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CTA likes fellatio
01-04-2003, 02:30 PM
Post your tributes/homages/worship of CTA in this thread.

James Fulton
01-04-2003, 02:31 PM
your like rtr's sidekick, so that makes you sort of cool

DOGGx0
01-04-2003, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by James Fulton
your like rtr's sidekick, so that makes you sort of cool what he said

lil'surfer girl
01-04-2003, 02:33 PM
CTA has a nice vocabulary....oh, and typing skills.

CTA likes fellatio
01-04-2003, 02:34 PM
RTR's sidekick???? What the ****?

James Fulton
01-04-2003, 02:34 PM
haha

CTA likes fellatio
01-04-2003, 02:35 PM
And to think I was ready to buy you a heavybag, ya bastard!

DOGGx0
01-04-2003, 02:35 PM
so he is your side kick?

RTR
01-04-2003, 02:35 PM
MUHAHAHAHA!!!

Waylander
01-04-2003, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by CTA likes fellatio
Holy rusted metal RTR!

Defense rests.

CTA likes fellatio
01-04-2003, 04:57 PM
That's pretty ****ing funny, dragonlance-boy.

Anyway, no, I am not RTR's sidekick, you idiots. Yeah, RTR posts more on the big forums like here and Sherdogs but that's only because I've been banned on those for longer than I can remember. Also, I can no longer use ezboards under threat of legal action so my profile is limited nowadays.

RTR's great at what he does but my resume takes a backseat to no one! And also, I run the world's greatest internet forum so there.

Now cut that **** out.

Zen
01-04-2003, 05:01 PM
Sounds to me like you have an inferiority complex Robin, oops, I mean CTA. Don't feel bad, somebody always has to play second fiddle to the star. Jordan had Pippen. Sponge Bob Square Pants has Patrick the Starfish. And RTR has you. We still all like you, but face the music, you've been riding his coattails for years now.

CTA likes fellatio
01-04-2003, 05:07 PM
You guys just don't know your history. . .


Banned on over 25 boards

Threatened with legal action by ezboard-legal

Asked to discontinue use of all ezboards by ezboard-legal

5 seperate ezboard global bannings (Coleman The Ape, Coleman The Ape Returns, Coleman The Ape Strikes Back, Coleman The Ape SBII, Coleman The Ape Hates EZboard Nazis)

2 Boards locked down (both ezboards)

6 email accounts banned on sherdog.net

Kempo Chris
01-04-2003, 05:10 PM
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/whoopdeedoo.jpg

Kempo Chris
01-04-2003, 05:12 PM
CTA u are a sick **** and i respect that

handjobs4dollars
01-04-2003, 05:12 PM
If your not his sidekick, does that mean your his *****.

CTA likes fellatio
01-04-2003, 05:12 PM
You look like a retard in that pic. . .

CTA likes fellatio
01-04-2003, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by gman
If your not his sidekick, does that mean your his *****.

I think you should shut the **** up before I make you my *****.

handjobs4dollars
01-04-2003, 05:18 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahha theres no way in hell your making me you *****. I don't like to get it up the ass, unlike you.

CTA likes fellatio
01-04-2003, 05:19 PM
Your Japanese cartoon avatar suggests otherwise. . .

RTR
01-04-2003, 05:20 PM
Oh man Apeman sure doesn't like being called my sidekick eh! I agree it would be annoying for him, that's like calling Jesus God's sidekick, y'know?

Anyway, Christopher Chaos does look pretty gay in the pic of him saying "Whoop Dee Doo" but what's even funnier than that is this:

Sounds to me like you have an inferiority complex Robin, oops, I mean CTA. Don't feel bad, somebody always has to play second fiddle to the star. Jordan had Pippen. Sponge Bob Square Pants has Patrick the Starfish. And RTR has you. We still all like you, but face the music, you've been riding his coattails for years now.

I really laughed at that!!!

CrashZero
01-04-2003, 05:21 PM
http://www.junkscience.com/images/robin.gif

http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/pictures/coleman2.jpg
http://www.4kids.org/backissues/2001/4kidsHTML06-17-01/logo/ape.jpeg

alright since your not cool with the sidekick thing you are now the official side wack of RTR

:devil

handjobs4dollars
01-04-2003, 05:22 PM
Right, great comeback. Work on it for a few years and it just might become funny.

CTA likes fellatio
01-04-2003, 05:23 PM
Thomas McPike is my sidekick. How can a sidekick have a sidekick? Huh? HUH? YOU ARE ALL ****ING STUPID!

CTA likes fellatio
01-04-2003, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by gman
Right, great comeback. Work on it for a few years and it just might become funny.

Yeah, I can tell you've got the comebacks down pat, Astro-Boy.

RTR
01-04-2003, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by CTA likes fellatio
Yeah, I can tell you've got the comebacks down pat, Astro-Boy.

GAAAAAAAME OVEEEEEEEER!!!

James Fulton
01-04-2003, 05:55 PM
haha this thread became awesome

look what i did with my comment

Zen
01-04-2003, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by CTA likes fellatio
You guys just don't know your history. . .


Banned on over 25 boards

Threatened with legal action by ezboard-legal

Asked to discontinue use of all ezboards by ezboard-legal

5 seperate ezboard global bannings (Coleman The Ape, Coleman The Ape Returns, Coleman The Ape Strikes Back, Coleman The Ape SBII, Coleman The Ape Hates EZboard Nazis)

2 Boards locked down (both ezboards)

6 email accounts banned on sherdog.net

We know our CTA history, you've only told us 72 times since you were unbanned. Quit living off of past glory and get to work! When's the last time your were banned? Your getting a little to complacent. Your reminding me of Al Bundy talking about "the touchdown" he scored in highschool. Quit the reminiscing and get back to pissing people off.

handjobs4dollars
01-04-2003, 11:38 PM
Thats was four touchdowns in one game.

Big-g
01-04-2003, 11:49 PM
who the **** cares how much youve been banned?

Squezze
01-04-2003, 11:56 PM
Coleman the Ape rules about as much as your first joint. Well, maybe not that much, but he's good to heave rocks at.

RTR
01-05-2003, 12:30 PM
Heave rocks at? If I didn't like you (your sig line and location make me like you) I would say something about that...um, Pink Floyd is ****ing sweet eh?

Kimura
01-05-2003, 01:55 PM
Make a free board like ShootoKing's at www.proboards.com

RTR
01-05-2003, 06:10 PM
I had one but David Blaine aka Shootoking got it shut down on me. That bastard...

Kimura
01-05-2003, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by RTR
I had one but David Blaine aka Shootoking got it shut down on me. That bastard... So make another one.