View Full Version : The Celebrity Matchmaker


Bella
01-05-2003, 11:17 PM
http://www.emode.com/tests/celebrity/
Here you go guys/gals. Go see who your celebrity match is if you're bored.


Linsey, your match is Brad Pitt!

Zen
01-05-2003, 11:21 PM
Cameron Diaz, I'd hit it, but not my ideal match.

HockeyFighter
01-05-2003, 11:22 PM
Jennifer Aniston

Kimura
01-05-2003, 11:27 PM
Why is everyone coming up with Cameron Diaz? This **** is rigged.

lil'surfer girl
01-05-2003, 11:29 PM
Dereka, your match is Mel Gibson!

DROOL!!

HockeyFighter
01-05-2003, 11:30 PM
My teen celebmatch is Jessica Alba. Wicked!!!!!!!

realkaps
01-05-2003, 11:36 PM
kaps, your match is Cameron Diaz!

I hate Cameron Diaz.....

Zen
01-05-2003, 11:38 PM
Zen420, your match is lil'surfergirl



Yes, my dream girl!!!!!!

lil'surfer girl
01-05-2003, 11:39 PM
Bwahahaha....now that was funny!

Zen
01-05-2003, 11:40 PM
It really happened I tell you, it's destiny!!!! We're supposed to meet at the Alabama/ Tennessee line and make lil'surferkids.

seldomTap
01-05-2003, 11:41 PM
Woohoo...I got Phyliss Diller!!

lil'surfer girl
01-05-2003, 11:43 PM
Well Zen, if emode says it is to be then who am I to argue?

Seldom....you're a stud!

seldomTap
01-05-2003, 11:44 PM
No ****...whose the man?

SELDOM!

Zen
01-05-2003, 11:44 PM
That's right LSG, resistance to the emode is futile!

VulgarTheClown
01-06-2003, 12:19 AM
Kate Hudson

Congratulations, you lucky schmuck — Hollywood "It Girl" du jour Kate Hudson is your celebrity dream girl. (Stop drooling and keep reading.) She may be married to Black Crowes rocker Chris Robinson, but we all know how quickly relationships come and go in Tinseltown, so don't cross her off your list just yet. Perhaps one day this hip, sexy young thing will be yours. (Yeah, right. But you can dream!) This drop-dead gorgeous golden child got her biggest break so far playing groupie Penny Lane in Cameron Crowe's Almost Famous, and if her success in it is anything to go by, you can drop the "almost" as of now. Sunny and ladylike with a little dash of edgy mystique, Goldie Hawn's daughter will really sock it to you. Her perfect mix of girl next door and glamour puss appeals to you — who wants a bubble-headed ingénue when you can have this intelligent, down-to-earth beauty? We'll sign you up for the next tour...

The Ensanity
01-06-2003, 02:45 AM
Britney Spears!!! I got Britney!!!

Kato
01-06-2003, 07:41 AM
Aylex, your match is Russell Crowe!

Who's that hunka, hunka burnin' love? That's easy, mate — it's Russell Crowe, your perfect celebrity match. The latest Wonder from Down Under, the studly Aussie has what it takes to get your pulse thumping. You can't resist his stubbled chin and manly physique, especially when he's sporting those teensy gladiator outfits. (We won't even mention that sexy accent...)

Leather
01-06-2003, 07:48 AM
Julia Roberts?!!...mmmmm...well, he has a lot of money!! HAHAHAHA

Aaron Bizarre
01-06-2003, 08:06 AM
why did I get Cameron Diaz? I was hopeing for Shakira.

The Jake
01-06-2003, 10:39 PM
Jarrod, your match is Julia Roberts!

Admit it — you didn't go see Erin Brockovich for the stirring story about one woman's fight against a gigantic utility company. You were there for the short skirts and cleavage. That's okay; we understand. After all, since box office darling Julia Roberts is your celebrity match, you can't help yourself. Read more about your celebrity match...

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What a ****en joke! I don't even LIKE her!

- The Jake

handjobs4dollars
01-06-2003, 10:43 PM
grant, your match is Anna Kournikova!

Game, set, match! You won't mind scoring "love" with tennis hottie Anna Kournikova across the net. The teenage bombshell is a ball of fire with looks and talent to spare. Sporty — she got her first tennis racket when she was five — sultry, and oh-so-sexy, she's exactly what you're looking for

The Jake
01-06-2003, 10:45 PM
Great, fockers here get Brit and Anna I get Julia ****en Roberts....

At least she's got red hair ;)

- The Jake

Bella
01-06-2003, 11:56 PM
Hey! There's nothing wrong with Julia.

Pretty Woman is one of my favorite movies.

box_banger
01-07-2003, 08:46 AM
jennifer aniston. my wife wont like it, but she doesnt like anything i like.

Mr. Beelzebub
01-07-2003, 11:33 AM
I got Julia Roberts...yeaaaah baby.

Waylander
01-07-2003, 01:13 PM
I dont need to take the test to know that Catherine Zeta Jones is the answer its gonna give me.

CTA likes fellatio
01-07-2003, 01:16 PM
You mean, you took the test and got Liberace and now you don't want to tell anyone. . .

Lei Tong
01-07-2003, 01:23 PM
There's nothing wrong with Julia... except for about 100 different things that drive me crazy to no end.

GhosT^x0
01-07-2003, 03:31 PM
I got Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.

OOooOoOoOoohh.