View Full Version : Oi, I've just been bombarded..


Shanus
01-08-2007, 03:32 PM
By none other than that ****ing ginge Mishra, after having my daily wank I come onto the Scene to check which yank is spamming my inbox, and what do I see? A red karma message from that little **** Mishra, the redheaded yank clearly can't come to terms with reality, if he's a ginger he's going to be treated like one with no ****ing back chat.

Now he said "Quit being a *****", so I'll do as he says and take the dictator role, I command you horde of Limeys to bombard that little orangitang with red karma and abuse!

Much love if you oblige. :luvbed:

Southpaw Stinger
01-08-2007, 04:05 PM
By none other than that ****ing ginge Mishra, after having my daily wank I come onto the Scene to check which yank is spamming my inbox, and what do I see? A red karma message from that little **** Mishra, the redheaded yank clearly can't come to terms with reality, if he's a ginger he's going to be treated like one with no ****ing back chat.

Now he said "Quit being a *****", so I'll do as he says and take the dictator role, I command you horde of Limeys to bombard that little orangitang with red karma and abuse!

Much love if you oblige. :luvbed:

I would have hit the ***** with red but I hate being told what to do so I must respectfully decline.

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 06:53 PM
Shanus, there was a report on newsnight tonight about how anti ginger feelings are increasing and how ginge's are suffering more and more abuse.

^True story.

P.S
I hit that ****in ginge with bad k for ya :luvbed:

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 07:03 PM
The ginge just sent me a love letter in reply to the bad k.

I had a feeling that your stalking no life jackass would come around after I ignored your internet clown friend of yours. Nice work, hope you get a life soon.

If he would of come out to play a bit earlier instead of hiding like a girl all of this could of been avoided :nonono:

Nah it couldnt though could it. He's a ****in ginge and shall suffer the consequences.

Oasis_Lad
01-08-2007, 07:03 PM
awright fellas ?

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 07:06 PM
awright fellas ?

Alright laddie me lovely lover you :luvbed:

Are you drunk yet?

I got knocked out of the pool comp in the second round :( It was a bit dodgy like but I cant have no complaints really.

The ginge hit me with a one star rating :nonono:

Oasis_Lad
01-08-2007, 07:09 PM
Alright laddie me lovely lover you :luvbed:

Are you drunk yet?

I got knocked out of the pool comp in the second round :( It was a bit dodgy like but I cant have no complaints really.

The ginge hit me with a one star rating :nonono:

**** that cunt!

and yes i am drunk.

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 07:14 PM
**** that cunt!
Indeed!

and yes i am drunk.

Good man. You never bleeding dissapoint me :luvbed: I had a few an all to calm me down and get relaxed for the pool.

Oasis_Lad
01-08-2007, 07:16 PM
Indeed!



Good man. You never bleeding dissapoint me :luvbed: I had a few an all to calm me down and get relaxed for the pool.

good man.

i have a perfect snack on the go.

two square sausages and two fried eggs all on the one piece. :luvbed: :banana:

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 07:26 PM
good man.

i have a perfect snack on the go.

two square sausages and two fried eggs all on the one piece. :luvbed: :banana:

Stop it now. You're makin me hungry again and I'm already fightin a vicious war with me beer belly. It thinks it got one over on me cause the evil ****er won a few battles during chrimbo and new year time but I'll ****in tell you this, the war is not bastard over yet. I've still got a few tricks up me sleeve.

Oasis_Lad
01-08-2007, 07:39 PM
Stop it now. You're makin me hungry again and I'm already fightin a vicious war with me beer belly. It thinks it got one over on me cause the evil ****er won a few battles during chrimbo and new year time but I'll ****in tell you this, the war is not bastard over yet. I've still got a few tricks up me sleeve.

just let it win.

it's more enjoyable that way.

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 07:54 PM
just let it win.

it's more enjoyable that way.

I've been letting it win for the last month or so and now it's gotten to like being a winner and turned into a smug cunt that thinks it can get away with anything. In fact it's quite similar to Jose Mourinho in that way. Maybe that's why I hate it so much.

Oasis_Lad
01-08-2007, 07:57 PM
I've been letting it win for the last month or so and now it's gotten to like being a winner and turned into a smug cunt that thinks it can get away with anything. In fact it's quite similar to Jose Mourinho in that way. Maybe that's why I hate it so much.

**** jose, love strachan!

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 08:01 PM
**** jose, love strachan!

Dont forget MO'N. He was a star for you and he'll do right by us as well. The man is a ****in great manager so he is.

