Well, I know there are another thread like this, but I didn't find it....

In my opinion:

-Piedra: The erudite and he has the best avatars
-PTU: He's the woman!!PTU Rules!!
-Bzob: Is crazy
-Zen: cool posts Dr.Clone
-Vulgar: Good undreground taste
-Aaron Suave: nice posts
-ParazIT: The irony, where are you now?
-KAto: The tender latino power LOL
-Rigid: you seem a goog guy

I supose i forget someone....

Azn
Tanner
Araz
Bzob
Hockeyfighter
Kato
Bux
Gman
Big-G
Put 'em up
Waylander
Vulger....

damn. im pretty cool.

Kaps put up hockey fight and a thread for me to help with the hockey fighter withdrawls......Kaps is cool

I think everyone is cool accept for bzob.

Did I mention tanner is gay?

I love everybody....love love love....

Originally posted by Leather

-PTU: He's the woman!!PTU Rules!!
-I supose i forget someone....

wait! does he think I am a man?


LEATHER!

Originally posted by put 'em up
wait! does he think I am a man?


LEATHER!

Sorry, sorry, sorry.....
I would say:
She's the woman!!
You're the woman!!! PTU RULES!!!
:lol1:

your the man Leather.

Stop kissing ass, Aaron. All you got was a "nice Posts".

Originally posted by Leather
Sorry, sorry, sorry.....
I would say:
She's the woman!!
You're the woman!!! PTU RULES!!!
:lol1:

rewind :)

THANK YOU!

Kaps
Tanner
Allison
Ghost
BigPapa
Leather
Vulgar

WOOHOOO I love you guys too....

Parazit is cool accept when he was looking for Katos #

Araz is one of the funniest people on here.....

you silly boy you...:love:

Everybody that post here is cool.

<-------

oh ****! I forgot Wondermut! :)

Don't worry, everybody does till they need something. :nonono:

Stop kissing ass, Aaron. All you got was a "nice Posts".


LOL your just jealous Allison cause your not on the list. Ill put you on mine with:

Allison: alright posts.

Originally posted by wondermut
Don't worry, everybody does till they need something. :nonono:

NO NO NO!

I mostly like you because of your arms! :)

*Coathanger crying*Its alright...I still have my good looks.

Originally posted by Aaron Suave
LOL your just jealous Allison cause your not on the list. Ill put you on mine with:

Allison: alright posts.

My posts are way better than yours.

And put the old avatar from Zoolander back.

and you are a pimp.

No one mentioned my name. You can all go to hell.

I like Matt Jenson the best!

& Matt :)

I like Matt. He's a complete sick bastard.

Yes, NOW u all kiss my ass after I complain!! I should cut all your nipples off with my toenail clippers and string them up and make a nice neclace out of 'em. ...but I'm not going to cuz I'm still waking up with this coffee. But I am sad, and my coffee is getting diluted with the drops of tears that are landing in it because of this. )=

I take it back, I do not like Matt anymore.

I retract my Mat Jensen vote.

Matt Jensen

Allison

Ghostx0

Purity

Bzob

LSG

Money

Zen420

Ohhhhhhh.. Now you like me? 3 days ago you were blocking me, Baggins.

everyone on global is cool

Everybody should hate me, because I sure do hate all of you.

gman
nuttin but love over here

Originally posted by Dogg
Matt Jensen

Allison

Ghostx0

Purity

Bzob

LSG

Money

Zen420


I quit

Everybody should hate me, because I sure do hate all of you. I love you man, if you were a girl we'd make sweet love all night long!! .. slowly, just to show you how much I appreciate you and love you.

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
everyone on global is cool


Sure, buddy

How the **** do you idiots not mention CTA? Whatta bunch of ****ing ingrates. I don't know what the hell I ever did to deserve this treatment so **** you all.

Allison... i NEVER said i liked you, i said you were one of the best posters here.

