hey there. howz it goin?:)

"whoreable"

Fine and dandy....how's work?

Some one wants some action.

stfu, RTR....I'll have Shannon kick your ass.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Some one wants some action.

....and I know someone (Luke) who aint gettin' none.

Why do you hurt me so?

You make it too easy....

Sounds like something O.J. Simpsons would say to your momma.

that was a bad momma joke...try again.

Yo momma's the joke.

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
Fine and dandy....how's work?

busy as hell. thought i'd take a brief break and say what up. how was the race? did you get naked and pour tequilla all over yourself like i told you to do???

No, I ate **** on the qualifying round and ****ed up my bike....ah well, it was not meant to be....I did drown my sorrows in tequila later that night fully clothed due to the 40 degree temperatures and most of it made it into my mouth....at least the first few shots did anyway.

Wasn't the onyl thing that got into your mouth.

That one better?

you ate ****?? EVEN BETTER!!!!!

GOD, this girl kicks severe ****ing ASS!!!

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Wasn't the onyl thing that got into your mouth.

That one better?

Much better....harsh, yet poignant.....kudos boychild, you are progressing quite timely.

Next we will work on "you're so fat" and the ever popular, "I know you are, but what am I" flames.....truly at art form unto it's own.

Finally a women that understand me. Move to Canada and be my wife. Hell you're liek 10 years older than me, be my mom!

Originally posted by Purity
you ate ****?? EVEN BETTER!!!!!

GOD, this girl kicks severe ****ing ASS!!!

yeah, I am the coolest :crazy2: $400 worth of damage and not a scratch on me....I don't feel like I earned it.

Did you see my pics in the multi forum?
Don't get excited...they are not of me, but thrilling, nonetheless.

no i didn't. i'll check em out pretty soon. howz sis' escrow goin?

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Finally a women that understand me. Move to Canada and be my wife. Hell you're liek 10 years older than me, be my mom!

This is where I tell you to eat **** and die.....


carry on

cool, poop. I like it.

Originally posted by Purity
no i didn't. i'll check em out pretty soon. howz sis' escrow goin?

Ok, I guess....no big catastrophe's as of yet.

I'm feeling the burn tonight.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Hell you're liek 10 years older than me, be my mom!

dude are you saying that your mother had you when she was 10???

whoa. never heard of it goin THAT young before :lol2:

A chick at ym high school is 16 and she's had two kids.

damn. now THAT's a swamp donkey!!! well, at least you know who to call if yer bored and need a ****.

I really don't want to be a dad.

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
Ok, I guess....no big catastrophe's as of yet.

that's because they just opened the deal :ghost:

feel free to lemme know if she has any questions or runs into any trouble. and have you made the burritos yet???

http://zoom.cafepress.com/1/1222861_zoom.jpg

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Finally a women that understand me. Move to Canada and be my wife. Hell you're liek 10 years older than me, be my mom!

Don't worry LSG I'd be your man, and at least i'm cute!

p.s.

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/pissoncanada.gif

That hurt.

you gonna take that **** luke???

Originally posted by Purity
that's because they just opened the deal :ghost:

feel free to lemme know if she has any questions or runs into any trouble. and have you made the burritos yet???

Okie dokie...and I have all the stuff to make them now...hmmm, maybe tonight!

Thanks for your offer Ben, I could really use a good man around the house!

I'm out of fresh sarcastic comments. Time for me to go atch T.V.

remember what i said about heating the tortillas. MANDA-MUTHER****ING-TORY!!!