View Full Version : First human clone born, Hoax or Real?


realkaps
12-28-2002, 07:54 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2002/HEALTH/12/27/human.cloning/index.html

What do you think?

Zen
12-28-2002, 11:05 AM
If it's not real, I believe it will happen before long. I don't think it's a good idea though, just sounds like a movie, evil clone population turn out to be super human and take over the world making real humans their love slaves or some ****.

CTA likes fellatio
12-28-2002, 12:28 PM
Would it be gay to have sex with your clone?

Zen
12-28-2002, 12:42 PM
What if your clone had a sex change and you guys ****ed? That would be kind of freaky.

Kimura
12-28-2002, 12:46 PM
That ET religious group is a bunch of non credible wanna be scientists; there's no cloned baby. If there is a baby, he/she had a daddy fo sho!

Zen
12-28-2002, 12:55 PM
I'm gonna clone some fine chicks, accelerate their aging process, and make them my sex slaves! Any female volunteer's wanna donate their DNA? LSG, AZN?

Leather
12-28-2002, 01:03 PM
Could somebody clone 50 Chaseys Lains...?:fu:
Seriously, I don't believe on this group...it's a form to take fame.
And about the clones...In my opinion the man can't play to be a creator god (the christian or muslim or budist or...)....I vote NO to the clones!!

Zen
12-28-2002, 01:07 PM
I vote yes to cloning 50 chicks for every man, fine chicks too, and they'd cook, clean, ****, suck, do laundry, work(like 10 of em) they'd take care of me and only me. That's like my dream life, a big mansion and my hareem of 50 beautiful women that cater to my every want and need!

Zen
12-28-2002, 01:09 PM
Clone #1's job would be a gardener, she would grow the bomb ass weed out in my green room. And clone #2 would roll blunts whenever I wanted them, or she could roll like 4 phat blunts every morning. Life would be good.

Leather
12-28-2002, 01:12 PM
Chasey, chasey, chasey chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, jenna (mmmmmm...genetic mistake but it's permit) chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, chasey, .....To 50. Great genetic science!!!

Zen
12-28-2002, 01:13 PM
LOL- I want some variety, I'd have 10 blondes, 10 brunettes, 10 latinas, 10 asians, and 10 black girls. Life would be good!

Leather
12-28-2002, 01:19 PM
hahahahaha...Zen, I've unmasked you...you're Ron Jeremy!!! Take these clones:
-Jenna Jameson (Blonde)
-Chasey Lain (brown)
-Devin Deray (black)
-Asia Carrera (Asian)
-Sky Lopes (Latina)

Are you ready?LOL

Zen
12-28-2002, 01:23 PM
hahah- now we're getting there, now I need Tera Patrick, Pam Anderson, Jade Hsu, Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry for my next 5. 10 down and 40 to go. All you need is a hair or something for DNA too, so we just need the clone machine, the age accelerator and 50 hairs from beautiful women to get started. Yes, life is gonna be good, this is better than winning the 250 million dollar lottery jackpot.

Leather
12-28-2002, 01:27 PM
LOL OK Zen!! I'll put on my special forces clothes and will travel to USA to get the hairs, you could kiddnape some ingeniers to buid the clone machine...hahaha

Zen
12-28-2002, 01:30 PM
Leather, we are gonna be living the good life real soon my friend, real soon!

Leather
12-28-2002, 01:35 PM
True Zen, true...

Kimura
12-28-2002, 02:55 PM
Zen and Leather, wouldn't you guys have to wait for these Chasey clones to be at least 17?

Zen
12-28-2002, 03:14 PM
18, that's why I have to invent a way to increase the aging process. It sound's like a SciFi movie to me.

Kimura
12-28-2002, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
18, that's why I have to invent a way to increase the aging process. It sound's like a SciFi movie to me. 17 is legal age in New York.

Zen
12-28-2002, 03:25 PM
I thought it was 18 nation wide.

Kimura
12-28-2002, 03:27 PM
Trust me Zen, it's 17 here.

Zen
12-28-2002, 03:35 PM
I believe ya.

Leather
12-28-2002, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by kimura
Zen and Leather, wouldn't you guys have to wait for these Chasey clones to be at least 17?
mmmmmmmmmm..... good question....Zen, could you wait?! I think I not....Kimura, you haven't heart!!! You've broken my fantasy....noooo (with eyes plenty of tears)....
Alternative: Make a clon of myself at the same time of Chase, then (I want belive in the reincarnation) we grow up with her...:fu: :?:

Kimura
12-28-2002, 05:17 PM
You can watch a younger version of yourself, but there's nothing like doing it YOURSELF!