Oasis_Lad
01-08-2007, 08:02 PM
Dont forget MO'N. He was a star for you and he'll do right by us as well. The man is a ****in great manager so he is.

i was gutted to see him go.

o'neil is a great though.

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 08:05 PM
i was gutted to see him go.

o'neil is a great though.

I was ****in ecstatic when he came to us.

It werent his fault he had to leave youse lot though. I mean if the mrs is ill you cant very well just **** her off and carry on as normal can you?

Unless you're married to a ginge, in which case I'd **** her off as soon as possible like.

Oasis_Lad
01-08-2007, 08:07 PM
I was ****in ecstatic when he came to us.

It werent his fault he had to leave youse lot though. I mean if the mrs is ill you cant very well just **** her off and carry on as normal can you?

Unless you're married to a ginge, in which case I'd **** her off as soon as possible like.

no you cant.

as much as i dislike man utd, i was chuffed to see larsson score.

hoff, wank untill your sore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g2jEkt_VGs

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 08:13 PM
no you cant.

as much as i dislike man utd, i was chuffed to see larsson score.

hoff, wank untill your sore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g2jEkt_VGs

I cant see it laddie but im assuming its that swedish old fart scoring against me boys. I was so ****in dissapointed when we lost that game.

I'm going to Old Trafford this weekend to see us play them again in the league. Unfortunately I've gotta sit in the ****in Stretford end with the bastard red scum. I really dont think I'll come out of there alive cause I wont be able to contain meself if we score and if they score and all the ****ers around me are jumping round like silly cunts then even on me best behaviour I'll be giving the bastards dirty looks.

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 08:16 PM
Ok I can see it now. I thought for a moment you was gonna be cruel and rub me nose in larssons goal but you wouldnt be cruel to me now would ya.

I'm stroking me member right now. I love to see the red scum lose and i'll love it so much if we beat em this weekend.

Oasis_Lad
01-08-2007, 08:16 PM
I cant see it laddie but im assuming its that swedish old fart scoring against me boys. I was so ****in dissapointed when we lost that game.

I'm going to Old Trafford this weekend to see us play them again in the league. Unfortunately I've gotta sit in the ****in Stretford end with the bastard red scum. I really dont think I'll come out of there alive cause I wont be able to contain meself if we score and if they score and all the ****ers around me are jumping round like silly cunts then even on me best behaviour I'll be giving the bastards dirty looks.

no!

it was nakamura scoring against man utd.

martin and petrov = you cunts hitting gold.

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 08:18 PM
no!

it was nakamura scoring against man utd.

martin and petrov = you cunts hitting gold.

I know, i can see it now.

We need a ****in striker though. We want keane or defoe but we aint gonna get them.

Oasis_Lad
01-08-2007, 08:21 PM
I know, i can see it now.

We need a ****in striker though. We want keane or defoe but we aint gonna get them.

who would you like to see ?

i have always been a fan of robbie keane as well.

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 08:25 PM
who would you like to see ?

i have always been a fan of robbie keane as well.

I've wanted us to sign Keane since back when he went to coventry. We had the chance to sign him then and he wanted to come to us but stingy ****in Doug Ellis wasnt prepared to spend 5 mill on him so the ****ty sky blues got him instead.

Oasis_Lad
01-08-2007, 08:28 PM
I've wanted us to sign Keane since back when he went to coventry. We had the chance to sign him then and he wanted to come to us but stingy ****in Doug Ellis wasnt prepared to spend 5 mill on him so the ****ty sky blues got him instead.

that was a **** one.

i think you should steal mcfadden from everton as he is wasted at those ****s.

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 08:34 PM
that was a **** one.

i think you should steal mcfadden from everton as he is wasted at those ****s.

I'd quite like us to take a gamble on that young gypsy striker freddy eastwood actually.

Oasis_Lad
01-08-2007, 08:36 PM
I'd quite like us to take a gamble on that young gypsy striker freddy eastwood actually.

it is all up to the man of course.

mcfadden would score 15 goals a season for you. i'd bet my house on that too.

TheHoff!
01-08-2007, 08:50 PM
it is all up to the man of course.

mcfadden would score 15 goals a season for you. i'd bet my house on that too.

Aye, he probably would and you always have a feeling with MO'N that if a player is willing to do his best for him then MO'N will get him believing in himself and playing ****in well, so you might be right. We certainly need someone to bang in some goals and its only really been barry this season and most of them have been from penalties.