I'm not gonna ask around how badly I'd kick your asses, I'll just pull out my Smith & Wesson!

I am bulletproof.....

It wouldn't stop me.. i'd take a wad of cloth and stuff it in the whole of my body to stop the bleeding.. then I'd take your gun, slide it up your ass and rape u with it a few times.. then squeeze the trigger when its deep inside u and u know that u are my *****.. then ill go get stitches for where u shot me.

Then I'd come back to your bleedin, raped body.. cut it in half with a chain saw in my bathtub.. mail one half of you to your mom with the gun that raped u and killed u, and the other half I'd cover in bronze and make it a statue, of which I would put in my dining room next to my couch.

Fighting = battle of skills, and bad-assness

Shooting with guns= smarter than having chance of getting ass kicked, although you should dispose of the body and witnesses quickly

I'll be waiting Matt! http://www.smith-wesson.com/products/firearms/images/standard/SW108282.jpg

Don't u want somethin smaller? .. or is that gunna be alright cuz your ass is already loose from daddy "loving" u every night? .. (remember its goin up your ass like i said above).. just tryin to be helpfull.

Matt Jensen, you've written two of best post in this forum...great, gory and mad!!
I'll make the same of Matt but I'll impale the two half bodies...:devil :spindevil

I'll be waiting Matt!

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That's disgusting.

No words...

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That bronze statue of Kimura would make a really nice centerpiece for your dining room table.

Trust me Zen, that'll never happen!

I hope not, it sounds like Matt has a pretty horrible death planned for you.

Why does it say replica on the side of the gun?

HahA!! "Yours says Replica on the side or yours, and mine happens to say Desert Eagle point five oh. Now, **** Off!!!" hehe, love that movie.