Tanner- my comeback.... ok. sure. great. fabulous, awsome, stfu, gay

Die

But you do like me.

not

Dogg, Purity, James Fulton, Allison, lil'surfer girl, Tanner Rhoden, Matt Jensen, gman, box_banger, Leather, put 'em up, CTA likes fellatio, Coathanger Abortion, Christopher Chaos, Bzob

and Kato....lol

I would like Tanner more if you could start working on those buns of steel! :)

I like you Allison.. come, sit right here and let me play with you.

Originally posted by Bzob
Dogg, Purity, James Fulton, Allison, lil'surfer girl, Tanner Rhoden, Matt Jensen, gman, box_banger, Leather, put 'em up, CTA likes fellatio, Coathanger Abortion, Christopher Chaos, Bzob

this MUST be your hate list :)

Short, bald, dark skinned, bastard!

Originally posted by put 'em up
I would like Tanner more if you could start working on those buns of steel! :)


Hey now..if you would like a nude pic sent to you, all you need to do is ask. It can be arranged.

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
I like you Allison.. come, sit right here and let me play with you.

LOL you're great Matt...

Originally posted by Bzob
Dogg, Purity, James Fulton, Allison, lil'surfer girl, Tanner Rhoden, Matt Jensen, gman, box_banger, Leather, put 'em up, CTA likes fellatio, Coathanger Abortion, Christopher Chaos, Bzob

you are the first person to mention me. :ghost:

He copied that straight from the members online right now.

post reason like gman, god like body, smart, better then all of us etc.

Originally posted by Allison
My posts are way better than yours.

And put the old avatar from Zoolander back.



whoa hold the phone missy, you think your too cool for school but your not Suave. Why go back with Hansel? you dont like Samara?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Allison
He copied that straight from the members online right now. [/QUOTE

Damn you devil woman:devil

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Hey now..if you would like a nude pic sent to you, all you need to do is ask. It can be arranged.

if you can arrange it so that Allison doesn't kick my ass

I know, I'll send her some more cookies - that should keep her busy! :)

& I WUV you Dogg! you are way cool!

Originally posted by put 'em up
if you can arrange it so that Allison doesn't kick my ass

I know, I'll send her some more cookies - that should keep her busy! :)


Allison will be taking the picture

I've read all these posts and not once is the legendary Big_Papa mentioned.....:cuss:

lol

works for me! :)

Big_Papa...mmmmmm..you're mentioned now...

Thanks bro, means alot to me.

I'm happy doing It!!

Somebody want to be mentioned?

Send the cookies, I'll do anything you want.

Originally posted by Big_Papa
I've read all these posts and not once is the legendary Big_Papa mentioned.....:cuss:


it's your avatar - I keep telling you!

:lol1:

you are not that cool but you are HOT! :devil

Originally posted by Allison
Send the cookies, I'll do anything you want.


COOKIE MONSTER! :)

I know I'm hot but damn, you'd think at least one of my fans would've thought of me.

Originally posted by Allison
He copied that straight from the members online right now.

thank u for pointing that out. i no longer feel special, nor do i like Bzob anymore. :cuss:

I hope you die feeling like nobody loves you.

Originally posted by Allison
I hope you die feeling like nobody loves you.

.....mmmmmmmmm....hard words Allison, hard words....:nonono:

so much hatred from such a beautiful young woman.

True, Big_Papa....The cruelty into the beauty...

Dogg goes without saying, if it wasnt for him there would be no Global.....

Tru dat, tru dat.

cta your a ***** shut up...

****ing love fest :grenade: damn hippies~

By the way, did I mention I love this smilie? :baby:

its making babies.

Matt Jensen must be one of the best posters over here...

Valerie, is that you in your avatar?

I've wondered that too...

I'm pretty sure it is...

of course it is! I'm not gonna have some strange woman in my avatar~

i'd hit it.

****! right about now i'd hit anything. if i could... i would **** myself.... wait a minute.... i can!!!!

just flip the dick and sit right?

do you have a website? cuz I see that the photo is copyrighted...

Originally posted by Bzob
and Kato....lol

God your pathetic...

poor kato...

