'n your egg, pop a cup of jabba and chill hommie g-funk. But I really do have a thing with school girls, nuns, hmm, and gangster girls too.

You'd better have 4 ****ing phone lines installed. It's hell...

Congrats Bob and Kato! =]

Not sure wether you need congratulations or condolences...

Congrats.....

Congrats to the both of you. She is gonna be absolutely gorgeous.

I was the first to predict that this would be a baby girl, and all of you except Bzob can **** off because of it. I am almighty and you are not.

Congratulations, Bob-O and Kato.

I happen to disagree with you Dave.....

What are you gonna do 'bout that?

Nothin.

<--- wuv Tammy.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Nothin.

<--- wuv Tammy.

***** :fu:

She aint that tuff Dave, just watch out when she chases you with a knife trying to bobbitize you.

Me = wuv Dave too.

Creed, you know you feel the same way. There's no need for the pretense.

As for you, Justin Record - :lovers:

act all cute now, but i know the bobbitizing truth....

That hurts.... :(

The truth is good.

Congrats to both of you Bzob and Kato...Bzob, best get that shotgun loaded and ready next to the lounge chair to keep the horny dogs at bay!

congrats

We both bought guns and chastity belts, we bought shares at trojan and I have my mom medical book of sexually transmitted diseases with 8x10 pictures of what the body parts look like when infected. All of this should be enough...

P.S. forgot to mention the lie detector we just got in the mail

Thank you everyone for the good wishes, I told Bzob we could always try one more time for the boy. Of course we would need a bigger house, cars, and we have to win the lotto ;)

Thank you all for the kind words.

Ghost - I knew it was a girl too.

are we going to try again for my boy my love? lol

Of course we will

don't make me get the hose

BTW, give thoses punks hell Bzob. Being one of them myself, your going to have your hands full

Originally posted by Kato
are we going to try again for my boy my love? lol

best thing about kids is making them. congrats you guys.

Thanks box