Just got off training.. ****in dead and sore. And I have nothing at all to do tonight cuz all my hommies are outta town or doin ****. Got any suggestions?

Call me up and let's have phone sex baby! We can talk about the time we jumped the fence and got all bloody.

you know, on the real.. that story was true with one of my ex's, but i put ur name in the story instead of her. And damnit I have no one.. and im thinkin bout my ex. I need to get laid.

Call an escort service then; it's legal you know. The loophole in the law is whatever you do behind closed doors is your business. My buddies on the job do that **** all the time, but they hide their shields when the girls come.

You got a car? You got eggs? Do you know where to find hookers on Sunset?

I've never, nor will ever haveto pay for sex.

Order somthin off the spice channel and jerk off......

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
I've never, nor will ever haveto pay for sex. That's what they all say. I have never actually paid for sex, but do lap dances count?

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
I've never, nor will ever haveto pay for sex. NONOONONONO. Throw eggs at hookers. Its more fun than it sounds.

Originally posted by Coathanger Abortion
NONOONONONO. Throw eggs at hookers. Its more fun than it sounds.


LOL!!!!! Oh man, that comment reminded me of high school......****, I really do miss high school