Hit what Dogg???


ParazIT: Its not "my" website. It's one of many club photos taken by a buddy of mine~

pssstt!!! (I think he's talkin bout that perfect ass!!) ..hehe

it is kinda nice.

heh heh, ahhhhhhh, gotcha~ doh!

what kind of club is that?

damn it. Ive been grifted.

It's a kinky party club.

Im just wondering were it is...

ANd indeed you should.. it's in Hollywood.

As usual, Squezze gets no love from anybody. **** youse all in the goat ass.

then hollywood is where I should go...

Just say you don't want to be loved. It worked for me.

Word out of the bux camp:

"Kaps is the only one to appreciate me,
that fill bux up with much glee,
so he is the only poster on my list
all the rest of you can penetrate your ass with a fist."

As for PUB's list, it only contains bux.

Originally posted by Publicist of Bux
Word out of the bux camp:

"Kaps is the only one to appreciate me,
that fill bux up with much glee,
so he is the only poster on my list
all the rest of you can penetrate your ass with a fist."

As for PUB's list, it only contains bux.

...mmmm...just a real poet....

Death to Gongora!!! Quevedo impaled!! Long live to the king of poets Publicist of Bug!!....:mad:

Originally posted by ParazIT
poor kato...

isn't he just a jewel Paraz?

I'm gonna deviate from the other lists a little.

James - he's gonna protect the people of New Jersey one day

Tanner - despite his hateful nature, he really is a good guy

Wondermut - this man is not appreciated enough for all the work he's done

Dogg - He's short and shorties need to feel appreciated

purity - another short guy

Justin - he's openly gay and that takes courage to admit

Waylander - he'd feel left out if I didn't mention him

Big_Papa - a tough guy with a big heart

rigid - for his words of inspiration

coathanger abortion - very funny guy

kaps - ....

Vulgar - sick bastard!

Matt Jensen - an even sicker bastard!

zen - gives excellent color commentary during cage fights

GhosT - for putting this new board up

NewHamieWamie - for petitioning so hard to make someone's list

momita - did a nice job raising a future champion of mma

all the other ladies of global except for 1 ( you know who you are)

Did you guys do bella yet, if not good:lol2:

Nope, not yet.

I just noticed Kimura left me out..

::Walks up behind Kimura naked, ripps down Kimuras pants from behind and slides it in like we're playin 'Prison Showers'::

Remember me now *****?!? HUH?? SAY it for DADDY!!! That's Right!!! Take that ****!!!

Thanks Kimura (the Yoda of the Jedi council)

Originally posted by gman
Did you guys do bella yet, if not good:lol2: Bella beef?

Kimura rocks! nuff said!

I took care of her.

Damn right, That ***** talks to much ****.

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
I just noticed Kimura left me out..

::Walks up behind Kimura naked, ripps down Kimuras pants from behind and slides it in like we're playin 'Prison Showers'::

Remember me now *****?!? HUH?? SAY it for DADDY!!! That's Right!!! Take that ****!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...Cyber rape! thats a first

Originally posted by gman
Damn right, That ***** talks to much ****. Ohhh...

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
I just noticed Kimura left me out..

::Walks up behind Kimura naked, ripps down Kimuras pants from behind and slides it in like we're playin 'Prison Showers'::

Remember me now *****?!? HUH?? SAY it for DADDY!!! That's Right!!! Take that ****!!! OK! Dayam! I'm gonna replace you for Vulgar cause you're definitely the sickest bastard here! And if you ever try to rape me from behind, I'll cut off your johnson!

I never questioned the fact that Matt was the sickest individual here.

Kimura, when getting raped try to lock and twist...lock it and twist IT off

THen right after you cut of my Johnsen, I'm gunna double leg you, mount you, and drowned you in the gush of blood that is comming out of me like an artery. If you resist I'll ***** slap you to remind you that I'm your daddy, then procede to force your mouth open and continue letting my flow of blood and semen slide down your throat to eventually fill up your lungs. *****.

