Artist: Shaquille O'Neal
Album: You Can't Stop the Reign
Song: Straight Playin'

It's hard being this good
Yeah
Uh
Yeah

I took a stand in the 90's
Shook but heard turnin it
The fact that Shaq could leave a cold track burnin
Even though in the Tahoe
My whole crew could follow
I convoy 100,000 dollar car follow
Keep your eyes on the biggest big man in the era
Represent rap for all
Enrico Gates bring the terror
T,W,I s to the M The World Is Mine
I'm gonna shout till a thousand 99
I'm dope for breakin backboards easy
Even caught bills slippin
Like they greasy
Pockets stay cheesy
Believe me
I can stack your chips on the remix
And you still couldn't see me
Now pay me
Run to the border
Hit the water
Cause your style and your profile is out of order
I flow like a river
None come bigger
It's a fact big Shaq is just one bad

I like playin on the west side
Even though I miss playin on the east side
My girl Michelle still got my back and its alright
We could do it from the night until the daylight
**I got suckers from my past tryin to feel me
And all the ones gettin fresh tryin to kill me
A force goes through her body that could chill me**
There's nothing left for you to do but try to feel me

We can cut through the red tape
And bust through the fakers
Keep your eye on big Shaq
And put your money on the Lakers
I'm guaranteed
(You'll do what?)
I repeat i'm guaranteed
To bring it to your face indeed
Type of brother who can stay up all night and hit 40
After the game get naughty
And pull your shorty
And its hard to the next stage to bring it to your idol
Bring it to your whole team and bring home the title
Let my crew known for how we do when we travel
Let's straddle leavin folks grounded like gravel
Saddle up your horse and hit the course
It's your turn
You could stay in my face and watch your whole crew burn
Now some say I
Don't shine I
Know a different story, never lie
Come watch me fly the sky's no limit
And Shaq's no gimmick you can mimmick
But you front and your finished

I like playin on the west side
Even though I miss playin on the east side
My girl Michelle still got my back and its alright
We could do it from the night until the daylight
**I got suckers from my past tryin to feel me
And all the ones gettin fresh tryin to kill me
A force goes through her body that chill me**
There's nothing left for you to do but try to feel me

Now peace to the playa haters that hate me playin
Knock what I do knock what i'm sayin
I'm pullin out the red carpet and your inside it
Bring it to the front and light it and get excited
Trauma my good fellow mellow like a cello
Enrico Gonzalez one rich fellow
And watch me make your girl jiggle like jell-o
Whose world is this?
Over here baby hello

I like playin on the west side
Even though I miss playin on the east side
My girl Michelle still got my back and its alright
We could do it from the night until the daylight
**I got suckers from my past tryin to feel me
And all the ones gettin fresh tryin to kill me
A force goes through her body that could chill me**
There's nothing left for you to do but try to feel me

I like playin on the west side
Even though I miss playin on the east side
My girl Michelle still got my back and its alright
We could do it from the night until the daylight
**I got suckers from my past tryin to feel me
And all the ones gettin fresh tryin to kill me
A force goes through her body that could chill me**
There's nothing left for you to do but try to feel me

Rock on baby
Rock on baby
Oh yeah
Rock on and on
Oh yeah
I love Superman
I love Superman
I love Superman
I love Superman

I love the Westside, it's time to party
Whenever Superman is in the house
I love the ********, it's time to party
Whenever Superman is in the house

(Music repeats until end)

Holy mad gayness.

Originally posted by Bella
Holy mad gayness. Dont front. I know youre rapping along

Shaq is a man of many talents, sadly rapping is not one of them.....

Damnit, i thought this thread said "Shag baby" instead its this gay ****.

I thought that at first too......

No more Q's in the thread.

Originally posted by Waylander
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Shaq is a ***... fool flirtted with my ex, while he was married!!! my god and he says he "loves" his wife, bull****. happy to say my ex turned him down cuz she was with me, but still. i don't give a **** how big he is, I could take him out or ****in be hospitalized tryin. People look up to this mother ****er, and actually thinks he loves his wife. if only people knew how he cheats on his wife all the time and had ****ed up morals. Stupid slow mother ****er. Lazy eye ***** that *****es bout his hurt toe, so he hasto sit out of playin basketball.. "a mans game" buahHAHAHAHA!!!! Some1 shoot him please.. put him out of his misery.

:fu:Here's to Shaq:fu:

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
Shaq is a ***... fool flirtted with my ex, while he was married!!! my god and he says he "loves" his wife, bull****. happy to say my ex turned him down cuz she was with me, but still. i don't give a **** how big he is, I could take him out or ****in be hospitalized tryin. People look up to this mother ****er, and actually thinks he loves his wife. if only people knew how he cheats on his wife all the time and had ****ed up morals. Stupid slow mother ****er. Lazy eye ***** that *****es bout his hurt toe, so he hasto sit out of playin basketball.. "a mans game" buahHAHAHAHA!!!! Some1 shoot him please.. put him out of his misery.

:fu:Here's to Shaq:fu: He tried to hit on my sisters friend and told her he has 7 girlfriends at the time.

Buyea MAtt.

I still remember when "Sir" Charles Barkley dropped him on his ass!!
**** Shaq, eat a dick and ****ing die!

Everybody around my way knows that when he was a child he took more hormonal supplements than a race horse. Ask anybody in Newark, NJ.

weeman once lifted him...

http://miij4.homestead.com/files/romo2.jpg

Oh. That;s Hot.

yea i like it. it giving me a slight stiffy