And I have no clue as to where it came from. I've given my finger a detailed inspection, and I see no wounds. Which leads me to one of three conculsions

1) I've got a cut on another part of my body OTHER than my finger

2) I acidentally got someone elses blood on my finger from a doorknob or something

or

3) Last night I was walking in my sleep and I somehow ended up outside and found a bum sleeping in my backyard. I went into a rage and attacked the bum, driving my finger through his eyeball straight into his brain, while still technically asleep. I then walked back to bed and woke up some time later to find the blood in question.

It might of been when you woke up this morning, after you were done fingering yourself real hard, u didnt wash your hands.

You're out of your mind.

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
It might of been when you woke up this morning, after you were done fingering yourself real hard, u didnt wash your hands.

took the words out of my mouth!!! damn you!!!:cuss:

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
It might of been when you woke up this morning, after you were done fingering yourself real hard, u didnt wash your hands.


But, I'm a man dammit. I sure as hell wasn't fingering my ass, for Jebus sakes. The blood is still a mystery.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
You're out of your mind.


Yes. Yes I might be. But my mommy loves me and that's all that counts. :crazy2:

Now i know u didnt wash your hands after you fingered your ass.. so what happened to the **** that was left on your finger when u pulled it out? did u lick it off?

ugh wash your hands and take a hep C test just in case...ugh lol

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
Now i know u didnt wash your hands after you fingered your ass.. so what happened to the **** that was left on your finger when u pulled it out? did u lick it off?


Dude! There was no ass fingering involved. The blood on my finger is still a mystery, but if there's one thing I know for sure, is that it's not ass blood. No way is it ass blood.

Your ass isn't still bleedin is it? damn dude. I dunno, i know u wouldnt wanna go to the doctor for that, understandable. Try jammin cotton-swabs up there.. and for god sake man, wash your hands!!!

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
Your ass isn't still bleedin is it? damn dude. I dunno, i know u wouldnt wanna go to the doctor for that, understandable. Try jammin cotton-swabs up there.. and for god sake man, wash your hands!!!


My ass isn't bleeding at all! Senor Jensen=loco gringo, or something.

And I just washed my hands a few minutes ago, trying to find a cut on my finger.

lmfao@matt and mr. squezze fingers!

Originally posted by Dogg
lmfao@matt and mr. squezze fingers!


Dude, you wanna smell my finger? :devil

Originally posted by Squezze
Dude, you wanna smell my finger? :devil

yes.

why is that wrong?

I want to suck on your finger as I squeeze your nipples gently. Then get one of those **** chunks from your finger in my mouth, kiss you and put it in your mouth with my tongue, and let you chew it and suck on it till it desolves into liquid.

Originally posted by Dogg
yes.

why is that wrong?


No, there's nothing wrong with wantiing to smell my finger which could be ridden with filth and disease due to the forign blood which was dried up on it. No nothing at all.

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
I want to suck on your finger as I squeeze your nipples gently. Then get one of those **** chunks from your finger in my mouth, kiss you and put it in your mouth with my tongue, and let you chew it and suck on it till it desolves into liquid.


me too!!! me too!!!:)

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
I want to suck on your finger as I squeeze your nipples gently. Then get one of those **** chunks from your finger in my mouth, kiss you and put it in your mouth with my tongue, and let you chew it and suck on it till it desolves into liquid.


That's ****ing ill, dude. I think YOU may be the one out of your mind. You ain't touching my nipples, man. I'm as straight as Wilt Chamberlain.

Originally posted by Squezze
No, there's nothing wrong with wantiing to smell my finger which could be ridden with filth and disease due to the forign blood which was dried up on it. No nothing at all.

ahhh. i can't wait. u just made it sound like a full course meal :)

thank you kind sir, thank you

come to daddy.

This thread has gotten really creepy. I'm gonna go into my backyard to look for any dead vagrants.

Aww, my poor bird. For is it I that make you sorrow on this eve, before the morrow? I will not proceed in pleasures sought, if you dont want that deed that I once thought.

*looking around*

daddy? DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYY?!

Back from my backyard. All I found was some used condoms and a half eaten dog. So I guess I couldn't have brutally murdered a bum sleeping in my backyard. So, the blood is still a mystery.

LMAO @ this thread.

BEST THREAD EVER!

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/this_thread_rocks.jpg

TTT for the REAL best thread ever.