I love you../

Goodnighte./

I'll fist YOU!

I'll be rat arsed tomorrow watching the playoffs

I am drunk myself

























'arg

Normally I would be too......however I am sick and trying to get better so I can go out and get ****ed up Monday night while watching my Gators win the national championship.............

I have to check into any thread regarding drugs or alchohol.

The judge mandated it.

I just got up about half an hour ago and i have a bloody gash down me shin and my leather jacket is scuffed :( **** knows how I got home last night.


Shanus, I'm ready for you babe :moon:

I just got up about half an hour ago and i have a bloody gash down me shin and my leather jacket is scuffed :( **** knows how I got home last night.


Shanus, I'm ready for you babe :moon:

Leather, eh?

Kinky. :luvbed:

Leather, eh?

Kinky. :luvbed:

You got me. It was my gimp suit really.

I'm afraid it's ruined :(

You got me. It was my gimp suit really.

I'm afraid it's ruined :(

Valentines day isn't long away, I can always get you a new one.

Besides, a ginge sold me the other one.. so go to the doctors and take your tetanus jab, just incase like.

Besides, a ginge sold me the other one.. so go to the doctors and take your tetanus jab, just incase like.

****in 'ell Shanus, thats worse than barebacking a geezer then when you're done whispering in his ear "btw, I've got aids".

i was also very drunk last night,it was a good night though,singing candle in the wind walking around the village,then coming home moaning about my ex 2 shanus,cant beat it

I know mate, but it was a ****ing bargin.

Don't worry though, I gave the little **** a mouthful, he won't approach me again.

i was also very drunk last night,it was a good night though,singing candle in the wind walking around the village,then coming home moaning about my ex 2 shanus,cant beat it
Sounds like a good un.

When I got home I was planning to stay online for a bit longer and give laddie and southpaw a good seeing to but it was too much effort to type properly so I just ****ed off to bed.

I know mate, but it was a ****ing bargin.

Don't worry though, I gave the little **** a mouthful, he won't approach me again.
I hope you gave him the ****in hairdryer treatment so bad he was left traumatised and will never show his pale face in public again.