I will make his left nut his right, cut his johnson off, and stick it in his own mouth!

Im scared for Kimura

kimura-you suck at this.

I'll keep my johnsen in my mouth.. then once your dead and stop twitching, I'll french kiss your corpse, and let my cut off Johnsen slide down your throat, where it will wrott away alongside your body.

And you wanna be on my cool people list?

Yes. You know I loved you.. I've told you every time after we made eachother orgasm. Remember you said that no guy could ever make you orgasm? then I came along, and showed you it was possible.. EVERY TIME!!! You know you want me baby, I can please you like no other, .. you know this.

Daaammnnnn Matt, you are sick. lol

This is just some ****ed up ****, right here.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA Matt is too funny

I don't give a **** what Justin says, I'm straight buddy! Tell your fantasies to Tanner.

Your upsetting me baby, and when I get upset I get crazy. You know what happens when I get crazzy baby, I don't like it.. You're upsetting me.. Damn baby why can't we just have sex like we used to? .. that passionate, slow, sensual.. ugh.. remember the time we went for one of our pointless drives around town, and we wanted eachother so bad, that we hopped the fence of an outdoor nursery, and did it right there in the dirt for 2 hours? We were so bloody, but we pleased eachother so much. Stop playing these games.. I need you, and you need me.

LMFAO @ Matt

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

The two coolest people on GlobalMMA are:
Snoop Dogg and SilentBlade

Here is the JV Squad:
Dogg
Waylander
Valerie
LSG
Matt Jensen
Wondermut
Bux
Azn
Put Em Up
Bzob
Kato
Pal
Araz
Money
Bella
Ghost
Tanner
Vulgar
Seldom
Piedra
Leather
Kaps
Kimura
Allison
Coathanger Abortion
G-Man
CTA Gives Fellatio
RTR
VOD


To anyone I forgot, I love you too.:lovers:

JV..JV?!? .. take your JV and shuv it up your ass.. JV isnt Varsity!!

Matt- You sound like you really know how to please your man, give me a call sometime!

no no.. it was a joke.. that's just wrong and sick, lol. I love the way a lady feels underneath me as she orgasms and moans in pure exstacy way too much to go any other way.

What about me Zen, I should be #1 on that list.

zen just put everybody on that list.

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
no no.. it was a joke.. that's just wrong and sick, lol. I love the way a lady feels underneath me as she orgasms and moans in pure exstacy way too much to go any other way.

I was just kidding too man, hope you didn't take that **** serious.

Originally posted by Big_Papa
What about me Zen, I should be #1 on that list.

Your the captain of the Varsity coolness squad, I was waiting for the appropriate time to give you your shoutout.

yes Kato...he's hugh grant and brad pitt in one...

Originally posted by Big_Papa
I've read all these posts and not once is the legendary Big_Papa mentioned.....:cuss:

Don't feel bad bro, I never seem to make these lists with anyone except those I truly care about... which is like 3% of the population wherever I go, according to my notes.... that number seems to vary here, but the number of people that mention me speaks for itself.

The other thing is that I kinda like being that thing that goes without saying. All you people know that this place wouldn't be the same without me, or you, or whoever else really participates here. Ass-kiss lists and circlejerks are inapplicable. I will name none of you, because everyone who matters knows how much they mean. I pretty much hate you all, except Kato and Tammy and Dereka and Cindy (that's my new friend), because you can't go hatin on chicks unless you're just an *******, and I'm not.

At least not to them.

I love you dave.

I'm not cool? :nonono:

Originally posted by Creed
I'm not cool? :nonono:

You shouldn't even have to ask me my take on that.

Originally posted by Creed
I'm not cool? :nonono:

Sorry Creed I forgot you!! Youre cool and thanks for the Headache post :grenade:

well Zen, guess I'll have to accept the JV squad~~

Matt, calm down! you're making me horney!

Ouch, i didnt make anyones list... well **** you all too!

