Well my poop was very firm yet yeilding today.

Not bad start for my journal.

Took a couple of KFC induced ****s today.

Been a while blizzle, hope your doing good. Sometime's the firm ones are splashers, get any pee and poopwater splashing up in your crack? I hate when that happens.

No **** today, but everytime I ate yesterday I had to go quickly after......

Yes poop induced splash is an every day thing for me. I call them Jersey Waves.

I like the long ones that are about 9-12 inches long, that way the dont splash in the water. They just kind of settle with no problem. And they make for great party favors!

yea, me and my buddy used to keep a poleriod camaera in the ****ter to document those rubys of the anus.

I've got poop in my butt.

yesterday woke up with terrible stomach cramps non stop liquid poo pall day! :(

today no poop yet hopefully it will be normal.

I hate ass piss.....

me to!

mmm ass piss.

I once spelled the word "IS" in big letters...I told the fam about it

i'm still having a hard time pooping after all the eat fests of the holidays...:(

I'm going to poop right now, I'll fill you in on the details when I get back.

Alright, I'm back, here's what went down. I sat down with a positive attitude hoping it was gonna be a nice easy poop with minimal effort and one wipe, those are the best, but it just wasn't to be. I grunted once, and nothing. Twice, unnnhhhh, nothing. Beads of sweat were now rolling down my forehead. Unnnnnnnnnnnhhhhh, krack, snapple, pop, splash. Ahhh, I look down and there's a turd the size of a pebble in the ****ter, damn I hate when that happens. And how can one pebble turd make it necessary to wipe about 25 times, it just doesn't make any damn sense. Do the laws of physics not apply to going poop?

I had a good poop.

I feel sick, now i got ass piss.