she is on her period and i get in bed and she is awake (which never happens) and she goes i feel kinda naucious.

I tell her "well if you puke in bed you get to do the laundry."

she gets up i yell the door is locked she gets i nthe common room and looks around and you can see her head rock and he cheeks pop out she RUNS int othe bathroom and you hear BLECH!!

over and over.

so being the concerned b/f i am i get up and go to the doorway but not in the bathroom (she freaks out when she pees **** puking). she cleans up (THATS RIGHT YOU PUKE YOU CLEAN!!! unless its me puking then you gotta be concerned and you clean!)

she says she never gets like that on her bloody week and it wasn't food just eewww.

i think i make her sick. :(

can you ladies relate to this?

I make myself sick, what with me being so sexy and all.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!


SHE JUST DID IT AGAIN!!!!

we were layin there for no longer than 20 min and i'm nearly out cold and BOOM movement i jump and all i hear is HHHHHUUUURRRRFFFFFFF OMG WHATS GOIN ON!?!?!?!?!?

sheis not where near me???


phew she is in the bathroom.

its not morning sickness we dont; have sex and she is on that bloody week. I wonder what it is??

Maybe she has something small like a hair stuck in her throat? That could be it, its small to not really know its their, but big enough that it can induce vomitous projectiles. But it could be that I am so sexy that my sickness is spreading throughout the world...

Make sure she's facing away from you before you fall asleep!http://rockbottomdlux.freewebspace.com/smilies/Band.gif

Is your girl feeling better this morning Vulgar?

I'm guessing its the sight of you.

Originally posted by Allison
I'm guessing its the sight of you.

Your so mean

Originally posted by Allison
I'm guessing its the sight of you.

What have I done to provoke these malicious attacks? You should release your anger and follow me on a path to enlightenment.

Please put "Not Safe" in the title.....my cherrios are ruined now.

Originally posted by Allison
I'm guessing its the sight of you.

would'nt doubt that. he is hideous.

I thought it was me too. She swears its not.

she appears to be feeling better.

thank you for your concern.

Allison that was mean and i didn;t expect you of all peple to be mean to me.

LSG - the title said my g/f hurled all over what did you expect?