The bastard wind has been viscious today aint it. Have any of you limey cunts been knocked on your arse by it? I bet exige hasnt, what with him only being 2 foot tall he's got a low center of gravity and can probably deal with the gails better than most.

Aparrently 7 people have died today. Well I ****in blame the muslims for it. We never had all this extreme weather malarkey until al quaida came along :nonono:

gods got bad wind DONK DONK DONK dirty twat

yeah my area has been hit bad. Hasn't knocked me down though, it would take 12 irish men with sledge hammers to put me anywhere near the floor.

gods got bad wind DONK DONK DONK dirty twat

That's what i was thinking. Yesterday the god fella must have had beans on toast for breaky and i bet saddam cooked him a right ****in spicy curry on the night.

Thank **** he didnt bend over and light his farts though, that's all i can say.

the old bastard needs to learn some manners,suppose old people get wind though,and hes in his billions now,he better sort that leaking piss bag of his out though im sick of all the rain

the old bastard needs to learn some manners,suppose old people get wind though,and hes in his billions now,he better sort that leaking piss bag of his out though im sick of all the rain

Aye, too ****in right. The god fella ought to get catheterised, I've got a bastard cold from getting soaked last weekend.

5 people died

5 people died

wow that's ****ed up

5 people died

you really have got a ****in answer for everythin aint ya lad!

tis on AOL

5 people died

all of them prostitutes and by your hands. :nonono:

5 people died

Stop lying yer prossie killer...the count is up to 8 now:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6272193.stm

ah yeh, I was out of date, cunt

ah yeh, I was out of date, cunt

You got systematically out-boxed by Hoff.

You don't have an answer for that do you, little arse wipe?!

Get yo welsh ass out of my face :mad:

Get yo welsh ass out of my face :mad:

Stop being so argumentative mattyboy. If i have to I'll smack you round the chops with me ****.

My dick slap has jaw breaking power

Tough as nails, me and Stinger.

Tough as nails, me and Stinger.

Get a good nights kip tonight so you're all raring to go tomorrow...and dont go tugging on your todger either. Save all yer energy little fella. We've got faith in you to win your first am fight.

5 people died

They were blown to death were they?

Dont gimmie that!

Typical biased news. They only tell u one side of the story. What about all the people that lived! ****ing millions!! That should be front page news!
Its a ****ing conspiracy!

Just coz a few old cobblers kicked the bucket on a windy day...its the winds fault? Bollocks.
What about all the babies that were born!
Or all the Buddists suffering with constapation?
I suppose that was the winds fault?

Which cloud should i sue for making Vodermans arse so chunky??

The bastard wind has been viscious today aint it. Have any of you limey cunts been knocked on your arse by it? I bet exige hasnt, what with him only being 2 foot tall he's got a low center of gravity and can probably deal with the gails better than most.

Aparrently 7 people have died today. Well I ****in blame the muslims for it. We never had all this extreme weather malarkey until al quaida came along :nonono:

Its ****in Wild eh! My works been brutal coz if it! Trees down left right and centre! Mite be sent down to England too

My shed roof has nearly blew off and my mum's conifer trees have uprooted it's been that bad!

And it's been a ***** trying to do roadwork in it :nonono: