1. She is like an atomic oven under the covers at night- her body temp is super high

2. She asks me questions and already has an answer, so it does not matter what i say.

3. She called me gay

4. I peed on her leg again and she said "ugh"

5. She hates my cat

6. She had a "Flock of sea gulls" hair cut and will not admit it.

7. Yesterday she told me she hated me.

we need pics of that hair cut!

Post some pics of you and her in bed for us.

its a Chelsea Bzob! not a flock of seagulls

hahaha

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
Post some pics of you and her in bed for us.

Maybe if you are lucky "spanky"

Maybe if you are lucky "spanky"

What the **** does that mean?

Have you ever seen "Tommy Boy" ?

no

maybe the pissing on her could have down it?

The man drinks vodka like its going out of style and I am the one that is making him warm not the alcohol...ok

1. I never even touch him while he sleeps

2. His apnea/snoring sessions keep me up all night and you dont see me *****ing

3. His cat is a ****ing pain in the ass that whines to come in and then ****ing whines all night to get out of the house

4. Bzob pisses and it feels like acid yet you didnt see me *****ing about it

5. Bzob made me late for work this am yet I did not ***** about it

6. Bzob constant *****ing is turning his dick in to a twat

7. Bzob fights in less then a month a is not taking it seriously

lol@kato

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kato
The man drinks vodka like its going out of style and I am the one that is making him warm not the alcohol...ok

1. I never even touch him while he sleeps

2. His apnea/snoring sessions keep me up all night and you dont see me *****ing

3. His cat is a ****ing pain in the ass that whines to come in and then ****ing whines all night to get out of the house

4. Bzob pisses and it feels like acid yet you didnt see me *****ing about it

5. Bzob made me late for work this am yet I did not ***** about it

6. Bzob constant *****ing is turning his dick in to a twat

7. Bzob fights in less then a month a is not taking it seriously

Quote:

LOL, I love you so much, you make everyday seem just a little longer that the previous day.

You mean Vodka is not going out of stye?

I forgot to mention that its true..I do hate him

they sound like they're eighty.

no Luke, I am just pregnant and he is on a constant hang over ;)..its all games lol

I am not on a hang over. She gets my hangovers when i drink
, That is why she is mad

this is for Kato to make her happy again:

I Ran
I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

Reached out a hand to touch your face;
You're slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out a hand to try again;
I'm floating in a beam of light with you;
A beam of light with you.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

You are so going to get ecoli next time you eat buddy....it was a Chelsea God bless it!

K, if ur gunna write a gushy poem, get rid of the Tyson avatar god damnit.

Please dont poisen me, I do not know if my sensitive system could handle it.

Originally posted by Bzob
this is for Kato to make her happy again:

I Ran
I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

Reached out a hand to touch your face;
You're slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out a hand to try again;
I'm floating in a beam of light with you;
A beam of light with you.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.


I honestly love this song. I dunno if that diminishes my "net masculinity" or whatever. One can still be considered a man if one likes Flock of Seagulls, dammit. It's a great tune.

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
K, if ur gunna write a gushy poem, get rid of the Tyson avatar god damnit.

That is the Flock of seagulls song ...Matt get with the program.

I rebel against all organized 'programs'

Originally posted by Squezze
I honestly love this song. I dunno if that diminishes my "net masculinity" or whatever. One can still be considered a man if one likes Flock of Seagulls, dammit. It's a great tune.

I am sorry, But it does deminish your net masulinity. :poke:

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
Post some pics of you and her in bed for us.

Here you go Matt... dont say we never made you happy lol.... http://www.printroom.com/_vti_bin/ViewImage.dll?userid=Kato&album_id=79150&image_id=32&show=image&param=27602

LOL

Looks comfy.. i wanna hop in too.

You bastard. Die die die

it was taken at his granparents home while on vacation. Its his grandpa sacred bed ;), we took a bunch of pictures that day to tease them.... that one was called caught in the act
hahahaha...

what's up with peein at each other?


Are you guys into gold shower and stuff like that??

Originally posted by VeneTKD
what's up with peein at each other?


Are you guys into gold shower and stuff like that??


Yeah I was wondering that myself. If you guys are into that ****, I've just got one word. Ewwwwwww.

nah he does it to make my life a living hell... his nasty alcohol filled water lacking urine is so foul that he finds it entertaining to piss me off when I shower and am not aware of what he is doing.
My revenge shall be ecoli

She hates it, and that is why i do it. I wait till she is in the shower and i fust woke up with morning pee and i sneak up gether long range style.

Ok, THAT is ****ing sick.

Originally posted by VeneTKD
what's up with peein at each other?

Kato told me people from Venezuala like to be peed on? Thats why i do it


Are you guys into gold shower and stuff like that??

Glad that you learnt to use the quotes...Bzob : )

:(

I see no problem with urine in the shower. when ever I shower with a girl and she is hogging all the hot water....let er rip. You win that game. She has to do a hand stand to piss in any of the good places.

LOL. I am not alone!

Originally posted by Aaron Suave
I see no problem with urine in the shower. when ever I shower with a girl and she is hogging all the hot water....let er rip. You win that game. She has to do a hand stand to piss in any of the good places.


The times that he has decided to pee on me he hasn't been inside the shower with me Aaron!.... he sneaks inside my alone shower time and pisses on me from the outside...."peeleft:

Damn Kato is really a nice girl if she puts up with that ****.

Originally posted by VeneTKD
Damn Kato is really a nice girl if she puts up with that ****.

thank you vene... and then he is the one that writes threads *****ing....ugh

The times that he has decided to pee on me he hasn't been inside the shower with me Aaron!.... he sneaks inside my alone shower time and pisses on me from the outside....


damn, Bzob is light years ahead of me. He can run away after and you cant do ****. I always ketch a slap when I do something cruel.

Originally posted by Aaron Suave
damn, Bzob is light years ahead of me. He can run away after and you cant do ****. I always ketch a slap when I do something cruel.

Right on...I apreciate you seeing the genious in that manuver

Aaron you have to master BZob technique. I think I am very Old School. I don't want to see my girl taking a **** either or peeing next to me. Nothing like that. That **** should be private. To me that is a ****ign signal that there is no personal space in a relationshp. Kato como pasaste las navidades? ya viste a Chavez bailando el pirulin pin pon? Si no me avisas y te mando el e-mail.

Originally posted by VeneTKD
Damn Kato is really a nice girl if she puts up with that ****.

Go Away


:devil

Bzob you are cruel!!!

I think you are jealous and want me to sneak in the bathroom when you are in the shower

I hear you Vene, Being interested in watching your girlfriend piss is not exactly common. Funny thing is I always get girls who dont mind.

Originally posted by VeneTKD
Aaron you have to master BZob technique. I think I am very Old School. I don't want to see my girl taking a **** either or peeing next to me. Nothing like that. That **** should be private. To me that is a ****ign signal that there is no personal space in a relationshp. Kato como pasaste las navidades? ya viste a Chavez bailando el pirulin pin pon? Si no me avisas y te mando el e-mail.

la pase bien, ay tu sabes...pendiente de todo lo que esta pasando, no he visto lo de chavez enviamelo porfa

i love this thread. Kato rocks and Bzob is an ******* for peeing on her.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i love this thread. Kato rocks and Bzob is an ******* for peeing on her.

Welcome to the **** list ****er. lol

damn Bzob..I just thought about that..and it was a really scary thought.

Do you mean scarey...or sexy

nothing sexy about having a big white man, coming into my shower. That **** is scary.

Originally posted by VeneTKD
nothing sexy about having a big white man, coming into my shower. That **** is scary.


That really hurts my feelings. sniff sniff

Would it help if i wore a tiger printed Spedo?

poor Bzob...Kato will give you a hug.

nah it would be ok as long as you dont drop the soap Vene

is he into that, too?? holy ****!!!

I prefer the Zebra speedo..

Originally posted by Kato
nah it would be ok as long as you dont drop the soap Vene

Easy "Flock of Seagulls" . there is but one ass for me :lovers:

Originally posted by Bzob
Easy "Flock of Seagulls" . there is but one ass for me :lovers:

is that would have been true we wouldnt be in this situation right now :baby:..lol just kidding my love

very clever

I feel the tension. I will have to say that im heading to the gym in a few and all I got is a mental picture of 295 pound Bzob in a leopard print speedo. Pray for me I might drop the weights on my neck...

Bzob don;t be mad at me. I have good intentions.

Originally posted by VeneTKD
Kato como pasaste las navidades? ya viste a Chavez bailando el pirulin pin pon? Si no me avisas y te mando el e-mail.

bzob you know what their saying? for all we kno their talkin bout dirty bum sex and leaving us out:cuss:

I only hope that one day I can find that special someone to pee on in the shower...

That is real love right there folks

You guys are an inspiration!

oh btw your av sucks bzob

this one is much more impressive

http://www.lasvegassun.com/from.ed/1997/jun/28/photos/P000014084.jpg

oh wait even better

http://www.geocities.com/mike_tysons_iron2/Holyfight1picture7.jpg

Bzob and KAto need someone that can listen to them....you guys want to lay down and tell me about how you grew up?

You guys crack me up!!! And Bzob, you should be doing whatever she wishes since since carrying your baby! :)

is that you in ur avatar val?

yes

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/hititsmiley.gif

:)

thanks~

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/hititbobdole.jpg

Valerie has one of those asses that you just want to bite huh!

Too bad I have no teeth or I would

LOL

**** off!, I am back.

I did a mack pee to kato today...and she danced a little bit but she is prego and afraid to fall so resistance is futile

Bob doles thumb is wierd...

He lies he did not pee on me... I have decided to bring the scissors in the shower with me from now on...

Originally posted by CrashZero
oh btw your av sucks bzob

this one is much more impressive

http://www.lasvegassun.com/from.ed/1997/jun/28/photos/P000014084.jpg