Sorry Valerie.. but I feel like being ****ed up, lol. Here's some facts:

I've never met a girl that I couldn't make cumm.
I've made even major sluts that get around, say "wow"
Unlike most guys I enjoy making my girl satisfied b4 myself.
Love sensuality and 4-play more than sex itself.

hehe, damnit.. now I'M horny!!

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
and Cindy (that's my new friend)


I LOVE YOU, GHOST!

*waiting for someone to tell us to get a room again* :)

it doesn't matter what Matt sez...he always scares me...

Paraz - I forgot you! :( you helped me with my picture on my first day here - thank you!

np, Im used to getting forgotten :D

cough cough... wait **** you all still!

Ghost is on my revised list. Ghost helped put this new board together.

damn... i quit, im leaving now! :(
screw you guys... im going home!

Relax NHW, I put you in there now.

of al lthe lists i'm on i;m always twards the bottom. I must not be that cool

I nominate myself as the coolest person in THE WORLD!!!!

You all suck in my book...except Zen420...

Seldom, do you know that really good tennis player from Adelaide?

how the **** do these keep comming up?

you did this one chicken ****er

nope. wrong.

Don't lie Pinocchio....look at the dates

wow...It seems a museum..Kimura, PTU, NewHamieWamie, Pac808....

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Don't lie Pinocchio....look at the dates

thats weird. serious ****... i saw this on the 1st page of OT. no joke.

OLD SCHOOL...When I was 'Coathanger Abortion'

Coathanger Abortion, thats CRAZY!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Is a coathanger abortion related to a mule? I'm Brian Fellows.

what a very old thread

this thread is back from when I wasn't a post whore.

I was Suave back then. least my name was.

Originally posted by Brian Fellows
Is a coathanger abortion related to a mule? I'm Brian Fellows.

mhmm

Thats CRAZY!

say that one more time and i am gunnin' for your knee caps!!! no particular reason for your knee caps, just thats as far as i can reach.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
just thats as far as i can reach. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA


SElf own3D

Originally posted by The Ensanity
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA


SElf own3D

i wanna be like birdman :)

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
i wanna be like birdman :) Ben...the jewish BiSexual Birdman

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Ben...the jewish BiSexual Birdman

Ben's bi?

**** yea. and in August... hes staying at MY pad! Shotgun! I got dibs on that ass!

I think Ben gives out the anal pounding...but , yeah Ben is Bi

1 pwnz j00

Originally posted by Gman
this thread is back from when I wasn't a post whore.

Your not a postwhore now, you barely even ****ing post anymore.

i'm probably the coolest.

so who is gonan make the first cool person list?

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'm probably the coolest.

im sorting things out. i will have a list...

i'll name the people i talk to the most in no particular order

leftbench
blue dawg
wushu
allison
hockeyfighter
kaps
vulgar

Gay boy forgot me, what an Asshat.

These threads never go well. You always forget someone. Oh yeah, they are also just plain gay

no one mentioned me
Im gonna go cry in the corner now

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'll name the people i talk to the most in no particular order

leftbench
blue dawg
wushu
allison
hockeyfighter
kaps
vulgar

thank you soooo much buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont ever talk to me again!!!!! lol

I hope you all die of aids and fall into a molten lava pit while your mother urinates into it.

i wasn't naming the coolest people on global..just people i talk to daily.

Originally posted by Magic Man
I hope you all die of aids and fall into a molten lava pit while your mother urinates into it.

Magic Man rules

i got a bad hair cut today

none of you are cool

Threads like this are gheyer than AIDS. Hardly anybody is honest about it, it's just I'll name some people, ride their ****s a little, and hopefully they'll like me some more. I need so bad to be a popular poster on the MMA Forum, who should I say is cool to accomplish this goal. Bottom line, there are maybe 5 people here who can hold a candle to my complete grasp on everything that is cool. I look the part, I dress the part, I talk the part and I fight the part. I've got a cool list of one, me.

own3d

Zen is the coolest

Some things are understood, and don't need to be spoken.