...am I the only one who finds Kelly Osbourne sexy? There's just something about her that screams, "Please Squezze, rail me.". She's the ****, yo.

*Ensanity looking really confused*
SEXY? HEEEELLLLL NO.

I hate her, Id rather **** Sharon.......

It's the fact she's famous.

If she wasn't, you'd be going on about how she's just an annoying, pudgy *****.

Id **** the nanny chick

Originally posted by Lei Tong
It's the fact she's famous.

If she wasn't, you'd be going on about how she's just an annoyingly pudgy *****.


Heh. No, I'd probably still want to rail her.

yeah, Melinda seems like she'd be quite the obedient housewife, as she let's even those little bastards pusher her around.

Originally posted by Squezze
Heh. No, I'd probably still want to rail her. I feel sorry for you

Well, you might have a chance. You can't be much worse than the Charles Manson-looking bastard she's dating now.

A match made in heaven

I vow, one day, that I will rail Kelly Osbourne. She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

You can have her

kelly = ugly

I'd **** her then marry her for the financial benefits.

wasn't she born slightly retarded?? She has that down syndrome look about her

I wouldnt doubt it seldom