Cyber Masturbation just doesnt work for me. I always **** it up some how. I guess I wasnt meant to **** myself.


Coathanger Abortion:Slide your **** in my mouth
Coathanger Abortion:MMMmmm...you like that
Coathanger Abortion:*talkin with a full mouth* Yes. MMmmm
Coathanger Abortion:Oh yeah, swallow my babies
Coathanger Abortion:I going to swallow them and **** them out
Coathanger Abortion:Not if a pack your **** in tight
Coathanger Abortion:Oh yeah!
Coathanger Abortion:turn around *Coat pouring baby oil on CA's crack*
Coathanger Abortion:ooooooooow...Slide your packing spear in
Coathanger Abortion:You feel that!??!?!
Coathanger Abortion:No.
Coathanger Abortion:My dick is in there
Coathanger Abortion:IT IS!
Coathanger Abortion:Yeap.
Coathanger Abortion:Oh, you suck. I need a real ****
Coathanger Abortion:well **** you
Coathanger Abortion:Give me some tweezers
Coathanger Abortion:I hate you
Coathanger Abortion:Im out of here
Coathanger Abortion:Get a good long look at this face, because its the last time youre going to see it.

If you havent guess, Im bored at work.

Thats pretty ****en depressing when you turn yourself down dude!

Originally posted by seldomTap
Thats pretty ****en depressing when you turn yourself down dude! I know...but atleast this doesnt happen with real sex partners, Im TOO pretty to be rejected.

And you are so modest too.

This thread is gay

You are gay.

Take it to the cage

Originally posted by Azn
And you are so modest too. I now...it adds to my charm

Originally posted by Creed
Take it to the cage

Let's go! :fu:

http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2443

Originally posted by Creed
http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2443 HAHAHAHAHAHA

cyber-masturbation sounds fun, i'm feeling pretty lucky right now.

TTT for people to try

You'll go blind boy!