Ive been chased by a few dogs, but the only animals to ever bite me have been snakes.......

Yeah i got chased by a chow, i kicked it in the face and it ran away, luckily i was on my bike or else i would have been munched on.

i was chased by a HUGE golden retriever for almost a mile then i threw a stick at it and it went home.

i have never been bit
i was almost bit by a tegu once though.

Does getting stung by a bee count?

Oh wait I take it back, I got bit by a rooster too......

I got bit by a hampster when I was young

My dog Jake bit my forearm just below the elbow when I tried to break up a fight he was in.....i have 2" scars across my arm and 4 puncture holes...he bit so hard, my hand/palm turned purple.

I have also been kicked by a horse, if that counts.

Yeah bein kicked by horse counts, the lady down the road got her faced stepped on by a horse.....

What the **** was she doing lying down in front of a horse?

I think she fell off......

I was biten many times by a Liger...

http://www.tigers-animal-actors.com/about/liger/ligerstand.JPG

Boy, did it hurt...
http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/magazines/images/223liger.jpg

mmmm... a killer kamikaze wasp stunt on my hand!!

I was chased by a flock of Canadian geese as a child.

I was chased by a flock of canadians...damn is was scary, they all were holding hockeysticks...

My friend's cat bit my left big toe while I was sleeping.

One of my ex's bout 4 years ago had a ****in beast of a dog, dunno what it is really. Was sneakin into her house late at night to sleep there, guess she forgot to lock the dog in the back, she ****in knew i was commin over!!! .. damn dog bit right behind my right knee.. mother ****er clamped on till i hit it once in the head, it was kinda dazed and walked away.. lol. ****er bit hard. .. although that ex got off on biting me too, WTF? No really.

One time I was beating an ex gf and she sicked her dog on me.

thats not even funny.

my brother got bit by a goose

I was attacked by a goose named harriet, I hated that thing with a passion.

Now that is amusing.

Aside from the usual dog and cat attacks, I remember a chicken owned by some old guy across the street (from my grandmother)attacking me when I was about 6.

I got bitten by a goldfish....

I was scratched up pretty bad for a cat.

http://mypage.uniserve.ca/~sbarclay/buttons2.gif

I have been bitten by a gerbil.

That's it.

Originally posted by Azn
I was scratched up pretty bad for a cat.
did someone scratch you *****?

Originally posted by ParazIT
I was chased by a flock of canadians...damn is was scary, they all were holding hockeysticks...


Sorry about getting that hockey team from the Kingston Maximum Security Prison after you, Araz. See, we're not allowed to have sea monkeys in Canada. Something about throwing the local flora and fauna out of wack, so I had to do my civic duty, and break those insane killers out of jail, to drive you back out to sea. Sorry dude.

You're not sorry. Don't even front.

Originally posted by Bella
You're not sorry. Don't even front.


You're right. I'm not sorry. I'd do it again too! DRIVE THOSE SEA MONKEYS BACK TO SEA~!!! **** DEM ****S

Ya heard me.